Thot Begone .

Although Pikachu defeated all of the spearows , he was still injured and needed to be taken to a pokemon center. Before rushing to the center, Ash decided to capture 5 of what he thought were the strongest spearows in the flock.

This is another difference between the game and the anime, in the game after fainting you cannot catch the pokemon, but in the anime, you have about a 99% chance of catching it after it has fainted!

Author Note:(99% if not 100% )

After catching them he rushed to Viridian City, after entering he met Officer Jenny who he thought was actually pretty hot. She warned him about the pokemon poachers and even suspected him to be one but confirmed his identity after seeing his Pokedex.

As soon as he entered the pokemon center he shouted ," INJURED POKEMON ! INJURED POKEMON HE'S GONNA DIE PLEASE SAVE HIM!!!!!"

Ash knew overacting was the key to get the job done quick. Immediately Nurse Joy came with two chanceys, who lifted pikachu on a stretcher and took him away to get healed.

"che! too much troublesome , if only the anime had potions like in the games, but no worries, life in the anime is gonna be much easier" thought Ash

Meanwhile, an orange-haired girl came to the pokemon center seemingly to look for something.

When she saw Ash she instantly appeared before him and started speaking,"I knew you would be here you bike thief! who is gonna fix my bike now, huh? give it back safe and sound"

to which Ash replied"this hoe!"

"what did you say? whats a hoe? " the orange haired girl asked

Forgetting he and Misty were still 10 he said "nevermind that , i had to borrow your bike because my cute little pikachu got injured by a bunch of spearows and he's probably gonna die soon " with that Ash started sobbing hysterically

Misty looked over and saw pikachu who was in a very bad condition .

"Dont worry he's gonna be fine , you can get me my cycle back after your pokemon has healed." said Misty

"Good to see you back in line here take this money and buy yourself a nice cycle ,and dont follow me again like a stalker ." Said Ash dropping his crybaby act

(Author Note: That escalated quickly xD)

In the anime series, because Ash didn't get her the cycle back she followed him for so many damn episode. Our reincarnated Ash knew these guys (including Brock) were a burden, he already has a goal to conquer this world and must do quickly!

Misty stared at the money for a while thinking about what the boy just said. Blushingly she said ,"My names Misty by the way , whats yours?"

She took placed her hand on Ash's hand which was holding the money and took the money coquettishly.

To be honest she acted just like a hoe

"THOT, BE GONE! Dont you dare stalk me or i will call Officer Jenny " replied our MC (thats the spirit)

He kinda got the chills thinking how quickly she fell for him , maybe that was the reason she accompanied the Original Ash everywhere, she was truly obsessed!

looks liked the warning worked as she replied ,"okay " and went away blushing

"What the hell is wrong with this girl!!" thought Ash

*BOOOM*

A man , A woman and a pokemon entered breaking into the pokemon center where they sang

"prepare for trouble!

Make it double!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all peoples within our nation!"

*BOOOM*

Ash already threw out his 5 spearows and ordered them to do wind attack ,the whole team rocket were doing their intro and got blasted away without getting the chance for a pokemon battle.

"Team Rocket gets blasted away " sang the trio in chorus

Nobody would be dumb enough to let them complete their idiocity when they wanted to steal your pokemon ,Nobody except in the anime!