1 The world changes

Living in the basement of the house were once lived my family, it has been a long time since i was being called by someone, with nothing to do other than to eat, sleep, and read countless fantasy novels, i Mashed Potato finally remembered my name, the moment i heard a voice in my head calling himself God.

The god of potato's said:

"You all, weak potato's disappoint me, i thought that at least you would make it to another planet and not disappear so fast, i dearest God of Potato's, shall give you all another chance, let the shackles of the world be free, let it be your last chance."

Then out of nowhere nothing happened, i waited and waited, but i couldn't see anything different, i searched on the internet, and there were all type of comments, but nothing picked my attention, so i just went to sleep...

Until, some days later, the gravity seems to have changed gradually, there were report's everywhere, and is said that every type of weaponry mysteriously disappeared and was replaced with a bunch of "Tasty Potato's" followed by a card saying "Cook it well before eating"

So something truly happened was what i realized, gravity change's, world unshackled, crazy potato's, i tried to piece all of these things together with my crazy amount of knowledge that i collected by reading more than thousands novel's in my life.

after some time, i deduced that the world will become much bigger than before in size, and thing's that weren't possible before like having superpowers, becoming immortal or martial artists like in the novels may be possible, and if the gravity becomes thin enough all appliances will stop working.

So i decided to create a plan, a plan to become strong enough to not get messed by any potato in this world.