Wishes

I was just walking across the street when the truck hit me. Ouch. I can swear it was Truck-Kun. Anyway, when I woke up, it was in a void. I was unreasonably calm about this for some reason. I figured this is the part where I wait for some wishes from a R.O.B. I waited for a bit and no one came, so instead of doing nothing, I stayed cross-legged in a meditating position and began to absorb the energy around me. I read it in another fanfiction and it seems like a good idea. Finally, after what felt like centuries, a blue screen appeared before me.

[Ding! Welcome to the reincarnation cycle. Due to you being the lucky 100th billion death. You will be reborn in a world of your choice with both your memories and three wishes.]

[Where would you like to reincarnate?]

I pick the Marvel Universe. Asgard, as the younger brother of Thor and the older brother of Loki.

[Pick a name.]

Haldir Odinson.

[Pick your 3 wishes.]

1. I want an inventory with unlimited space.

2. I want there to be wizards, but they are extinct and all their resources have been left untouched so I can take them for myself. There will still be magical species but they live in isolation.

3. Instant Mastery.

[Very well, Wishes have been granted. Good Luck.]