System?

Dawn came quick, and soon after 6 am rolled around, and the girl's phone started going off, she flipped over and without thinking set it to snooze.

[Oi...]

No response.

[This chic- get the fuck up]

The blanket bun shifted just a bit.

[ I am talking to you!] The voice shouted, and with it the girl finally got up with a bit of a shock.

"ehh" She voiced , and look around confused. [I am speaking to you.] It impatiently voiced out. The girl looked around confused some more. [You brat listen up-... stop glancing around you won't see me] "waah I must really have gone crazy? What did I eat yesterday? Can ramen even give you food poisoning?" The girl let out a deep sigh and shook her head. [Oi you're not hearing things, I'm talkin to you] The voice said in an irritated voice. " ehhh?? what the hell?" The girl replied still completely unaware of what was happening right now. [God she really must be a visual learner cause obviously she isn't smart enough to pick up on anything, is she?] The voice mumbled as a blue screen popped up in front of the girl who was only just realizing she wasn't even in her home anymore. " EHH?? What's all this??" She said with such a confused look, it was almost pitiful that it took her this long to catch on. [Wow this might have been a mistake on my part.... Haaa- time for the script] The voice let out a mumbled voice and a even more hushed one following it. " what do you mean- hey where am I???" The girl called out in a somewhat shrill voice which showed her nervousness. [Hello and Good morning host~~] It said in a polite cutesy voice. "..." [... Not even saying anything- bitch] "Hey that's- why aren't you calling me by my name?!! I do have one you know, its Yiyi, Yi-Yi, Plus, not to mention- it's super creepy how your personality suddenly changed like that!!!" [Well, Host Yiyi~~ as the one who was complaining about the story being left on a 'shitty' cliffhanger, its only fair, that this is for the best possible outcome~] The system continued using a saccharine voice again. " I think I'm gonna barf" Yiyi said in a disgusted tone. [Oi I'm not that excited now that I know your this kinda person] "This kinda person? this kinda person? Listen here you scumbag-" [Yea yea] The system interrupted. [Look at and read the screen in front of you, it has your stats.] Without giving the girl a chance to say anything the voice continued, [I am a system that has been made specially~ for host #002-] Interrupting the system in a burst the girl said " wait - who was host 1" [Oi can you be quiet for two minutes while I explain. I am gettin there... Haa... Hehe~ As you can see host #002~ if you looked at your stats~ you have your name and stat number in the top left corner, and your level on the top right.] "Okay that makes sense I guess" The girl was clearly holding back a grin but she still continued, "So am I a cheat character?!" [No] "..." [...] "... huh?" [No, why would you have better luck than anyone else here?] Despite not having a face, Yiyi felt like the system was grinning. "Hey! Why don't I get any cheats?? Don't people who get transmigrated get a cheat? Where am I anyway?" [How are you so fucking slow, I already mentioned earlier that you are here because YOU complained about the author leaving the story on a cliff hanger, sooo~ as the lovely system I am~ I have brought you here] "...." She paused, and had a look of emptiness, "You mean I'm in the same novel as those shitty characters??"