DEVILS IN SPACE!

Alex: wait what?

Alex was standing in the middle of an burning destroyed city. actually you know what? take that back its not the city that was on fire it was the entire planet

'so there is no way i can be any stronger?'

'uff...ok how do i do that'

'oh cultivation...to be honest i forgot about this'

>whats a cultivation?<

'ok ok wait a second i read some stories with cultivation but i dont remember how this thing works i didn even want to memorize it as it looked complicated'

'yup'

'wait didnt i have an infinite QI or something? why do i need to cultivate?'

'huh...well anyway lets go back i'm pretty sure that everything here is already burned to death'

'did i slayed another 5 billions zombies already?'

<yup>

'i want the yamato'

when Alex check earlier he almost vomited blood when he saw the price of the yamato {yamato}-a sword so sharp that it can cut space itself (SP-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

( 0_0 ) (A/N: i mean what do you expect that sword is so sharp that is capable of cutting space)

Alex didnt waste time and immediately summoned his Umbra sword and yamato 'i hope this will work'

[fusion] > {yamato} + {exalted blade (umbra)} > {exalted demonic void sword}- a sword that posses the Void energy from the warframe universe and the demonic energy from Devil my cry universe, the sharpness of this sword is so high that can not only cut space but also time and energy itself if host turns on the Exalted mode ON then the blade power will be 500% more powerfull- the sword needs to be named

Alex/Draig/System: HOLLY SH*T!!!

'that is soo powerfull!!'

>agreed<

<awesome!>

'ok how do i name it?'

'Debiruboidoburēdo'

>Devil void blade in japanese huh? well its to long not a fitting name for a sword<

'yea'

'lest leave that for later' (A/N: help me name the sword please)

'teleport me to the occult club'

Alex disappeared from the flaming planet and was now siting on the sofa of the occult club he saw that everyone was there and he also noticed that the girls were looking at him with a red face

Alex: what?

Shirone: sensei you pervert

Akeno: ara ara~ that's a nice Thing you got there~

Kuroka and Rias didnt say anything and just watched stunned at "Alex divine weapon" Rias was embarrassed and kuroka had lustful eyes

Alex noticed that in the room was also Sona with her peerage and the girls from sona had a similar reaction while sona herself was even more red than Rias hair

Kiba: ehh..senpai why are you naked?

Alex: huh? *looks down* oh...i forgot that my clothes are not fire resistant like me *equips another set of clothes from the inventory* sorry about that i just burned a planet and accidentally also burned my clothes *smiles like an idiot*

Rias: akem!...sensei this is Sona my close friend and also a devil

Sona: ah! ehh yes i'm Sona sitri nice to meet you *still blushes*

Alex: nice to meet you Sona-chan sorry about earlier i didnt mean to appear like that

Kuroka: N-Not a problem not at all

Akeno: agreed <3

Alex: get a boyfriend perverts

they girls frowned a little bit at what he said and given him a deadly stare that make Alex sweet a bit

Rias: the problem here is that all of the boys here are the perverts not us! how do you expect for us to find one decent guy here!

Alex: and who said it need to be a guy from this academy you got a whole town!

the girls froze in place and some of them did a facepalm 'how did we not thought about this?' they all thought. the guys from this academy are all perverts that got here as soon as they heard that the school will now accept boys they were some nice and decent ones who got here to study and learn but those were a few exceptions and most of them already had a girlfriend

Alex: and even if there is not someone who you would like here there is also the underworld i'm sure that there is a nice devil gentleman there who would take care of you

Sona: akhem! enough about this! Rias do you accept?

Alex was now silent and listening to what they are talking about a little curious

Rias: well it will sure be a good move but we dont know how much fragments kokabiel already has so we need to think this through

'wait they know about the whole Excalibur thingie?'

Sona: this is indeed true but-

Alex: tomorrow some two lovely church ladies wielding two parts of the Excalibur will arrive and i guess that the Arthur family still have their part of the sword

Sona and Rias looked at Alex a little surprised and said

Sona: how do you know that?

Alex: i know the future a little

Rias: please dont joke this is a serious matter

Alex: i'm not joking i'm completely serious i know what will happen in the future

Sona: how is that possible?

'ok time for another bullshit story'

Alex: you know the legend about the 3-eyed spirit?

everyone shook their head telling "no"

Alex: there was once a spirit with three eyes he was destined to live for three days and each day he opened one of his eye

everyone in the room was listening to Alex very carefully

Alex: the first eye could see the past the second the present and the last the future. the first day he opened the first eye and he saw all the wars that took place since the birth of the world and for every death he shed a tear. the second day he opened his second eye and he saw the greed, lust, anger of humanity and the cruelty of the world when he saw that he ripped it off to never see that again. and in the third day he opened the third eye and...

the atmosphere in the room was tense everyone in the room was looking at Alex waiting to end the story and everyone sweet a little

Alex: he started to scream...in those three days he never did any sound but when he opened the eye that showed the future he started to scream so loud that it sounded like they were skinning him alive. he then used his nails to open his neck and he died...as for the eye's no one wanted to see the past so they abandoned it but the present and future eyes...

Alex eyes transformed and one was his mangekyou rinnegan and the other was a tenseigan with three tomoe. when everyone saw that they all swallowed their saliva making a loud GULP

Alex: they are here...

the silence in the room was so powerful that you could hear an ant walking. everyone was scared when they hear the story and when Alex showed the "proof" of the eyes existing they all thought 'what kind of future did the spirit saw???'

Alex: dont worry the thing that make the spirit kill himself will not happen in a long time and you will all die from old age before it happens!

when they hear that they relaxed a little but they were still tense

Sona: well since the Holly sword users will arrive tomorrow than we will discus this tomorrow

Rias: i will wait then

Sona and her peerage exited the room and Alex easily lifted the spirits of the scared devils by telling jokes and many stories after that he showed them the world of outertale (undertale but in space) they were completely amazed by the beautiful stars that surrounded them and Alex showed them the town and Find the Outertale version of sans

sans was a little surprised seeing so many "humans" at once but still did his handshake trick with Kiba and thrown some bad puns. everyone started to like sans and after a while come his brother papyrus

papyrus seeing them immediately wanted to capture them but they showed his their wings and said they are devils so he was a little depressed but was quickly cheered up by the group and they managed to make him leave from work for today and got to the outertale version of grillby's they ordered some food and talked with the town monsters that were in there they all kept their wing and tails out to not to be confuse them as humans

Alex does not have a wings and tail but he made one of dark magic.

'its nice'

>its as if problems dont exist here<

'its nice and peaceful everyone is joking and singing...maybe i should make a link to this place in the DxD world for them to come here again'

Rias: hey sensei come sing with us!

Alex: coming!

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