1 The First

"What the... Where the hell am I?!" Aiden woke up. He thought he'd died. Let's see, he shot himself in the arm, he stabbed himself in the chest, twice, he dove off a roof, and hung himself. How the hell was he still alive?! "Craaaaaaaap! I thought I died! But the clear pain in my ass is telling me otherwise. What the heeeellll! All my wounds are gone, too! Why won't whatever fucking God that's up there let me fucking diiiiiiiieee!!!! Fuck you, Jesuuuuuusss!!!! Wait a damn second. What's with this place? An accessory shop, an item shop? Sounds like something from Kingdom Hea-"

Before the Vulgar King could finish his vulgar sentence, something smacked him in his face. When his vision cleared and all the little dots in his eyes were gone, he saw a weird sight. Words, floatig in middair. And they were fading.

"Traverse town? Hold on. I'm in the first fucking world of Kingom Fucking Hearts! I did die, and this is my heaven. Random thought. Game logic is weird: you always start as a pre-teen, but never have any memories of childhood. Hold on. Am I a wielder, or am I just an ordinary person? I have so damn many fucking questiooooooons!"

"Hey you! Fella shouting everywhere!" It was Cid. The main man of the Accessory Shop.

"What do you want, stupid fucking old man?"

"Watch your mouth, kid. There are children here!"

"Yea, yea. Like I care. I'm not a kid, I'm 16." Aiden walked up to Cid, hands behind his head.

"You remind me of a kid I saw just a while ago. Ahhh wha's 'is name? Sora! That's it. First time I've seen him around. He's just a lot less vulgar."

"Well, well. You've seen Sora, eh? Mind tellin' me where 'e went?"

"He went to the 3rd District. Had ta do something."

"Heh. Looks like I'ma go talk to the maaaaiin maaaaan," said Aiden smoothly, walking away in the direction of the 2nd District.

And he was jumped by a Knight-like Heartless.