3 Chapter 1 (2/2)
"Ah shit whoever this is they are fucking stupid why do I have some piece of shit on my team!" I just died on a game because of some retard on my team don't you just hate when that happens.
I notice I have been in my room for a while now so I should get ready to babysit billy and Nora along with max and Phoebe I got out of my room and when I was down I saw Phoebe and Cherry now that I think about it why didn't fu- uh have spacial bedtime cuddle time with cherry already oh yeah it would be wrong she is well Phoebe's best friend so I think it would be wrong to her I have grown very attached to this family but I will never admit it to anyone.
When she saw me she was even more happy than usual and had a slight blush on her face.
"Hey Conner How's it going!" she asked me and seems like she forgot Phoebe who was right in front if her more focused on me.
Not that I mind but "Hey cherry I'm all good oh hey Phoebe can I talk to you in the kitchen for a sec" I asked her then left for the living room without even waiting for a reply knowing she will follow me.
When she made it to the kitchen I asked her.
"Not that I am much of a rules guy but can you tell me why is cherry the non super in the house full of supers and thumbs up for breaking the rules" I ask her then gave her a thumbs up at the end for surprising me.
"Wellyouseeijustreallyreallywantedtohangoutwithcherrybecauseithoughtificanceledonhershewouldnotbemybestieanymoresomaxgavemeanideaandhesaidhewouldloolafterbillyandnorainhisrome" she said to quickly for any normal super or non super to hear.
It's cool that I am not normal in any way she said.
( Well you see I just really really wanted wanted to hangout with cherry because I thought if I canceled on her she wouldn't be my best friend any more so max gave me an idea and said he would look after billy and Nora in his room )
"OK just calm down so max your brother max said he would help save your friendship with cherry and he didn't ask for anything at all" I said then went in to the fridge and took out a bottle of water leaving her to think about what I just said and I think she found it weird to but I then said.
"What ever you do don't show her your powers or do anything that is weir-" but I was cut off by billy and Nora running past the couch playing with a nose hair blaster? but the important thing is the just blasted the fucking couch pillow making it grow nose hair.....I now hear how weird that sentence was and then she started to freak out when she saw them use their powers.
But before she could expose us to the world she was frozen by her best friend Phoebe *shocked scream* ...
"You froze her" I said with a blank face.
"Yes" was her only response
Max then came up from his
"evil lair" I then looked at him and said to him.
"You are a retarded fool"he looked ready to say something but I just pointed to the popsicle person and when he saw her I understood what he may have cost.
"....." Max.
"....." Phoebe.
"....." Conner.
"....." Nora.
"....." Billy.
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I just finished watching suicide squad after all this time and it still hasn't lost it's touch.
R.I.P El Diablo
after this chapter I'm going to watch the suicide squad.
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I was on the couch right beside cherry watching billy and Nora dancing with hilarious hats I would be crying of laughter but I must keep up the 'I'm to cool to do it' thing I got going on for me here.
"See it was all for a play they had to do for their school I told you we don't have powers like come on superpowers are you kidding me that's ridiculous!".
There is no way on this earth that will work at all unless...max really was write and she has a fruit for a brain there is know way right?
" huh I guess you guys don't have superpowers sorry" uh come on well I what I have to do.
I walk over to max and placed some money in his hand he then started to count it.
"10, 15, 25, 35, 45, 50! cool thanks for being so dumb oh no you seem to have forgotten the late fee" he said with a smirk.
"Late fee the fuck are you I.R.S you know what here" I then handed him all the money I had in my pockets that he gladly takes away from me
good bye burger money I shall see you soon... when I take it from his piggy bank once he is asleep.
*bing*
"BROWNIES!!!" billy screamed in excitement the one second he's gone the next he is back her by Nora's side.
"Oh I'll cut them up into squares!" she then uses her heat vision to cut then up when she is down she looks at the shocked teenage girl realising what she has done she said the only thing that came to mind.
"hehe brownies?" she asked.
"Well since were screwed I'll take one"
I then walk over to her and took one and ate it ,it was great so I said.
"Hey great job Phoebe and cherry man can you guys make a mean set of brownies or what" I said taking one more before I say.
"So ah whose going to you know turn her into a popsicle again" I asked turning to the two twins.
"Don't mine if do" Max then froze her once again making Phoebe look at him.
"What can't let you have all the fun oh can I get a brownie " he then uses his powers to take a brownie.
"hmmm hey Conner is right this is a mean brownie" but when Phoebe was about to say something the TV interrupted it.
{ Alert Alert Mom and Dad incoming! }the TV Said.
"Its a new feature that I added to know when mom and dad are coming" Max said.
"Nice" Phoebe.
"Nice" Conner.
Then all hell broke lose trying to find a place to put the cherry popsicle.
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Pizza is a food from the gods 🙏🙏🙏
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at this time I am recording everyone except me and cherry who is right beside me they are dancing while all wearing hats.
"so you guys don't have super powers
oh sorry then and hope you guys do good at your play".
she left then I turned to Phoebe and said.
" You need smarter friends no offense ".
"non taken but we don't have to move now!!!"
"You could have just knocked her out and say she had a weird dream I know for a fact she would believe that" I say to them.
"......." Everyone.
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I am going to bring some villains in from different TV shows comics movies
anime and so on have a good day/night
and cya later me minions
