1 truck-kun strikes again(rewrite)

toketsu was walking down the streets of japan with his best friend,kaya,talking about anime and debating whether kid goku could beat a jonin in naruto,when suddenly,a truck killed them both.

toketsu:A LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD BOY IS NOT BEATI-wait where are we?

kaya:i have no idea,wait is this the void?

???:yes,you each get 5 wishes

kaya:i wish for the ability to turn into any weapon like in soul eater,skill creation,every kekkei genkai,breath style creation,and legendary ancient elite saiyan bloodline.

toketsu:well i want the same bloodline,combo breathing with everything and any element,affinity,genkai,bloodline,technique,you name it,infinite chakra for us both,every eye dojutsu,even jugan and tenseigan,and weapon creation

??:ok how would you like to look and where would you live and clan

kaya:i want to look like kale from dragon ball super but i want the tail,and uchiha clan in naruto's timeline

toketsu:i want to look like tanjiro from demon slayer except with white hair,i also want the tail,thats all.

GOD:ok have a nice life!