3 THE SECOND

I was taking a dynamic nap, and I suddenly heard a haaaaa BOOOOM,i woke up scared and surprised and thought holy shIte did my maa found?

my ultra amathing special addition stack?as I started praying sayin oh maaa gawd im ded,

and so i went outsider of my room,and i saw everything destroyed my ma ded,

and so i cried like donkey, wailed like a whale,rapped like eminem,then gucci ganged like lil shiTe(lil pumbu(pumbu means balls)

And then I started running out to ask for hell,why not call da popo?

because there we no FUCKIN signal,and so as i ran i saw many hoomans crying,many houses destroyed,then we heard a siren like noise jus more intese

Kneeling while saying(CUNT BITCH FUCK UR MOM SHE SUCCED MY HAIRRY PP╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮).,

After a minute passed which felt like 60 seconds,it stopped then every one started giving a colored aura,my self was platinum gold,

Then i felt stronk as my powers stonk rises i felt like an immortal booooom.,

Then i heard tsundere voice in my heard saying you got the amathing elemental system .,

Then i killed my self saying fucK you dawg.,?

THE END

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