The Lycan Kingdom?

"Ugh, man I had way too much to drink" I muttered while looking around. I was laying in a bed in a small room with no windows that I could not recognize for the life of me.

"I hope I didn't impregnate whoever lives here" I prayed, assuming that I had just slept with the owner of this room, "Child support is no laughing matter".

Suddenly I heard a knock at the door "Who's there!" I yelped, a little bit startled from the sudden intrusion. The door opened, the opener clearly not bothering to answer, the rude door opener was a teen-looking girl in an oddly regal dress.

She had a royal air about her, which made me a little nervous, I quickly asked "Who are you?" and her response was stunningly friendly, "Why, I am the princess of the Lycan Kingdom, we have summoned you here to defeat the demon king! You should be honored to have such a privilege". Honestly I couldn't bear this kind of crap from some random girl I had just met, "Why should I do what you say?" I asked, "this isn't a novel where I do whatever the princess says!"

"What do you mean a novel? ANYWAYS, you should do it out of respect for the royal kingdom... OR ELSE!" what kind of brat is she, what a fucking bitch I thought, before finally responding "well, can I at least have some alcohol before I go out" I figured I might as well try to escape when she left to get it.

"Ok, sure!" she said suddenly turning friendly, "Let me go get it! should only take a minute, wait here!", after saying this she promptly turned around and left. "Well, that was easier than I thought" I muttered to myself. I waited for about 15 seconds to make sure she wouldn't come back before promptly going to open the door. "FUCK!!" I shouted as the doorknob electricuted me. "What the fuck! Trapped doorknobs? What kind of crazy ass place is this!" I exclaimed clutching my zapped hand.

The princess promptly entered about 30 seconds later with a large tankard of beer, which surprised me, this girl was strong, she then laughed at me. "You think this is funny!" I roared, "Why yes I do, I put a curse on you so you can not open doors. Well you don't need to worry too much, I will remove the curse when you are properly educated", she said, with an oddly threatening tone, "Now drink up!" she said, " Might be the best drink you get for a while".

Without really thinking I asked, "What type of beer is this?" she chuckled and responded, "Don't worry, it's the heavy stuff, you will need it. Now here take this mug and drink your fill!". I shuddered grabbing the mug with my uninjured hand.

"Now if you will excuse me I have to go grab the 'instructor', you better be ready when I get back, you have 5 minutes." the princess said before promptly leaving. I glanced at the tankard with spite, "You want me to drink! Fine I will drink, I shall drink till I die!" I proclaimed.

I wasn't going to submit to the princess, and brainwashing did not seem very fun, so I promptly put my mouth on the spigot and opened the flood gates. The mouthwatering beer quickly flowed into my mouth, filling my throat as I realized my mistake, "Shit! I can't breathe!" I quickly went to pull my mouth away, but my lips were stuck to the spigot, the cold beer must have made the metal spigot cold as well, sticking my mouth to it.

"Hah, at least I get to go out with a drunkard's honor, not like I was doing anything good with my life anyway," I thought as the beer started to fill my lungs. "Well, I do have one regret," I thought as my mind started to cloud.

"If only I could have drunk a bit more..."