162 Core Concepts of Taming

"*Sigh* Whatever I guess just come in and I'll teach you about some of the most important stuff in beast taming."

Nice! I sit on one of the chairs. This teacher of mine only has 2. What happens if a group visits him? Does only one guy get to sit? Would it be determined by seniority of whoever is the strongest one? So many questions.

"Alright what do you think one should do to tame a beast in the wild?"

[Barbecue, obviously.]

"How would barbecue help?"

[Beasts love barbecue. Actually, everyone loves barbecue! Well maybe except for vegans. Even then there are many meatless options.]

"What are you even going on about? What are vegans?"

[People that don't eat meat.]

"You mean poor people? True meat can be expensive."

Yeah, he misunderstood that one. Seriously I do respect the commitment to not consuming any animal. However, I have come to terms with my inner darkness. I wonder if eating meat qualifies me for the evil protagonist tag? Who knows?

[So I was right?]