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Jesus Christ on Steroids

*Boom!*

Following the huge explosion made by Nogla, Terroriser in another room stood up after getting his ass kicked by the man who looks like Jesus Christ.

"Damn, didn't expect Jesus could be much of a badass," He murmured.

In the next, he spotted the same dude that kicked his ass through the large hole.

"What the hell are you?"

Hazel chuckles, "Why don't you stick around and find out?"

Saying this, Hazel then suddenly ripped off his shirt in an instant, showing off his huge chest, abs, biceps, and other muscles.

"God damn!" Terroriser yelled out in surprise, "We've already done this but still, god damn!"

"Wait, is this your second time seeing like this? Oh well, just how I was venturing, dog!" Says Hazel as he raises both of his middle fingers at Brian.

"Yeah man, I mean this is more impressive than the Goblin Warrior me and my friend just faced though, you are like 90% cum gutters."

"It's called discipline, watch this." Then next, Hazel does a backflip. I mean really, just a simple backflip.

"God damn! Now, I'm not even sure if you are stronger than either Jesus, Armstrong, or Gigachad with that feat, I mean damn!"

"So you decided to surrender? If you want to, you can choose option one, be our prisoner or even better, a test subject. But if you do not and choose option two which you choose to resist, then you leave me no choice but to force your friend to pull your spine right up to your ass if you choose option two!"

*Bang!*

*Ting!*

With a loud ting, the ARMS Casull round from Brian simply bounced off of Hazel's face who's still unfazed by it.

"Bitch, I've already used my Unique skill to turn my skin as hard as Dragonite mineral! But now you shoot your weapon, you have chosen death...

Now, it's time for you to face Australian Justice!"

Then, a 1920 comedic film music start out of nowhere, but Terroriser doesn't have time to pay attention to it as he couldn't react in time when Hazel uses his skill 『Predator』, rushing towards Terorriser and uppercuts him hard enough to broke through the ceiling and entered another floor above.

As the two opponents were on the second floor, they began their fight, hitting each other with their fist until Terroriser placed his palm on the floor and hit Hazel on the face with both of his feet.

In response, Hazel punches Terroriser's face twice with much force on the last punch, the force pushes Terroriser a few meters away, but still unharmed.

As he was pushed back, Terroriser brought out a Rocket Launcher from his inventory and shot the rocket towards Hazel's direction at blistering speed.

However, Hazel seems unfazed.

Looking at the fast projectile coming towards him, Hazel lifted his hand and simply flicked his fingers.

Yes, just a flick of a finger, no special skill, no technique, no spell, no weapon, no Magic Item or Artifact, nothing, just a simple flick of his finger on the rocket and it turns its direction back to Terroriser.

Widening his eyes in shock, Terroriser was caught off guard for a split second before getting hit by his own rocket.

*Boom!*

A deafening explosion resounded the underground facility, the force of the explosion pushes Brian who is surprisingly unscratched by it and rushes back towards Hazel in anger.

"Hmph," Hazel snorted.

As Terroriser reaches Hazel, the two grasp each other's hands tightly. However, with their level and strength gap dozens of times wide, Hazel is far superior and throws Terroriser behind him with ease.

After getting thrown off, Terroriser landed on a set of stairs that headed down. With gravity fucking with him, Brian continuously fell through the stairs countless times before reaching to the next floor below.

Standing up, Terroriser groaned in annoyance as he was being ass kicked even more intensely.

After recovering for just a second, he spotted Hazel going down with him through the stairs. Immediately, he pulls out the Evo-2 shotgun and shoots multiple shotgun shells that are made out of Hellsing Casull rounds at Hazel, this time he felt it slightly.

"Child's play!" Shouted Hazel as he snatches Brian's shotgun and yeeted off before he turns his palm into a fist. 

*Kracka!* *Kracka!*

Then suddenly, Hazel's fist krackles with yellow electricity and glows yellow energy that seems to concentrate the power of the sun.

*Bam!*

"Argh!" Terroriser exclaimed as he was hit by Hazel but unlike before, this one gives a bigger punch. Before he could recover, more fist coated in yellow energy hits his face again and again until he is receiving a barrage of punches.

"『Sunlight Overdrive!』

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Receiving hundreds of punches in a matter of seconds, Terroriser gets blasted off at neck breaking speed, and once again breaks the concrete wall and enters a dark tunnel. 

Hazel chuckles and utters, "If not for me joining the Church of the Rising Sun's Holy Guards long ago, I might not have these unique skills. I fucking love them!"

In the tunnels where Brian is, he slowly gets up from the ground, even though he does not feel any pain, he feels some part of him is breaking a little bit.

"God damn, Jesus Christ is definitely using some Holy steroids on him."

After saying this, Sexton jumps in the large hole he creates and launches at Brian yelling, 

"SEXTON HAAAAA—" 

Instinctively, Brian throws a bottle of milk at Hazel's face. 

*Shatters!*

With this opening, Brian has the opportunity to stab him with a kitchen knife 16 times, each stab there is something that says -2HP pops up in the air.

When he was about to do his 17th stab, he got punched to the wall again.

"Hup!"

Landing in front of Brian, Hazel tries to land a punch on Brian with greater force, but he rolls to the side, only for Hazel to create a massive crater on the wall, about the size as a normal human. At the same time, when he created a crater on the wall, the tunnels shook and numerous cracks were made on the floor and the ceiling, the tunnel could collapse in any moment.

When Brian rolls to the side, Hazel jumps and does a Martial Art technique he got during his time as a member of the Church of the Rising Sun's Holy Guards, which is...

"『Thunder Cross Split Attack!』"

Heading towards him like a fast meteor, but before he can reach Brian, Terroriser sees two Adamantite shields beside him and throws one of them at him like a throwing disc. However, he simply sliced it into four pieces quite easily, Terroriser uses the second to block from Hazel, but he pierce through the shield like it was butter, his two hands nearly hitting Brian just a few centimeters away.

Terroriser then pushed the shield with his leg and stood up and ran, Hazel stood firmly and instantly shattered the shield made out of one of the hardest metal known to man to get his hands out. 

"Come on! Now running is your specialty?"

Halting his steps, Terroriser pulls out a Minigun and shoots out hundreds of rounds at blazing speed at Hazel, only for him to block his face with his palm, unfazed by countless small projectiles continuing hitting his naked body. 

Then the next instant, he dash at Brian, karate chop and cut the minigun in two and creates a blue ball of energy.

"『Maximize Magic: Magic Bullet!』

In seconds, Hazel does a hadouken at Terroriser, blasting him again a few meters back and at the same time creating a powerful shockwave that creates countless cracks in the tunnels, just one move could collapse it entirely.

"Moral of this story, weapons are for the weak!"

"Fuck you, Jesus! You have no idea how marvelous firearms can be!"

"I know, because I am quite impressed that you still live when fighting me even though you are incredibly weaker than me, a Rank 3 facing off a powerful peak stage Intermediate Realm like me, I highly respect people like you! Now, you should be honored when I am about to use my ultimate attack!"

"What do you...?"

Before Terorrisee could utter a word, in the next moment...

Everything felt as though icy razors had exploded forth in all directions from Hazel.

Just an instant, Terroriser thought he could no longer speak.

The man in front of him is now stood at the heart of a vortex of murderous intent.

This bloodlust felt like it could crush a human's heart in an instant, but Terroriser has no heart which is good, but still, the bloodlust seemed almost visible as it washed everything around him like a tsunami.

Somewhere in the distance, Terroriser could hear the scream of a soul being pulverized. It felt close to his side, yet far away.

"Haha! Did you feel it? The crushing feeling you felt within your soul? It is fear, and it is just a warm up!"

"...Well, it is working, for the other guy near us though :/ " Terroriser said with a blank expression.

"Oh..." Hazel chuckles in embarrassment for a moment. But no matter, he then brought his right hand before bringing his right foot back.

*Crack!*

*Bam!*

Just one step, he suddenly cracked the stone floor and created a small crater before he slowly clenched his fist. In the blink of an eye, the fist in front of him glowed brighter with a tremendous amount of magic energy, as it continued to consume the surrounding mana around him into his fist at an extreme rate, like a black hole absorbing light itself.

It is his Trump Card, an incredible skill he learned during his time as a member of the forces of the Church of the Rising Sun.

『Supreme Overdrive』

It is a skill that enables the user to push his bodily functions to the extreme. For one minute, the user can exhibit power that is a hundred times both of the user's original strength and even skills, spells, and abilities. 

With this, someone at the Intermediate Realm like Hazel could even kill Rank 5 experts, and injure early stage Rank 6 experts. 

Unlike other Overdrive skills, 『Supreme Overdrive』 has no side effects after the use of the skill, this is why this technique is extremely valuable and kept in the Church's secure vaults.

Panning back to the fight, Hazel then pulled that fist back, like he was drawing a bow.

"Now then... prepare to die!" 

Hazel's glowing fist ripped through the air with a whoosh, like a fully-drawn arrow being loosed.

It was instant Death.

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As time seemed too slow to crawl, Terrorier felt like there was a massive wrecking ball that was several times bigger than himself approaching at a speed which humans would be hard-pressed to see, except for Terroriser who can easily see it. However, even though he still sees it and tries to evade it, his body is slower and couldn't dodge it in time.

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With another whoosh, Hazel's fist suddenly stops just a couple of centimeters away from Brian's face.

"..."

Silence fills the surrounding areas, the only sound that can be heard was the drip of water falling to the stone floor.

It was until someone laughed.

"Pfft! Really? That's your ultimate attack? That is fucking patheti—" Before Brian could finish his words, some kind of force hits him, blasting him at 45 degrees angle, at the same time the walls behind Brian was utterly obliterated, leaving nothing but devastation.

This was unexpected.

When Hazel unleashed his punch, even when Brian avoided it, somehow the impact still managed to reach him!

It was as though he was attacked by an invisible force.

It was because Hazel used a special technique he had used, 『Silent Touch』, a special Martial Art skill that could blow the user's opponent without making contact, he has this skill in case if he misses his hit on his opponent. If he did, then the force of the kinetic energy will do its job.

But with 『Supreme Overdrive』, the skill would boost at an tremendous might that could kill most Masters and injured early stage Grandmasters.

Panning back to Terrorise who was launched like a round from a Railgun, he destroys multiple layers of floors and ceilings until he reaches the surface, launching to thousands of feet in the air.

"Ahhhhh!"

As Brian continued to fly through the air at mach speeds, he suddenly bounced back by a bedrock ceiling of the dungeon, then went in a different direction.

Somewhere in the dungeon, a five meter armored humanoid stood in the middle of what seemed to be an arena, surrounded by a cliff that reached towards the abyss.

This armored humanoid is known to be the Boss of the Dungeon, an E-rank Monster.

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As the Dungeon Boss boredly stood there waiting for anyone to face him to battle, it suddenly sensed something and looked up, like a shooting star, Brian landed right at the Boss, creating a deafening explosion that can be heard from miles, this attack pierced both of the boss' Orichulcum armor and its hard Mithril hardened skin, killing him instantly.

Getting out of the monster's inside, Terroriser crawls out of it and looks around his surroundings.

"My God, this type of strength." Terroriser said with extreme shock, feeling such strength coming from his opponent.

For a moment, Brian notices 70% of his skin was destroyed leaving his unscathed Endoskeleton, suddenly the destroyed skin turns to metallic sand and regenerates Brian, recovering him fully in a matter of seconds.

"What the fuck?"

"Mhm, I knew it, you weren't human after all, what are you? I never seen something like you before? A golem? It makes sense for you to survive, I might even underestimate you, boy."

"What the fuck!? How did you get here so fast!?"

Hazel explains, "Simple really, I have another skill to teleport to my opponents just in case they are trying to escape from me."

"I thought I'm the only guy who could TP someone," Brian muttered, although his words are extremely silent, Hazel's superhuman hearing could still hear Brian's words, but he doesn't know what is tp anyway.

Brian continues, "Yeah, you did, you kinda did literally most abilities from martial art characters you fucking beardo." 

Hazel chuckles, "I'm starting to like you now, however, I wanted to deny this but this would be the end for you." 

Saying this, he was about to attack again but Brian stops him and pulls out a Minecraft Netherite Pickaxe.

Hazel chuckles, seeing it as ridiculous, "Really? What would a pickaxe do?"

"Why don't you stick around and find out?" Terroriser replied with a smirk.

Hazel's turn to a frown, "That's my line, you fucker."

"Say that to PlatinumGames."

As the battle starts, Hazel rushes forward towards Brian and gives him his fist, only for him to dodge this time thanks to the potion of Swiftness Brian drank not too long ago. When an opening appeared, Terroriser jumps and strikes Hazel with it.

However, Hazel reacts to it and so he moves his fist forward and the two collide.

*Boom!*

Then, a massive shockwave blew the surrounding areas when the two collided with their attacks.

*Cracks!*

*Shatters!*

But then, it is followed by a cracking and a shattering noise as Hazel's fist shatters and the pickaxe Brian was holding.

"Ahhhh! You son of a lunatical bitch!" Hazel screams in pain, couldn't comprehend why his fist shatters by a mere pickaxe while he is made out of Dragonite mineral. "How is this possible?!"

"Netherite Pickaxe, son! This bitch has {Efficiency V} enchantment!"

Hearing his explanation, Hazel growls in anger before he rush forward, but no matter how he tries to land a hit on Brian, Terroriser kept dash around Hazel at incredible speed, shooting his Evo-4 on his eyes to distract him while using the Enchanted Netherite Pickaxe to injured Hazel even more.

By the time there is a perfect opening, Hazel headbutts Brian and kicks him, launching him towards the edge and drops the pickaxe.

"Well fuck."

"Damn! I definitely underestimate you, boy! Even if you are incredibly weak, you definitely got me good, which makes you a potential threat to my leader's plans." 

"What plans? And what do you mean by leaders?" 

"Oh you have no idea what you are facing, boy. The organization I worked for is extremely powerful beyond your understanding. What you are currently facing is just a bunch of cannon fodders in a small base, they see you and me as an ant-... wait let me rephrase that, a Bacteria."

"What the fuck are you saying man? What is that reference to? Be more specific! I have absolutely no clue what this anime bullshit is!"

"I'm talking too much, but it doesn't matter anyway, I will get rid of you to not go to our organizations way, so I think this is goodby—"

Then, he halted his steps when heard a very weird scream.

"Hey, do you hear that-?"

*Bam!*

Then he was hit by Nogla with an Iron shovel, he just came from the dark abyss screaming like an eagle before diving and bashed the man's head with a shovel.

However, it seems it's ineffective.

"Ha! Do you think a mere shovel could beat me?" Moving forward towards Nogla, Hazel stood taller in front of Nogla looking menacingly, "Well my boy...  you are ABSOLUTELY correct! Because I think I'm starting to black out..." He said as his eyes suddenly crossed.

Getting the opportunity, Terroriser Sparta kicks Hazel into the abyss.

"Ahhhhh!"

*Thud*

Following the scream was a silent thud.

Brian uses his cybernetic eyes to see the man survives the fall.

In the bottom of the abyss, Hazel's eyes opened and said in an intimidating tone, "That takes a lot more than that to kill me!" 

Then countless amounts of flammable barrels were dropped on him, because Terroriser and Nogla both spammed, spawning numerous flammables at a fast pace.

"Huh, okay, GG, boys."

*BOOOOOOOM!!!*

In the next instant, a huge explosion erupted, anyone 100 kilometers from the location could feel the earthquake, after the explosion, it created a mushroom cloud that reached kilometers in the air.

Minute has passed and Terroriser and Nogla could see Hazel's lifeless body in the bottom.

Then, both mens fist pumped at each other.

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