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Klin was almost smashed by Wukong, and the eyes of God were on the body of Wukong. He asked: "Sun Wukong, are you coming over today? Is there anything?" Wukong

hesitated and said: " Can God take me to the North King?"

"Northern King, how do you know him?" God is very shocked. He stared at Wukongdao: "Where did you hear about this name?" "

Wu Kong just smiled and didn't answer."

Klin and others have not heard of the name of the king, so they don't understand: "Who is the northern king?"

"The northern king is the big man who manages our northern galaxy!" God God Shen Sheng said: "If you can get him The guidance, Sun Wukong's martial arts will definitely advance by leaps and bounds!"

God does not know much about the North King, after all, he is just a little earth god.

Despite doubts about how Sun Wukong knows the existence of the Northern King, but God does not ask much. In his view, the current enemy, naturally, can make Sun Wukong stronger and better.

In fact, what everyone does not know is that the current Wukong has long surpassed the two Saiyan people who are about to come to Earth.

"Wukong, I can only take you to the land, as to whether you can see the North King, you have to look at your own skills, can you understand?" God asked.

Don't you pass a snake road? Wukong gently nodded and said that he knew.

Tianjin rice. When Klin and Yamu tea saw something in Wukong, they quit and said: "Then we will leave!"

"After going back, continue to practice, don't be lazy!" God snorted and the three answered. Then they flew away.

After a few people left, God God spoke on the shoulders of Wukong, and the two disappeared instantly.

When Wukong returned to God, he found that he had already arrived at the local government. This move of God is similar to the momentary movement, but it can only be used with the divination mother-in-law to travel to and from the world and the local government. The practical significance is not great.

Sure enough, the fact that God of God brought the living to the local government caused the dissatisfaction of the king.

The old god changed his calm look and quickly said to the king that he was not good, which allowed him to agree to Sun Wukong to cross the serpent.

Before the serpent, God God and a ghost soldier looked at Wukong.

"Before the clouds, it is the serpent. As far as I know, there are a total of one million kilometers of snakes. For nearly 100 million years, only the king of the king, he himself has reached the end of the serpent, and there is Note, you must not fall off the clouds, the hell below the clouds, if you fall down..... Hey, who, don't leave, I haven't finished yet!" When the

ghost soldiers spoke, Wu The air has already stood up and flew forward with a flying dance.

"I rely on, that person is actually flying, he cheated!!" Ghost soldiers pointed to the air that had turned into a black spot, anger.

With the current strength of Wukong, flying at full speed over the snake road will take only half a day.

God turned his head and shook his head. He vaguely felt that Sun Wukong in front of him seemed to be different from before. From his battle with Latiz, it seemed to be more elusive than ever.

"Maybe it is his brother's business, it is very exciting for him!" God said to himself.

After a long flight, Wukong successfully came to the end of the snake road. At the end of the snake road was an endless yellow cloud, and the clouds were directly connected to the pink sky.

Looking up, Wukong can see the mini planet in the sky, where the northern king of the northern kings.

After a jump, Wukong jumped to a certain height, and was automatically pulled by the gravity of the Northern Kings. He turned over a bucket and landed in the northern kingdom.

Sure enough, the gravity of this planet is 10 times that of the Earth, but this gravity is not worth mentioning for the current Wukong.

"Who are you, what are you doing on my planet?"

On the only road on the northern kingdom, a red retro classic car was drove up. A chunky man came down with a light blue skin and a black Chinese Tang hat on his head. There are two long ones. The tentacles,

along with this person, also have an orangutan and a donkey.

"Hey, hello, the northern king of the king." Wukong is very familiar and greeted.

The northern king was very proud of the head, and then snorted: "Quickly say, who are you, what are you doing here?"

"My name is Wu... I cough, my name is Sun Wukong, I want to Look for the North King Wang Daren to learn martial arts!" Wukong said politely.

"Since you know me, then do you understand the rules here?" The Northern Kings put his hands behind his back and said with a deep and unpredictable attitude.

rule? Wu empty listened a moment did not react, the northern boundary of the king suddenly grinned mysteriously said: "! I can give you a chance, if you say a joke amused me, I will teach you martial arts'

feelings, saying that the goods The rules mean this!

Wukong's forehead had a drop of cold sweat, and the low sense of humor of the Northern Kings, Wukong felt that this was no difficulty!

"As long as a joke makes you laugh, would you like to teach me Kung Fu?" Wu Kong asked again.

"I am also a king of the Northern Territory. If I go out, I will pour out the water, but you'd better have your heart prepared. My smile is very high!"

After that, the Northern Kings plated his face and turned his head to the side. The appearance of the deaf ear.

After thinking about it, Wukong asked: "There is an animal in the Arctic. There are two peaks and four feet on the back. Guess a five-word animal?"

"There are two peaks on the back, four feet?" North The king touched his chin and thought: "This is obviously a camel, but the camel does not live in the Arctic! Kid, do you know that there are creatures in the Arctic?"

"That's true! And if I say the answer, you will laugh!" Wukong said with confidence.

"! Well," the king of the northern boundary of Lengheng cry, and then his hands grip the front: "I'll use search, if the Arctic is not the creature, then you're out of here!"

Then, the northern boundary of the king The two tentacles on the head suddenly became straight, then a turn, pointing in one direction, and his pet orangutans Babrus and Gregory were also silently cheering for him.

"Ah, boy, you are lying, the North Pole simply does not have the creature you said!" The northern king Wang Yangyang proudly looked at Wukong, and I looked at the expression of your conspiracy.

Wukong stretched out his right hand and said with a finger: "Yes, it's just that your brain is not enough. This five-word animal is called a lost camel!"

"Lost... camel! The northern king of the king suddenly looked at him, then immediately covered his mouth and rolled around on the ground.

"If you want to laugh, just laugh out! Can you teach me martial arts now?" Wukong silently mourned for a second smile of the North King, but then asked.

He did not forget the original intention of his own, that is, to learn the king of the boxing and the vitality bomb.