TWO NEW TITTLES

Alex: and that's why we are going to disappear for a while

Alex said to the o5 who was listening to him. Alex just made a bullsh*t story about an alternate world ending and he need to go help

o5: its ok you already eliminated a lot of keeter class SCP's

Alex: cool well bye then! *teleport himself away*

Alex didn't needed to have a little break after the things he discovered and what is the best way to relax? completely trashing some arrogant bastard's from a cultivation world of course! when Alex was in the SCP world when he didnt kill SCP he was cultivating and was now in the Sage stage level 1

Alex was standing in his room in an Inn and beside him was his student Mei Li who was looking at him

Mei Li: why did we leave?

Alex: well...nevermind that! how about we travel in your world! it is my first cultivation world and i want to know it better!

Mei Li noticed Alex changing the subject but didnt ask as she respected him. they exited the room and walked to the town where they eat in a fancy restaurant and visited some shop that sold cutivation world items like pill's, talismans and other's (use your imagination :p)

Mei Li: shifu i heard that there is a au-

Arrogant B*tch: IT'S HIM HE WAS THE ONE WHO BULLIED ME UNCLE!

'oh god really?'

<such a cliche development...>

Author: shut the f*ck up

Alex/system/Draig: ...

Alex looked at the guy who shouted that and saw the same guy that he encountered in the restaurant and beside him was a 40 years looking old man with long silver hair blue deep eyes and a majestic beard who made alex jelous

the man looked at the boy that beat his nephew with an arrogant look he raised his chin and said

Uncle of the Arrogant B*tch: hmph! so you are the one who beat my nephew? i can see that you are only one Stage behind him i must say i'm impressed fighting and win with an opponent who has bigger cultivation level is an impressive feat! i will honor your strength and let you live if you cut your hand's of and give your comrade to my family!

the guy looked at Mei Li with a visible lust in his eyes which made her shiver and make her look back at the old man in disgust

Alex: no i will not also how is that honoring my strength?

Uncle of the Arrogant B*tch: you dare!

Alex: yea i do

Alex answered with a saitama face and bored voice

Uncle of the Arrogant B*tch: i am at the Divine emperor stage you dare to oppose me?

'Divine emperor stage?'

<it's a stage of the "Divine heaven and earth cultivation method">

'its like a better version of the normal'

<yup you can cultivate it when you reach the immortal stage of the normal version>

Alex: and? i bet 100 spirit stones that you dont have the ability to use that power! i could destroy you in one move!

'being a little arrogant won't hurt im in a cultivation world after all'

the man eyes were filled with rage he didnt say anything and launched himself at the boy who dare's to not listen to him. Alex activated his sharingan as he had troubles seeing the man at his full speed but when he activated it he saw him clear and easily dogged his attack by making one step to his right. the man eyes widen as he saw that this "trash" just dogged his attack at full speed and then saw that in the hand of the boy many black and white little balls were merging together creating a bigger gray/violet one he could tell that this attack is bad news and retreat a couple of meters away

'if i remember correctly then the ratio should be 8/2 with the bigger part being the dark energy'

(A/N: you know its coming...)

Alex then used his lightning element creating a cloak of lightning chakra around his body making him faster he dashed to the silver haired man and connected his attack with him

Alex: bijuudama!

he screamed and punched the man with the dark violet/gray ball in his hand making him flying high into the sky and after a few seconds later the ball exploded. the explosion was so powerful that it's shock wave managed to so shaken the planet a little

'yup he's dead!'

Alex: *looks at the Arrogant B*tch* now its your turn

the man looked at him in horror and started to run away hoping that he would escape this monster. Alex transferred his QI to his right hand completely covering her with QI on the outside and the inside he then dashed to the Arrogant B*tch appearing in front of him and he grabbed the man ball's and d*ck shocking him and Mei Li for a second but then he tighten hid grip around his akhem..."stick" and ripped it off! the man started rolling on the ground screaming in pain while his hand's were in the area his "stick" supposed to be BUT ale was not done! he then shoved the man private parts into his mouth making him swallow it

Alex: ok i'm done! hey Mei Li where do you want to go now! hmm?

Alex noticed something on the ground beside the Arrogant B*tch 'it probably fell of his pocked' he thought and pick up a bottle with some kind of pills in it he just put it in his inventory and walked away with Mei Li

Alex didn't know that by removing the "stick" from the poor young master will make the young master kill himself tonight

Alex that day earned two titles the "Ball crusher" and "Gay" the first one is given to someone who Akhem...well you know...and the second one is given to a man who grabbed another man "stick"

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Divine heaven & earth stages

Divine warrior

Divine King

Divine emperor

Divine sage

Divine spiritual sage

Divine celestial sage

Divine earth stage

Divine heaven stage

Divine immortal stage

God Stage

every stage has 20 levels!