3 Bob Ross

In a medium-sized cave, stood a beautiful young man.

Painting upon a pallet with smooth silky hand flow.

And currently, this man was painting a huge, majestic mountain.

Suddenly, his hand slipped.

He then stared dead at the camera and said,

"There are no mistakes, just happy accidents,"

On the surface

Mana gathered towards the forest, Condensing and transmuting to stone, merging into a mountain of 10000meters

But something was off about this mountain at the back of it. There seems to be ... Lava!

Back to the cave

"It's so good being, a generic factory-made brain-dead mc," said James, the walking zombie.

"Do I get plot development, yet? I've been painting for months! I want out of this hellhole!" cried James

After the great catastrophe that destroyed a continental wild forest. James has been working tirelessly to restore the lands to their formal glory.

"Am such an outstanding member of society." Bragged James stroking the canvas.

"I pay my taxes, I plant trees, and help wildlife," James ranting.

"I don't parade on the streets, beating up police officers," James still ranting his hands speeding up as he drew faster.

"I listen to what the rich people at the top tell me to do," bragged James throwing away that painting and bringing up a blank one.

"So, will the hot goddesses that trafficked me out of my planet, please help me get out of this place, I want to see the sun, I want to touch grass," James jested, but his eyes showed that despite joking, he was not so pleased with his current predicament.

"I want to be based, chad, sigma, or whatever these brain dead children call it again!" said James, as he cracked the walls with his mana, but the crack emitted a white energy, repairing the cracks in an instant.

"Do you want me to turn into a white Twitter user, I will fucking cancel you like Eminem, don't think for a second.

I can't cancel you like any normal rapper that's coincidentally named Kanye West, or because you're hot fan service character for horny ass teens.

I am a proud follower of the Kazuma philosophy. I am not afraid to drop kick a hot goddess with double Ds," Ranted James, but after a while Inspiration flashed in the prince's eyes.

"Wait, Why don't I just walk out? I could just tear apart space time and leave," said James with realization clenching his knuckles, making them paler than usual.

Status temporal (skill (movement transcendence))

Skills

Movement transcendence

Ability to transcend the concept of motion, enabling the user to pass through space time it self.

"Kinda weird I didn't think of that. Did I grow some kind of attachment to this place?" said James, reminiscing about the memories or, well, lack of them.

The man then stretched out his hands, using his mana to connect this cave, and the outside world.

Then an outlined circular portal appeared, warping the surrounding air.

James then packed his wolf, disco frog, music rock, and console.

"Bye you damn vibranium constructed cave of loneliness, tears, damp lights, and Bob Ross paintings," said James, as he turned around, gave a middle finger to his previous residence, and jumped out the portal star-lord style.

Another side of the portal..

Print ("hello world")

hello world

RAWRRRRRRRRRR!!!

"Fuck, this… skill," complained James. As he stared at the battlefield in front of him.

In a large rocky field, 500000 troops faced a red being as tall as a hill, with a flaming crown and demonic horns, holding a giant mallet smashing toward the ants,

The giant brought down the mallet blasting the surface, killing 10000 troops in an instant.

"Should I drop another forest?" thought James as he did not notice that he has gotten more unrestrained to taking lives.

"Wait, this is my time to shine! This is the demon king, and everyone knows the biggest opps to all transmigrators, are demon kings," Thought James, as he moved through space, appearing in front of the behemoth.

Blowing everyone in a 100-meter range away from him. The troops looked at this sudden intruder in shock,

"So strong", they all thought

The general of this expedition looked at James with fearful eyes.

"I didn't even notice when he appeared," thought the general crane as he thought of how to make up contingencies for the unwanted guest.

James, the star of the show, did some typical cool mc poses that looked more embarrassing than cool.

"Fear not, citizens, the corpse hero is here." James flashed his teeth, which shined under the bright light of the sun.

"I can't use magic cause that might seem too easy, so I'll just reinvent a skill my predecessor had." Thought James as he moved his mana through his veins and arteries, while focusing on increasing his Str stat.

After some time, a primordial aura covered his body, making a massive crater where he stood.

<-Skill created->

Mana to Str enhanced

Sacrificing mana, the user can heighten their Str

Enhanced status

Mana to Str, speed, endurance, and other hidden stats (careful use recommended)

"Oh careful use..you really not a sentient program... cause a sentient being won't be such a pussy." thought James as he laughed and looked towards his foe.

James then walked towards the demon king, causing an earthquake with his bare footsteps.

"This is not your battle human, walk away," majestically said the demon. Suddenly, its face changed. "No, you are not human, you are- "the demon exclaimed.

As James flashed toward its face and delivered a world-breaking punch.

Upon impact, the demon king turned to liquid, and the shockwave destroyed the surrounding vegetation and nearby mountains.

James Kent has destroyed another forest.

He then looked back at the soldiers.

"So, um, am a gardener. Are you guys hiring?" The prince cheekily smiled.

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