GIRLS MEET THE DOCTOR
Alex: never eat papyrus spaghetti i told you that!
Kuroka: but how could i say no to him??? *growls in pain*
Alex: well maybe you should try "i'm not hungry"
Kuroka: but i was hungry!
Alex: ...
Alex: *sigh* [light magic-supreme healing] there better?
Kuroka: *sigh in relief* ahh~ sensei i love you~
Alex: yea yea your welcome. anyway i'm going to go meet a friend someone wants to come with me?
Shirone/Kuroka: me!
Rias: i would want to go but i have work unfortunately
Akeno: sorry sensei but i need to help Rias but you could take me on a date later~
Alex: not interested
Akeno: ahh that was cruel you know~
Alex: shut up you f*cking sadist either find a boyfriend already or buy a dildo *teleport himself and the sisters away*
Akeno: ehh i think i will not get him :-/
Rias: you are aware that he is a Couple of millions year old guy right??
Akeno: so?
---Tardis---
Alex: hey ho! how's it going you red haired two heart time traveling alien i missed you so much i f*cking love you *hugs the doctor in a bear hug and gives a kiss on the cheek*
Doctor: oh ! i'm honored really but i dont swing that way
Alex: says the guy who makes every girl that travel fall in love with him and never did sh*t about that either you have serious problem with *looks at the doctor crouch* *cough*
Alex: OR!! you gay
Doctor: hey! i have a wife!
Alex: River Song? well than do your thing go kinky she will be more than happy to do it i can promise you
Doctor: well i guess btw can we not talk this in front of children? *looks at shirone*
Alex: well if you dont want to corrupt children how about putting your clothes on
Doctor: OH! SORRY!
Alex: why do you ever strip in the tardis?
Doctor: it feels good ! do you know the feeling of having so much freedom in between your legs!
Alex: a good point...
the girls were just staring at the naked man in front of them not saying anything the whole interaction. Shirone had a slight blush and Kuroka was just admiring the view. the doctor walked somewhere and after a couple of minutes and than comes back in his clothes
Alex: god those clothes look ridiculous...i love it! *looks at the doctor head* except for the fez
Doctor: of come on! fezzes are cool...
Alex didn say anything and pointed his finger at the fez shooting an {thunder arrow} at it completely destroyed it. the doctor just sighed and looked at Alex with a look saying "wtf dude" meanwhile the girls were enjoying the interactions that those two had and were gigging slightly
Alex: ok i didnt introduce myself earlier so lets do this now! hello i'm Alex a omniverse traveler and these two lovely ladies are my students they are cat-people
Shirone/Kuroka: nekomata!
Alex: yea that!
Doctor: hello nice to meat you all i'm the doctor!
Alex: here it comes!
Shirone: doctor who?
Alex/Doctor: again!
Shirone: huh?
Doctor: say that again
Shirone: doctor who??
Alex: oh! hearing it brings satisfaction i cant explain how its just does!
Doctor: i know right! *big goofy smile*
Alex then explained how the doctor an alien with two hearts a brain with an IQ level OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND! and other things to the sisters. they listen to him carefully and nodded from time to time and when Alex was done he said
Alex: thats all i think! doctor did i forget something?
Doctor: nah that's pretty much all there is to it. anyway why did you visit me? do you need help does a galaxy exploding or something?
Alex: nah i'm just bored and you are the most interesting guy in all the omniverse so i was hoping that if i will hang around you something will happen
Doctor: oh i feel flattered
the doctor, Alex and the two sisters spend some time together visiting the most famous places in the galaxy like "the sector 40898" , "the sector 97562" and "space Brazil" (write in the comment if you got the joke) and after couple of hours he landed them on earth and said goodbye to them
Kuroka: *waves hand at the doctor*
*the tardis disappeared*
Kuroka: was that a police box?
Alex: yup
Alex teleported them back to their world and got to town flirting with girls, beating thugs and doing other shenanigans after a whole night Alex got to his work linked some anime worlds to his world
'ok if i remember clearly then...' *does a hand seal*
Alex: shadow clone no jutsu!
and just like that two shadow clones appeared an the original Alex said
Alex: one of you take care of the DxD world and the other go to the Fairy Tail world i will go to a Cultivation world and have some fun!
Clones: kay *teleport them self away*
<what type of cultivation world do you want to travel>
'one that could give me a challenge!'
<every cultivation world would be challenge for you as they dont have any restriction about the level! every world with cultivation has the level of 1-∞ >
'oh ok..than put me in a random one'
<ok>
Alex appeared in the air and fell on something. he could feel something soft in his hand and when he tried to stand up he saw that he landed on a typical cultivation world heaven beauty
'really?!? why does the "accidental boob grab" scenario needed to happen in this kind of world ;-;'
<not only that with her level she can trash you easily XD>
>well good luck partner!<
???: your dead...
Alex: *gulp*
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i just want to say that i love you all
that's it
have a good day!