The Wild Wastes

Of all the worlds I could have been reincarnated into of course it had to be the one full of giant mutant lizards, cannibal rapists, radioactive zombies, and secret sci-fi shadow organizations! The only thing that could make this any worse was if... wait, what the hell? Was that Yoruichi from Bleach? Why is she here? Wow she's even hotter in real life! Never mind I don't have any problems with living here. (Why am I writing this? I don't know, it was a stupid idea that came to me one day and I decided to just roll with it!)