30 CH.30

Later that night on patrol, Buffy was fighting a vampire and when she dusted it another stepped out of the shadows." Very impressive hunt. Such power."

Buffy bit back." That was no hunt, that was just another day on the job. Care to step up for some overtime?"

The vampire shook shook his head." We're not going to fight."

Buffy asked him sarcastically." Do you know what a slayer is?"

The vampire remarked." Do you?"

Buffy shuffled her feet and asked." Who are you?"

The vampire looked her over." I apologize I thought you knew. I am Dracula."

Buffy burst out laughing." This is too perfect!"

Dracula looked at her confused." What Do you find so funny?"

Buffy leaned down and picked up an object. "You're quite famous. A friend of mine tried sending you a message."

She held up the oblong object for him to see. " He said if you keep being a dick, he was going to shove a bunch of these up your ass."

Dracula took the offending object in his hand and crushed it. Looking pissed he asked. "Does this friend have a name?"

Buffy kept laughing." You'll kill yourself if I tell you! And I want the pleasure of doing that myself. For now you can call him Ryan."

Buffy leaned forward and punched at Dracula with a stake. Before she could connect he shimmered and faded appearing behind her. "So much like us, your power rooted in darkness."

Buffy did a back wards kick and spun around missing again when he shimmered away. Willow and Xander walked over to Buffy. Xander asked." Hey Buffy what's up?"

Buffy told them." Get out of here, now!"

Xander answered." Fine but I was going to give you a sip of my double mint mocha-"

Buffy interrupted noticing Dracula's return. "Behind you!"

Turning around Willow said." Hi." In a weak voice.

Xander commented." Nice! Look whose got a case of dark prince envy!"

Dracula demanded." I have no interest in you! Leave us!"

Xander joked in a Transylvanian accent."No, we're not going to leave you! Where did you get that accent Sesame Street? One, two, three, three victims mahahah."

Buffy told them." I'm pretty sure that's Dracula."

Xander backed behind Buffy saying." Wow, Buffy, are you sure?"

Buffy nodded her confirmation and all three of them laughed. " He was right!"

Xander picked up a dildo and tossed it at him."He said you were in town. Man, I really wouldn't want to be you. He's going to shove all these up your keister when he finds out you were in spitting distance of his girlfriend."

Dracula raised an eyebrow and spoke." I'm pretty sure this is not the time for jokes. Which one of you is the girlfriend of the creator of these offensive things?"

Willow raised her hand."Yeah, I am and you really don't want to come any closer! Or he will find out and be very upset. These were created because of your little weather control stunt that he kept stopping. If he finds out you were near me, your tush is grass."

Dracula raised a challenging eyebrow and went to step forward.

Buffy begged. "Please don't! I don't want to see the before and after pictures and besides, I wanted you all to myself."

Dracula heard this and shifted into a bat flying away. They all sighed and walked home. Buffy decided to stay at her mom's house tonight, so when they reached the driveway they hopped in Xander's truck and left her there.

When they arrived back at the house Xander turned to Willow." Please let me be there when you tell him that Dracula almost attacked you!"

Willow sighed. "Let me make sure he has some pants on wait downstairs."

She headed to Tara's room, opening the door she found Tara tied up and whimpering while Ryan teased her with freathers. He had them floating above her lightly making trails on the honey dusted skin of Tara's naked form. Every now and then, he would reach down and tease her clit with a feather he kept on hand.

Not turning around he asked."How was your patrol? I take it something happened because your a little early."

Tara looked over to her and sighed knowing release was close to happening. " Are you going to join us?"

Willow smiled." In a moment, Xander has something to tell you, put some clothes on please."

Waving a hand he was fully dressed. Willow turned around and said." And no illusions this time. You know he gets uncomfortable just knowing your actually naked."

Sighing Ryan dropped the illusion and grabbed a pair of shorts. Meeting Willow outside the door, she looked in seeing Tara still tied up and being teased by floating feathers. He ignored the hungry look in her eye for a minute and said." Lead the way! And you don't get to play until we get back."

Willow Blowed Tara a kiss and turned back to Ryan." He's downstairs, I'll make you a deal. If you don't get mad and break anything, I'll join her in being tied up and teased. If you do, you join her and no using abilities to get out when you've had more then you can bear. I get to play!"

Looking at her for a minute wondering what she thinks could possibly test his patience. Sighing he told her." Deal, But If it's to bad you get a spanking after!"

Willow smirked." Deal!"

Leading the way to Xander with a smile, Willow knew it was worth it. Following his girlfriend down the stairs, he ran through all possible scenarios he could think of and came up blank.

Xander was waiting for them at the foot of the stairs with beers in his hand. Ryan didn't question it and took one. When he downed half the contents he said." Tell me what you thought couldn't wait for the morning."

Willow smirked." Go ahead Xander tell him! You wanted to see his face so be the one to deliver the news."

Xander looked at his best friend." Way to put me on the spot Will, next time why don't you hit me with a bus while you're at it."

Looking at Ryan for a moment he finally got the courage to speak again."So, Buffy ran into Dracula tonight."

Ryan raised an eyebrow." Oh, did he enjoy my prank?"

Xander shook his head." He was not a happy camper. I tossed one at him just for kicks."

Ryan started laughing, so Xander continued. "While I was at it I may have mentioned that one of the girls was your girlfriend."

Xander stopped talking when he saw Ryan's face go cold." AND?"

Willow took pity on him." He asked which one it was and I told him it was me."

Ryan took a deep breath and held in his growing worry." That's all right? That's not so bad."

Willow went on." He may have tried to lunge at me."

That was the deal-breaker. At three-thirty in the morning, earthquakes rocked southern California for ten minutes straight. When they stopped every demon in the earthly plain felt as if a knife was at their throats, hiding away in their nests, they felt a disturbance in the force.

Back at the epicenter! Willow was trying to calm him down, Tara had magic'd herself free wrapped herself in a robe and met them downstairs trying to help.

The resident ex-vengeance demon felt an irresistible call and the wolves were hiding in the room, waiting for it to end.

Anya came out of Xander's room and asked." What's all the fuss about? And why do I feel the urge to wreak vengeance?"

Xander told her. "He just had a panic attack and may be sent the entire state into one. Dracula's in town and threatened Willow because of the raining dildos."

Anya understood." Oh, no worries he's more likely to turn her into a vampire and make her a bride then kill her! Dracs a pretty fun guy once you get to know him."

Xander felt more earthquakes coming and said." Not helping Anya, go back to bed!"

They hugged him while Willow whispered. " It's ok. Buffy scared him off."

A few minutes later the house phone rang. Xander picked it up."Frat house of seven right now, who may I ask is calling?"

"Xander it's me, Buffy! Put me on speakerphone."

Xander told her."One minute Buff."

" Either the Apocalypse is here or someone told Ryan Dracula threatened Willow. Fess up now because I'm too tired to fight the end of the world right now!"

Willow spoke up. "Xander wanted to see his face when he found out, so we kinda told him together! On the bright side, I just won a bet so there's that."

" Ryan, I know what's going through your head right now, but I promise if you leave it to me I'll make him pay!"

Ryan calmed down after a bit and anger set in. "You have one day! Any longer and he will wish he was never turned!"

"You'll see what I can do in a day."Click.

Xander turned and went to bed knowing it wasn't a good idea to tease an angry Titan. Willow and Tara guided him upstairs to their room. After leading him to the bed they stripped again and started tying him up. When he noticed this he went to move and Willow sat on his chest while shaking a finger in his face." Ah, ah, ah, a deals a deal!"

After he was tied up, Tara soon joined him. Willow took her time putting honey dust on the and teasing for the next few hours. Eventually she started to touch and taste. One of them came close she would switch to teasing the other until Tara almost passed out from over stimulation. She went ahead and gave in, sending her over the edge moaning. "Oh, goddess."

While Tara was riding the waves of a great orgasm, Willow turned to Ryan. Taking him in her mouth she finished him off as well. After swallowing she untied them both because it was her turn and she needed spanking.

-Later that Day-

Buffy called everyone to Giles home and started doing research. She started with last nights report." So he says to me ' I apologize I thought you knew. I'm Dracula.' And at this point I laughed and picked up his toy and handed it to him telling him a friend of mine said he'd show up and left him a message. He crushed it and asked who? I told him he'd stake himself if he found out but he could call him Ryan. I lunged at him with a stake and he did this weird shimmer thingie and disappeared. He showed up behind me saying I was like him and my powers were dark. I tried kicking him and he vanished. Willow and Xander came over. I told them to leave. He shimmered behind them. Xander made fun of him and tossed a dildo at pissing him off and saying that one of us was Ryan's girlfriend. Will told him it was her then threatened him with Ryan. He almost attacked until I told him I wanted to kill him myself. Then he turned into a bat and flew off. Later they told Ryan and earthquakes ensued. Did I leave anything out?"

Willow spoke up. "Only the Sesame Street joke."

Ryan was stone cold right now and both Willow and Tara were sitting beside him in a group hug. "What did spike have to say about him?"

Buffy shook her head."Only that he uses gypsy magic and owed him money."

Jenny spoke up." Dracula is quite famous within the gypsy community for using our magic. From what you've said and the rumors he has hypnosis, shapeshifting, flight, telepathy, Reconstitution, and lightning sensory."

Buffy commented." That's one long list!"

Jenny went on." He's reported to like getting to know his victims on a personal level before he kills them. He likes to hang out in mansions and is forced to carry the soil of his home land wherever he goes. He also usually has a male follower that he controls like a day guard, travels with his brides and sleeps in a coffin."

Riley spoke up this time." So he lives in style and has a stooge? Should be easy to find."

Ryan smirked."Yeah especially since I own most of the vacant land in the town, and we already know he can't step foot on my lands. I'd know if he tried anyway."

Buffy told everyone." Alright then, we load up on stakes and look for something that stands out."

It took them a total of 2 minutes of driving around to notice a castle had popped up two blocks away.

When everyone got out to head inside Buffy told them." Remember Dracula's my kill anything else is free game."

Looking at the castle Ryan said." I think there used to be a small villa here with an old elderly couple. Oh well, time to do some major property damage."

Willow spoke up." No, wait! Buy it after he's dead! This would be a great place to spend time playing in!"

Ryan stopped and looked at her for a moment before shrugging and walking to the front door. Flicking a finger the door flew off its hinges. Willow looked at him funny." What? If I break it, Xander will fix it when I buy it. Besides, Buffy gets the first crack at him and I'm still pissed."

Willow sighed and shook her head. Giving up the argument before it even formed. They headed inside and found it lit by torches. Ryan stepped forward and broke all the illusions in the house. They split up to find the occupants, after a few minutes Giles and Riley found a room with no floor for six feet. Ryan followed them and jumped in. Out of the shadows, three female vampires attacked. After a few minutes, Willow and Tara got pissed because they weren't trying to eat anyone, they were trying to have sex with them. And one of the guys was their boyfriend. They both yelled." ignis, incendere."

All three of the vampire sisters burst into flames along with Ryan. Waving a hand the flames on him went out leaving nothing wrong." A little mad are we? You do realize I was about to crush her skull with my hand right."

Both girls blushed and looked away. Shrugging he lit a mage light and checked the room. Finding four empty coffins, he lit them on fire and helped Giles and Riley out of the hole before jumping out himself.

A little while and a quick search later, they found Buffy and Xander in a dining room. Ryan asked." So, where's dildo boy?"

Buffy told them." He tried hypnotizing Xander and I staked him."

Smirking Ryan said." Well if he reforms tell him Ryan is here."

As soon as he finished his remark a mist formed behind him and shaped into Dracula. With speed far greater then any vampire would ever have, Ryan turned around and punched him into a bloody mist.

Seeing this Riley spoke up." Remind me never to get on that guys bad side!"

Everyone nodded in agreement. After a few minutes Ryan touched the blood and snapped his fingers forcing Dracula to reconstitute." You will apologize to Willow and leave town or I'll destroy you and your book, NOW!"

Finishing his sentence in a yell that shook the castle. When he heard this, Dracula went bug-eye and turned to the group, bowing he said in a Romanian accent." To Willow, you have my deepest apologies."

He turned back to Ryan and asked." What are you?"

Ryan smirked. " I'll give you a hint, I'm older than your petty book. Now leave and if I see or hear about you again then you'll wish you stayed dead."

Dracula disappeared into missed and flew away. Watching this Ryan commented. "Stupid youngsters these days."

When they heard him both Tara and Willow blushed. Seeing this he chuckled. "Let's head home, oh and Buffy your starting training with Giles and Faith again or you'll be training with me."

Nodding her head she looked relieved that he gave her the option to train with Giles. Later that night he felt a reality warping spell trying to take hold. Feeling the intention of the castor he let it through. He took a mental note to notify everyone later. Right then he was waste deep in Tara while chin deep in Willow.