1 1 What's this?
At the corner store Dan ran into a familiar face.
"Hey Dan, it been a while huh?"
"Yeah Jake, haven't seen you in FOREVER. How have you been?"
"I'm been fine man, it's just been tough working minimum wage."
"Deadass! they pay us so little when we're the backbone of their company. I just wish my life wasn't boring and repetitive."
-BZZZ -BZZZ
Jake glance at his phone with slight disgust on face
"it's the boss, probably wants me to come in... on my free day... again."
"I was bout to get going anyway. I'm tryna rest before my night shift."
"tough, they got you on the night shift."
"I would've quit a long ass time ago but there is this cutie that I work with and I'm tryna shoot my shot."
"she probably gonna reject your ugly ass. fucking built like Chewbacca with your hairy ass."
"Shut up that's why your girl left you for my cozy body, while you're built like a pre-pubescent child."
"I don't gotta put up with your bullshit i got bills to pay" Jake quickly walks away, his face flushed red.
"You're too sensitive!" Dan yells
Dan starts walking home, Taking in the sight of the city while the sun is still in the sky, with a calm look on his face as if he's ok with the way his life is going. Dan opens the door forcefully, making the bills on the table fly off, paying no attention to the mess he made. he jumps on his old run down bed and and shuts his eyes.
-PING.
"Uggh what is it" Dan exclaims while reaching for his phone half asleep. He unlocks his phones seeing he has a text message.
/this must be her!!! I didn't even give her my phone number but she still texted me, oh this must be fate!!\ he thought to himself. Dan opens his eyes to see that his boss had texted him.
" OH I knew it was too good to be true, I can't even talk to her, so how would she even know my phone number" Dan complained as he opens the text
"Dan, you're fired. I've received complaints about you staring at you coworker while drooling. That's just creepy,I knew I shouldn't have hired you. Any man who has that much body hair shouldn't be trusted, get it checked out by a doctor or something." the text read
"great, now I can't even shoot my shot now." Dan sighed.
Dan Flopped back onto his bed depressed, and on the verge of tears goes to sleep.
Dan slowly opens his eyes only to be greeted to a different scene
"Greetings mortal. I have summoned you here today so that you may work under me as a Lord!"
Dan confused and tired replies
"Yo, hold up, WHO the fuck are you?"
"I SHALL HAVE YOUR TOUNGE FOR SPEAKING TO MILORD IN THAT MANNER!" One of the knights said.
"Hold on, he was summon from a different world, let me introduce myself"
"tsk, you're lucky milord is very tolerant, had it been up to me you'd have a mute."
"my apologies she can be very impulsive sometimes, allow me to introduce myself. I am Voradem, the Demon King."
