The Whimsical Tales of Chaos

Life as a God is boring. Or at least it is for the God of Chaos. Until he had a brilliant idea. Kidnap someone from Earth and lock them in a cage until they write a story were he is the protagonist. Where he will learn the ups and downs of human life. The depression of heartbreak and the joy of having sex with an elf. The joy that is live and the sadness that is being served pineapple on pizza. But first he's got to kill some demons in a fantasy world or something so I can follow the contest rules. *Do NOT read Shadows in the Apocalypse no matter what the God of Chaos tells you. Reading it has been known to cause nose bleeds, irritated skin, depression, migraines heart palpitations, brain tumours and erectile disfunction. *