1 I Found The Rat

So I was Running to my Bathroom to take A MASSIVE SHIT LIKE OOVIE JOOZE LIKE ONE OF THOSE OOGIEBALOOGIES THOSE BIG OOGIELOOS so I open the door there was a MASSIVE RAT that saw me and it ran in a hole I was shocked I think the rat thought I was gonna kill it but I had no weapon so I finally took A MASSIVE DUMP A MASSIVE

BALOOGIE IN MY OTHER BATHROOM! Guess what I made it out alive but the rat is still out there lurking in the shadows

SO THE NEXT DAY COMES I ATE TACO BELL THEN I HAD TO TAKE THE BIGGEST OOGIEBALLOGIECHOOZIEYOOZIEDOOODADEOOO LIKE ONE OF THOSE OOGIEBALOOGALOOOS FELT LIKE THE SOOOZIEBADOOOZIES SO I SAW A COCKROACH AND A RAT I BARFED AT THE COCKROACH AND IT DIED THE BARF WAS LIKE MY OOOOOOGGIEEEEBALOOS SO THE RAT HID AGAIN AND I HAD TO TAKE MY OOOGIEPALLOBALLODOOOSOOS IN MY NEIGHBORS BATHROOM BECAUSE MY DAD WAS USING THE OTHER BATHROOM

SO ONE WEEK HAS PASTED I WAS IN THE BATHROOM TAKING A BATH THEN I SAW THE RAT RUNNING OUT OF THE HOLE AND INTO THE BATHTUB WHERE I WAS IN I SHAT IN THE BATHTUB THE SHIT WAS HUGE LIKE THOSE OOGIEBALLOLLLOOSGIIESOOS THE BADUMDUMDEEDOS THE MONYIAGOOS THE DELEGUUSS THE RAT ATE THE SHIT AND DIED I SAID TO MY MOM. MOM I KILLED NINJA FROM FORTNITE IT WAS CHIIILLLLL