1 spell book

4:20 am

woke up to make breakfast. my eyelids are still close. I'm lazy again today I don't want to wake up. this revolutionary plan is tiring me already I just force my legs to walk. "AGGGGGGGHHHHH"

that's my sneeze, weird sneeze indication that someone broke into my yard again. ugh ! seriously why can't this people grow their own crops?.

to think they wake up early today to steal it. hah! piss off!. i reach for the water bucket and filled it with ice then put some worms in it the largest worm i have almost jump into my cereal.

I waited till that person walk into the vines of grapes.

"AHHHHHHHH SNAKE! snake into my pants! aw!AW! AW! OUCH ! AHHH!!!"

screaming the guy try to cover his head from the ice cubes and worms. I just watch it though the window. for ruining my morning routine.

I put a spell on those worms to sip that guy's blood the next minute is gruesome scene. maybe I will feed his flesh to my new pet later.

since i lost my appetite, i just take a bath and get dressed.

I go out to clear my mind. forget the plan! who cares?.

I roam around the city and listen to gossip oh?! don't misunderstand I don't interfere with others just checking if what garbage they spewing this time.

"Have you heard the rumor?

The chosen spell-caster recruit the trending song bird kiana onto his team?"

"ah I bet she seduced the leader to favor her!"

this small talk of the town has speculating for weeks now.

humm...

should I visit them? they are so laid back and jerks creating ruckus these days.

okay I'll go.

I am in the backdoor of spell-casting department walking and sightseeing a little. this place is not bad I might complement them later.

just few steps from the library section notices a few new ornaments,

there are nude statues as well. eww.

(help) ..

hmmm?

helpp)

...

what.

the

"Boink!.." "aW"

that hurt!..

a book fell right in my head...

hmm?

??

I might be losing my mind!

the book has face in it and its crying..

a donkey face crying !.

hah!..

what's this ? it talks? usually beings from spells could not talk.?

oh!..

"HAHA HAHA HAHA! "

I compose my self from laughing .

a new toy to work with brings me joy!.

this stroll is my highlight for the day!!

"..."

I suddenly remember why I'm here so I put the book on my storage space.

I jump on the window and walk towards the office.

I can hear the disgusting moans from here?..

argh! why i am teaming up with this horny fuck!.

bloody garbage!

got an idea!!.

I summon a dead butterfly to put something inside the room.

I just left a hidden camera.

hah! tomorrow when you wake up you gonna be a bold star my friend! or porn star?

I go back home happily with a scandal.