2 2- the start of the life in another world, I'm a baby!?

the baby is born with a handsome face, green hair and gold eyes:

mother(yue ling): my cutie, you will be called tang long, this can't be your son tang lee, he is too beatiful, oh maybe he only picked my genes because they are better...

father(tang lee): you woman, of course he picked mine too otherwise he would not inherit my handsome face, and green hair and ...

mom: your handsome face? why I don't see it? are you using a face mask for years?

dad: no, but aren't you happy in bed when I...

mom: you stupid prick , tell anything more and you will sleep outside today(*=*)=ß

dad: yes mam /('-')_

tang long was watching with a (°0°) face as this was happening, thinking that he would not let his future wives control him like this (otherwise he would rebel and eat them).

while he was thinking he heard a robotic:

"ding, basic system of the godess of chaos iniciating 1%... 56%... 90%... 100%... ding, welcome host, do you want to integrate with the system now? yes/no"

oh, so it really was a godess, if i return there I will make her a meat toilet for revenge for the disrespect of throwing me in a black hole and ignoring me, hehehahaha

dad: oh, lets forget about it and go for the awakening cerimony of your cousin, I wouldn't want to make that cute girl her sad because of this

mom: coming, you don't need to tell me, but this time you won't try to put your hands in my sis ok!? otherwise I will drink your blood today °¬°

tang lee: hai, I won't try to put my hands in that cutie only for today

tang long thinked "yes, name it 'meat toilet target godess system' and change the voice to the godess according to my memories, call me master and remove the ding before saying things, oh and why I'm a baby?!" inside his mind and waited;

"ding, host doesn't have autority to change the system functions in the basic AI, you need to use system points to upgrade the system first before changing, would you like the tutorial? yes/no"

damn, I should have done less corruption, robed the work of less people, helped more kids... I would have a cute system that way "yes".

"ding, there are functions in the basic system: quest: does challenges from the system for sp(system points), status: show the state of host body and soul, question: use sp or even kp(kill points) to answer questions that the host ask and map: map the area that host soul cover to search for other players, each death give you a number of kp, the better your contribution for the kill more the points, to win the game you need to either kill or submit all the enemies, good luck host"

hell, I'm in a game for the gods have fun? what have I done to... ok, I did some bad things here or there but shouldn't it be me who make this games? ahhhh forget it "how many points do I have? and why do you ask for the tutorial only for this"

"ding, host don't have any"

"are there any quests then?"

"ding, no special events happened to trigger quests, if you want to create a quest will receive no rewards or punishment, would you like to create a quest?"

"ok(shit), status"

"status: heathy

body strengh: mortal level 1

soul strengh: earth soul level 1

qi strengh: mortal level 0

bloodline strengh: unawaked"

while our protagonist is talking with the useless system his mommy took him to the ancestral hall of the clan.

yue ling: HEY DADDY, I'm bringing my baby here to test the talent of my little genius.

tang lee murmur *our little genius*

tang tong(clan leader): oh, bring him here my precious, even if he is a trash I will help him reach at least sky realm with resourses for you

then a tipical arrogant old voice appeared:

tang gang: why bother wasting resourses with a trash, clan leader, how will you explain that to the elders...

yue ling: shut it, you haven't even tested his talent and is already calling him trash here, trash there, stop it or I will beat both of you after I cultivate a little more.

tanf gang: you beating me, only in a milion years, lets see the talent of the little bastard

they became quiet and walked in a ancient looking hallway full of people talking like in a market, but was opened a path whenever they walked, they have gove to the top of one of the three empty plataforms in the middle and put tang long in the left one. after a minute the pillar behind the plataform began to shine in a strong black light and the people became silent.

tang gang: tsk, tsk here goes your genius with a BLACK TALENT, he is one in 10000 years TRASH, HAHAHAHA, how did you make this prodigy in this clan? you can remember it, if he goes past sky stage without lots of rare treasures of at least nirvana rank to upgrade his talent I WILL WALK NAKED AROUND THE BLACK DRAGON EMPIRE CAPITAL, HAHSHAHAAZS...

"ding, quest iniciated: 'teaching lesson to arrogant idiots 1' teach your granduncle a lesson by reaching the sky realm before 20 years old, rewards: 10000 points, punishment: 1 year without being alerted by the system by other players near"

the entire family of the clan leader was furious, tang long thought: how dare you, only I can ridicule people, an idiot ridiculing me, THIS is new. while he was thinking about how to complete the quest and a myriad of ways to torture him, his father murmured:

tang lee: bastard, just you wait useless old decripit, I your master here will cripple a couple of your grandsons, lets see how you will laught

tang gang: toy boy what did you say!? repeat it please

yue ling: he said that most of your grandsons are useless, so why are you trying to remove the resourses of my baby!? old ghost, remove those from those pieces of shit that only use the money they receive to kidnap girls, like your grandsons!

tang gang: you bitch...

tang tong: calm down people, lets not make things ugly, we are *unfortunately* of the same clan, so any problems will be deal with by talking peacefully, and the altar still haven't calculated his bloodline, even if his talent is trash, so long as his bloodline is good he can still be nurtured, any problems? otherwise he will stay living a good life in the clan, like the other direct descendants

yue ling: fair enought, I can still give my resourses for him

tong gang: sure, why not, if you give all of them for him he still will not advance in the later stages without talent, I really want to see you grind yourself in this old man for some treasures later, otherwise the people would say your baby is trash, oh no, he really IS the biggest trash, kakakough cough cough that cough, that was bad cough, my injuries are acting up, cough cough

while they were talking peacifuly about his future resourses, the altar stoped the black light, and started to shine in a faint blood-red light with around ⅛ traces of dark-green passing in it

yue ling and tang lee: (*_*)

tang gang: heh, so that toy boy really is trash, not only he destroyed the talent of the bastard but even the bloodline, kekekeke

tang tong: sigh, sorry the bloodline is only as pure as some people of the branch family dear daughter-in-law, he can't receive much treasures, but he can still live a good life as a direct descendent of the clan, he can even be one of those spoiled young master like your husband, but his talent is really...

yue ling: I underestand, lets go home and rest, but mark my words, I will make him an powerhouse one day

and she left with the boy, before her cousin cerimony, without anyone seeing a trace of gold flash by the light of the altar before it disapeared entirely.

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