4- my beatiful young aunt

so I this handsome baby, started cultivation, by studying the devouring technique in my mind, and sucking energy from the milk in the tits of my mom to have energy to pratice potential upgrading technique and cleaning my body of impurities. you ask me why I haven't continued cultivation after I'm this old (5 years)? its not because my talent is poor and I'm an idiot, nope(maybe), its because the potential upgrading technique and devouring heavens technique are extremely difficult, I only now finished studying the basic of the meridians clearing and accupoints opening stage and finding them with my powerful soul, and also finished just now eliminating the trash residues that for some motive are all over my body even as a baby.

"system, I finished the quest to make my mother excited but not letting her vent it, the quest of removing the clothes of my parents when they sleep (I think they let me do it, don't know why), and the quest to troll grandma beauty (that was difficult, she is at sky 1st stage), and that other that I have to remove the pants of the boy 1 year older than mine age in public (he was crying, hehe), I even received a scolding for the last 2, how many points do I have acumulated after all these difficult 5 years?"

"ding, host has 10250 points"

finally, I got 10000 points to upgrade the damn system, I can finally stop that ding, ding, ding in my head, and... HUAHUAHUAHAHA.

"upgrade to low system"

"ding, congratulations host for completing hidden quest: upgrade the system before 10 yeras old, rewards: 100 points"

"now system, change the name of the system to 'meat toilet target godess system', stop that ding, use the voice in my memories, but a little more charming, and most important: call me master"

a feminine voice he wanted to hear said:

"master the changes are done, but you don't have authority to call ofensive names to the godess before the premium system"

noooooooooooooooooo, I need more than a milion points or 10 kp for that, I will bully someone to relieve my stress in a while. he opened the door from the house yelling:

tang long: mom, I will go and play with little aunt, see you at night

yue ling: have fun! and don't forget to bring her home this time, I want to see the potential waifu of my son, that old ghost will be bleeding in his heart, HAHAHAHA

tang lee: *and you don't even let me touch other women*

while his morther scolded his father, he started running in a familiar path after leaving the clan and ended entering the starwood forest outside the city, he was safe of bandits because there are none in the city that dare to go against the tang clan, otherwise he would find himself with a life worse than death, being executed quickly is a privilege, he would even be tortured for techniques.

he found the little girl called tang yue of about 9 years old training the fists by hitting a tree, she has blue hair, blue mischievous eyes, and when she saw him coming, she smiled and said with antecipation:

tang yue: how is it, did you really pick that thing?

tang long: yep, I picked it from my grandpa without him seeing it and can give you in my house tonight

when she smile, he let a smirk with great arrogance he said:

tang long: of course, I will only give you if you do your part today, I'm the boss for now, hehehehehe, call me husband!!!

tang yue: humph, you little brat, I'm your aunty so have respect, I will help you catch the image stone of my father (tang gang) doing the deed *blush*, I want to see him say that woman are only useful to give birth *pouting*, you will distribute some copies together with the women his grandsons and my brothers defiled with his help, this will destroy his reputation completely, then you will adopt me in your family by saying that I did a meritorious deed by helping you by giving you a way to cultivate qi to open meridians by a treasure, and I will also help you for 1 week doing your shady business...

tang long: stop now, its not shady business, its justice in name of the heavens, executed by its most handsome subject under its rule, and you also won't be adopted like this, but as my potential-future-concubine-of-last-choice, and...

tang yue: and you are looking for a beating again, did you remember the last time I broke your bones?

tang long: good cultivators don't talk about past glory *unless they are old*, and I didn't win the fight because I can't bear to hurt your body, I will have to take a good care of it in the future...

tang yue: more like you are too weak, you have been training that stupid body technique to resist the beatings, instead of qi, see, I'm already at the accupoint opening stage and can beat some earth stages, while your strengh of qi is still at the mortal 9 stage and can only fight some weak accupoint opening stage, not to mention my bloodline that is already at earth stage, I can't use it only because my body is only at accupoints opening stage, still not enough, but better than a good for nothing I know and am seeing in front of me!

tang long: I will continue training qi today, and just wait for me to submit you! that old man want to wait for you to grow up a little, then use you as a breeding furnace, because your blood is 78% pure azure dragon bloodline, but you are a girl, so that old ghost doesn't want you to inherit his legacy, nor influence the clan, what a waste of a fine girl, if it is me doing it I would make you my future concubine or even oficial wife if you have the hability.

tang yue: hee, so you really want me, I gave you my condition, so long as you beat me in a fair fight and have great potential, I will wait for you in bed when you grow up, but do you think you boy can beat this miss without those cheap tricks? you will never surpass me! about that old bastard I will kill him myself.

tang long: come, fight this young master here and now...

(...and he really is resistent to beatings, she seems satisfied?)

tang long: I will beat your ass one day, and also make you beg for me to eat you with my gigantic cock, just you wait for...

tang yue: so you are still alive uh!?

so he received another beating till he fainted...