1 Boe x Thargaret

It was a rainy day in Birmingham. Dark grey clouds smeared across the sky like smudges on an oil painting. Thargaret matcher was sitting in her dressing room, picking out which sort of snazzy hair colour she will try next. As she must impress all the e boys on her discord server. She picks up the dye brush and starts doing her hair.

Thargaret: "a lovely bright pink will do the trick i think"

She finishes colouring her hair, she has a shower and washes it. Now shes ready to enter the private vc.

*discord sound*

The vc she entered only had one person in it. And his name was boe jiden. She fixed her hair and turned on her camera.

Thargaret: "nice day we are having?"

She twirls her newly dyed hair.

Boe: "yes. Aha. It is quite a lovely day. Aha"

You can hear boe ruffle his hair through his HyperX QuadCast - USB Condenser Gaming Microphone, for PC, PS4 and Mac, Anti-Vibration Shock Mount, Four Polar Patterns, Pop Filter, Gain Control, Podcasts, Twitch, YouTube, Discord, Red LED - Black.

Thargaret: "your microphone sounds very crisp. How much was it?"

She adjusts in her seat, visibly interested.

Boe: "$165.09 + $25.59 Delivery"

Thargaret: "oh that sounds very fancy. Say, are you looking for any e girls on here by any chance? Just wondering hahahaha"

She is visibly nervous and slouches in her chair thinking that she is going to be rejected by another e boy.

Boe: "why yes i am m'lady"

Boe turns on his camera. He is a very handsome man. With red eyeshadow and purple lipstick, and a fedora. He tips his fedora.

Thargaret is almost unable to contain her excitement. Knowing she has found true love.

Thargaret: "oh well, this is very surprising! Uhm i think i have a bit of a.."

She puts her index fingers together.

Thargaret: "a.. a bit of a cwush on you"

Boe takes his fedora off, revealing his almost balding head. Thargaret waits for a response from him. She quivers, sweat drips down her old wrinkly face. She looks up at the screen. Boe's face fills the screen, she is put in a trance by his beauty.

Boe: "well i am much honored to be your crush m'lady"

He tips his fedora again.

(Note: i regret writing this)

Boe: "but…"

That word, thargaret feels her heart sink. Is she going to be rejected again? She shakes in her sweaty gamer chair.

Boe: "but i cannot court you for i have fallen in love with another. She is younger and more pure then you are. I am so very sorry thargaret."

Thargaret almost falls off her chair. Her eyes filled with tears. But also rage. She must know who this maiden is that stole her love away.

Thargaret: "what her name?:

Her mind is filled with rage. She was sure he was the one. After 84 years of waiting she was sure.

Boe: "i do not know her name, but her discord is "Kasey kahne 02" and she is the love of my life"

Thargaret knew what she had to do. She had to interrogate this bitch. The one that took boe away from her. She was about to ask for this womans account but alas.

*discord leave sound*

He left the call. Thargaret will never know who that woman was, nor will she ever get to talk to the love of her life again. She then leaves the call. Writes a status and puts it on do not desturb" she gets up from her gaming chair and goes into her room. She crys. Her status reads "heartbroken"

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It was a rainy day in Birmingham.