3 Predicament

(Testing our a new Writing style)

I stood there amazed by what was happening in front of me.

Gogeta "Wow you can really eat huh?"

Altria "Is that a problem?"

Gogeta "No No, it's just rare to find someone that can eat about the same as me."

Altria "R-Really? Most people would think of my eating as weird or call me a glutton."

Maybe I should save that joke for later, I thought to myself. She was just eating away at the rice, I think she was on her 6th bowl?

Altria "How did you attain this power?"

Gogeta "What?"

Altria "This power, it rivals the King of Heroes and you just ascended, Why are you so strong? He is supposed to be King of Gods, I think that Ozymandias, Gilgamesh and even Scatach would have a problem taking you down."

I thought about what she said and I had o think how to reply to this.

Gogeta "Well I am a fusion of two warriors from a race called the Saiyans. They, separately, have reached the Realms of the Gods, and when you fuse two people that have reached the Realms of the Gods who knows what power I'll have."

Altria " Two people? Which means that you possess two servants inside you?"

Gogeta "Well I guess you can say that, I haven't been able to unfuse so I don't know if they are considered servants."

I then saw Ozymandias talking to, I think Nitocris, and he saw me and walked over with her.

Ozy "Hello there friend Gogeta! I want you to meet my apprentice Nitocris!"

He then nudges her forward and her knees began to shake.

Nitocris "I-I am Nitocris! A-apprentice of the S-sun King! It's an honor to meet a friend of him! S-So Nice to meet you K-King Gogeta!"

She then bows down at a ninety degree angle. King Gogeta huh? Sounds tacky.

Gogeta "No need for formalities. And rise your head, it's not a good look for someone as beautiful as you."

Altria "I would have to agree, she is beautiful."

Nitocris' head shot right up, red as ever.

Nitocris "B-Beautiful?! F-Flattery will get you no where with me!"

Gogeta "Hey Ozy, is she your wife?"

Nitocris "Ozy?! W-wife?!" "You call the Sun King by a nickname?!"

Gogeta "Well Yeah that's what friends do right?"

Nitocris "Hm your right, B-but wife?! I am not worthy to marry someone out of my calibre!"

Ozy "HAHAHAHHAHAHA! No no friends he isn't my wife!"

Nitocris "See, I'm... Not worthy."

Ozy "She is going to be your wife! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I almost choke on my food, Nitocris falls and Altria... is still eating at the same pace.

Gogeta "Okay Wait what?"

Ozy "She is going to be your wife!"

Nitocris "B-But my King I-I am not mentally prepared! And furthermore, I don't know how to be a wife to a person out of my calibre!"

Gogeta "Uh Altria can you—?"

Altria "You have my blessings my marry Gogeta, and you have my condolences."

Gogeta "What are you my mom—?"

Altria "I will if I need to be, now is your room cleaned?"

Gogeta "But I don't have a room..."

Altria "NO EXCUSES! SIT UP STRAIGHT, AND PUT SOME NORMAL CLOTHES ON! Showing your chest out like that can get you sick, and even Gods can die of sickness! No matter who you are you can die of a heart disease!"

Gogeta "Ha.. Ha... you have no idea."

Altria went full blown mother mode and then someone ran into the room.

Nightingale "Did someone say disease?"

Altria "Yes, do a check up on this child to prepare him for marriage."

Gogeta "Do I have any say in this?"

Nightingale/Ozy/Altria/Nitocris/ "NO!"

I felt like I shrunk down in size while they all were giants looking down upon me.

Nitocris "T-The Kings words are absolute! S-So it must happen! And it wouldn't bother me if it's a person that thinks I'm beautiful...."

Ozy "See even Nitocris agrees! Hahahahaha!"

Gogeta "But I'm already married!"

Ozy "When you were separate you were married."

Gogeta "What?"

Ozy "When you where separate you both were married, but fused you are a completely different person right?"

Gogeta "Well Yeah But—."

Ozy "Then that means that you have no relation with your other wives."

Gogeta "Wait really?"

Ozy "Yes my friend! When you are fused you are a completely different person! And you wouldn't make a beautiful woman like this cry right?!"

Okay my brain is fried, I guess I should go along with it it shouldn't be that long right, and I don't want to see her cry.

Gogeta "Alright I'll take you on your offer!"

Ozy "Great! Now this has proven our friendship!"

Gogeta "But what should I give—?"

Nightingale then tugs me to the ground in a forceful way.

Gogeta "Dear Kami! What are you!"

Nightingale "I am a Nurse and as a nurse I must treat my patients."

Gogeta "BUT IM NOT SICK!"

Nightingale "That's what they all say, you are in denial and your mother knows best."

Gogeta "SHE IS NOT MY MOM ANF YOU ARE INSANE!"

She then immediately and swiftly puts me in an arm lock. And pins me to the ground.

Gogeta "What the—?!"

Nightingale "Now it's time for check up."

She practically drags me out of the cafeteria. I give everyone the "Help Me Please" look but they just looked away from me, even Ozy and Nitocris just looked at the floor while she was fidgeting and twiddling her thumbs.

We entered a room and she practically threw me in a chair.

Gogeta "Ow! For taking care of your patients you are rough it's them."

Nightingale "I do what I must to ensure that my patients get healed, now say ah."

I rolled my eyes

Gogeta "Fine, Ahhh."

She puts a thermometer in my mouth and pulls it out.

Nightingale "Hm your temperature seems fine."

Gogeta "Thats what I've been trying to tell you!"

Nightingale "But for safety you should expose less skin and wear this instead."

Gogeta "Eh? Sorry but I'm not much of a suits person."

Nightingale "Then wear it for your wedding."

Gogeta "..."

Nightingale "Now there is one more thing I must check."

Gogeta "Fine just get it over with."

She heads over and goes to a drawer and when she pulled out her hand she stretched a glove and let it go on her hand. I turned around to see the glove.

Gogeta "Oh hell no, I'm outta here!"

I used instant transmission to go to Ozymandias' energy, and to my surprise they all were still in the cafeteria.

Gogeta "REALLY, A PROSTATE, HELL NO!"

Altria "Stop with the foul language!"

Gogeta "You're r not my mom!"

Altria "SHUT IT!"

Gogeta ".... Fine."

Nightingale "Well good to see that you came to your senses, now come along."

Gogeta "Wait when did you—?!"

Nightingale "Patients shouldn't worry about the small details and only about themselves. We shall be back shortly."

What the hell have I gotten myself into.

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