3 3 - Friendly Neighborhood Genius

Hello. This might be getting tedious, but I'm Saito Neumann.

I'm a genius college graduate reincarnated into the body of a genius with 3 way talents from 3 different smart people.

With that said, I can't avoid being unique. I sleep in a particular way, my bed is positioned particularly facing the north while being on top of the Metal because it is beneficial for my-

On that note, Zhuge Liang's talent is ridiculous weird but useful. I do my morning works in a particular pattern, with a particular timing for walking, with a very precise position and stance. I shower while standing at the southwest, to the water and placing the showerhead at a particular height so that it has blessed water. Then I get out of the shower with my left foot first, toes facing the northwest, then my right foot next facing the opposite direction.

"Saito! You're going to be late for school!"

Well, screw this Feng Shui shit.

I hastened my way down, but still remembering the left to right foot pattern.

In there was my father's personal 5 ★ cooking, believe it or not, but my father is probably better than the best chef in the world.

No exaggerations, it's the Da Vinci blood.

Thus, I eat food particularly uniquely too.

Vegetables first with my left hand, meat next with my right hand. Grabbing the fork and knife in a way that makes it seem like I'm in a meditation pose. After I finish, each utensils are placed still according to this Feng Shui shit. Metal utensils to the Metal position.

"Thanks for the food, bye papa!"

"Hng"

I saw him lazily tossing the knife behind him, according to my calculations though, it would probably reach the knife holder.

Knowing that I get out of the house and run to my school.

...

"Shit, I forgot to place Mr. Teddy at the Fire position"

I went back.

*

I was a Grade 1 student, but it's too boring so most of the time, I was just playing in class.

It's been a day only, so everyone were still strangers but I was seated beside a girl with pink hair.

Aya Hatsune.

A nervous wreck if anything.

The teacher was busy trying to keep his patience with us who were not listening at all.

"Mr. Neumann, would you please solve this simple equation instead of staring at Ms. Hatsune?"

In the board was some multiplication that most people would need a calculator with.

Not me.

"45,677"

...

"V-Very well done. Umm, if it doesn't intrude your personal life, are you perhaps connected to THAT Neumann?"

"My ancestor or my dad?"

"Oh no- I mean, haha. A descendant of a genius, haha..."

'Damn, I want to quit.'

He definitely just thought about quitting. With that done, I continued to stare at the girl beside me.

Why?

Well, her face was actually pretty perfect, it's still undeveloped, but my talents are screaming and according to my calculations her face is going to be well proportioned and by standards, enough to be a model.

In the next 12 years anyways.

Wouldn't hurt to be friendly with someone like her, no?

I mean this is the DxD world, nearly every female is pretty.

"Umm."

Our eyes met.

"Can I help you?"

Uwaaa! Nice! It's the bloom of childhood! We're gonna play doctor! We're gonna play tag and get into rather sexual position but since we're children it's not bad!

Yahoo!

"Just looking at you helps my heart"

...

"Mr. Neumann get out"

*

The hell was with that teacher! He told me to get out after I said my coolest line ever.

I walked the hallways with no clear goal in mind, granted I can only do this because I'm a legit college graduate even without the talents.

Seriously, don't do this at school kids. This is technically cutting class.

Eventually, I found myself in the library, a treasure trove of nothing I don't know already.

Still, it was quiet.

Ziiiiip.

I sat on a chair and opened my bag which was filled with nothing but sweets.

I devoured those things.

It's not a hidden fact, but my bag was purely sweets I need to survive and some pencils and paper.

Even with being listless and all, looking at certain things activate [Truth] and with that comes me needing energy.

I consume a monstrous amount of sugar per day, to the point that my parents tease me with "Sugar Devil".

After feasting on my bag of sugars, I heard the bell ring, which usually means it's time to go home.

We're Grade 1.

So, I went out of the library and tried my best to find Aya, it's not that hard.

Just need to meas----blah blah blah blah blah. (Omitted because it's getting tedious to write)

Simple. Right?

Anyways, I found her.

I walked to her, but for some weird reason my motor skills were malfunctioning and I tripped, face first in front of her.

Kablam!

...

Oh God my social life.

"Neumah- Nouma... Saito-san are you alright?"

She can't pronounce my last name.

she offered me a hand, and I took it. No reason not to, huehue.

I'm holding hands with a girl. Huehue.

Huehuehue.

Huehuehue, oh right by this time Issei and Irina are probably playing with each other.

And he doesn't even know it's a cute girl.

ONORE HYOUDOU ISSEI!

"Thanks for the help, it's pronounced Nyu-Man by the way."

Well, it's simpler that way.

"Nyu-Man? Neumann, Neumann, your welcome Nyu-Man"

I'm still holding her hands.

There's rainbows and flowers starting to appear.

"Uwah, sorry. My parents are here."

She released my hand and bowed before going on her way.

...

So, her parents are going to be in my way huh?

Tsk tsk tsk.

Mr and Mrs Hatsune, do you really wish to challenge (ore) I, the great college graduate?!

Knowing that her parents saw our little romantic endeavour, I walked beside her to her parents.

"Hello, Mr and Mrs. I'm Aya's best friend!"

Her head nearly snapped to look at me beside her.

"Saito!"

"Hm?"

"Well, your young but please maintain a proper distance with each other."

I wrapped my arm on Aya's shoulders.

"... Oh my, Aya? Kindly tell your friend to-"

"Best. Friend."

"Tell your bestfriend to maintain proper distance?"

Aya was probably embarrassed, but whatever.

"S-Saitoooooo"

Suddenly, Yakuza's come up to us.

Much to the people's fright.

"Waka. Your father is unable to pick you up today at school, so he sent us. Please come to the car."

Ah, what terrific timing.

Hah.

...

My social life...

I sadly removed my arm on Aya's shoulders and followed the Yakuza's to their car.

Ah~

Just kill me again please.

That day, rumors came up.

[Saito Neumann was kidnapped by Yakuzas]

My parents got a kick out of it.

"HAHAHA! OH LORD, LOOK AT YOUR FACE! I KNEW IT, I JUST HAD A FEELING MAKING THOSE GUYS PICK YOU UP WOULD BE THE BEST"

Asshole.