A CRISPY CHICKEN FRIED ON BLACK FLAMES (I'M HUNGRY)

Alex was acting unconscious and he could hear the girl talking

Rias: Sensei! hey! you just returned dont die!

'ohh you do care~'

Sona: so he is rias sensei...

Kuroka: quickly bring him inside and heal him!

the girl took my body and bring me to the Occult Research Club and place me on the sofa

'ok i'm tired of acting unconscious'

Alex: *opens eyes* hehe...hi girls long time no see...

Shirone: sensei how do you feel?

Alex: *looks at shirone* how cruel...

Shirone: huh?

Alex: all those years and your still short and flat hehe...*cough*

Shirone: ...sensei i hate you...

Akeno: *sigh* first thing he does when he see us after years is bully us...well at least we know its really him

Alex got up while making a face that showed pain and sit in the lotus position and stayed silent. the girls looked a him but stayed silent as well while looking at him and were shocked when they saw his injuries disappeared

Alex: *exhale* thats better *looks at the group*

'wait...what the hell is Asia doing here?'

<ah i forgot to wake you up! you are currently some days after the start of the story tomorrow will be rias wedding with the fried chicken >

'system the f*ck'

>sorry partner we were busy watching the "Game of thrones"<

'ohh...since its that series i will forgive you i would forgot as well'

Alex: oho~ i see you started to make your own peerage i know you girl but who is the blonde guy and the cute girl?

Asia blushed a little and said

Asia: i-i-im Asia Argento its nice to meet you sir!

Kiba: my name is Kiba i'm Rias knight its and honor to meet my master teacher

Alex: nice to meet you guys too

Rias: akhem! so sensei may i know why you disapeared all of the sudden? do you even know how worried we were!?

Alex: *pats rias* sorry tomato-chan i had someone to...hmm take care of

Alex used a rough and scary voice at the end so the girls though that whoever their sensei needed to take care of is probably dead now...but who could be so powerful to make him disappear for so long?

Rias: *blush* wh-who are you calling tomato you idiot!

Alex: hahaha! still the same girl after all those years!

Rias: akhem! alright now...can you explain this? *puts a obsidian plate on the desk*

Alex: ...do i need to? im pretty sure its all written there...

Kuroka: why didnt you ever tell us nyaa?

'oh she started to ad nyaa when she is speeking..'

Alex: hey girls i'm and cosmic god that was created before everything even existed! do you hear how stupid that sound's?

kuroka blushed for a moment it was indeed a stupid question as no one wold believe it if they hear that

Alex: does someone else know?

Rias: almost everyone that has political power in the underwold..no the whole supernatural world the wave of magic that the temple under the school created was so powerful that everyone fellt it

Alex: *whistle* i think i make it a little to strong

Akeno: you made that temple?!

Alex: i created that whole empire somewhere in the middle of the holly war

everyone was stunned and looked at Alex and though 'now nothing will surprise me anymore'

Alex: ok but i have a question for you too! how in the name of everything thats holy and un-holy did you lose to that fried chicken? *sigh* dont tell me that all those lesson were for nothing...

Rias: eh you know?

Alex: heard it some time after i come back and before i was attacked by that thing

Rias: its not my fault! he cheated! i was winning but out of nowhere he got a boost in power and single handily beat all of us!

Alex: he just got a boost out of nowhere? maybe he did cheat

'what would he take to make this effect?'

Shirone: his flames were violet like the time master shoved his magic for the first time

'hell flame? how?'

<the sky burned for a while so its possible that they capture some flames and fuse their magic with a pill and consume it after that their flames probably evolved>

>you f*ckt up partner<

'...'

Alex: ok dont worry you said that everyone in the supernatural world that has political power knows about me right? i have a plan so dont worry ;p

the girls looked at him confused but before they could ask what does he mean he said

Alex: i will need to go just for one more day after that i will take you for that last lesson i promised you ok? *teleports*

Kuroka:mhmm hes gone nyaa..*sad voice*

Shirone: i'm not that short...

Akeno: well he said that he will return right?

Rias:...

Kiba: what an interesting guy..

Asia: hes pretty

everyone looked at Asia when she said that and her face turned bright red when she saw them looking at her 'i didnt mean to say that out loud!'

meanwhile Alex visited the elf village and bullshit his explanation why he diapered for so long telling them he got an important mission from the gods. and after that he teleported himself to the human world and go get some taco (A/N: i'm hungry)

'ok i need to give rias someone in place of issei'

>who is that?<

'no one important in this version of your world'

<hmm maybe you can find someone good and give him one of your powers like [anti-magic] because admit it...you bought it only because you liked the description and didnt plan on using it...>

'....'

<i knew it>

---tomorow---

Alex was running at full speed at a big door. when he was not so far from it he jumped and kicked it open

*loud door noises*

Alex: whats up guys i heard a certain fried chicken is trying to marry my student against her will!

everyone stopped doing what they were doing and were looking at him and Rias peerage thought 'this is your plan?!?'

riser: who dares to-!

Alex: yea yea sh*t the f*ck i need to say something

Alex: ok i think you all know me but i will introduce myself *stands on a table* my names is Alex im the first Primordial being of this world and i challenge riser Phoenix for a fight i win Rias dont need to marry him if he win i will let him marry her and support the underworld for the rest of my immortal life!

not shortly after a certain white haired maid appeared and said

Grayfia: lord maou will allow this fight however killing in not allowed

Alex: i'm good with it

Riser still not knowing what is happening looked at Grayfia little confused but he said

Riser: i agree

Alex just smirked and looked at Riser he really hates the bastard and not only that he wanted to r*pe Rias after the ceremony

Alex spend with the girls a year training them they were like little sisters for him 'today specialty is fried chicken'

Alex and riser walked on a magic circle and were teleported on a giant arena

Riser: do you even know who you are challenging!?! im Riser Phoenix from the ph-

Alex: from the fried chicken clan i know that now sh*t up and fight

riser was furious and created a big ball of violet flames

Riser: are you scared?! this is the power of the Phoenix family! i will show you what the king of flames can do!

Alex just swing his arm and the flames disappeared

Riser: what??

Alex: why are you surprised? its normal that the flames listen to their master

Riser: what do you mean?

Alex: its me who created those flames your family just stole them

Riser: you-NO YOUR LYING THERE IS NO WAY A HUMAN WOULD BE ABLE TO CREATE SUCH FLAMES!!!

*laughter*

riser looked at Alex who was laughing like he just heard the best joke in his life. he was confused but what Alex said make him shocked

Alex: those flames are certainly powerfull but they are not the most powerful i can create...Riser Phoenix i will show you what real flames are! [Amaterasu]!

riser saw Alex eyes turned golden and he could feel pain in the next second. riser was covered in completely black flames that were burning him. everyone that looked at the fight were shocked 'a Phoenix loosing to fire'

while the head of the Phoenix clan was looking and felt fear 'he is the one that created that explosion all those years ago! and he know that we take those flames! i need to apologize to him or we are going to bee doomed'

Alex was looking at riser who was on the ground trying to put the black flames out

Riser: what is this? why cant i put them down?

Alex: these flames will burn for 7days and 7nights they are so powerful that they can consume fire itself but dont worry i make them weaker so they will not kill you...but it will hurt like a b*tch for a week *alex shouts* well i guess i win so cancel the marriage and let Rias marry whoever she want! now excuse me im going for a kebab! *teleports away* (A/N: i'm hungry)

everyone: ...what?...