Chapter 64 - Having a bit of fun.(2)(18+?)

"Ahahahaha! That's more like it!" Jiraiya cheered as he raised his glass.

Naruto also had someone fill his glass with wine and drink.

Gulp!

"Kah! So bitter!" Naruto complained.

"Hahahaha! Drink more! Brat!" Jiraiya taunted more after a burst of laughter. He was having fun drinking with his godson.

Naruto sneered "Che! Drink too. Or Imma shove that bottle down your throat."

"Hahaha! Alright! Alright!" Jiraiya followed Naruto's pace and drank the wine in his glass.

Naruto of course accepted the challenge and had a drinking contest with Jiraiya despite it being his first time drinking.

2 hours later…

"Ahhh!" Naruto has drunk a couple of bottles of wine but is still standing strong, the only thing different is that his face is red and his eyes are a bit unsteady.

Jiraiya's face which is also red but not as much as intoxicated as Naruto was a bit worried despite him being the one who taunted Naruto to drink so he asked "You okay? Naruto?"

Naruto laughed and replied "Of course, I'm okay! Haahaha!" Then punched forward sending a wind shockwave in Jiraiya's direction.

Whoosh! Boom!

Jiraiya caught it with his palm but he was sent flying into the wall making the two women beside Jiraiya to shriek in fear, Naruto was in sage mode and his prowess was enhanced.

"Oi! Naruto! Don't be a pain in the ass drunkard!" Jiraiya scolded in annoyance.

"What are you two doing?! Are you trying to destroy my shop?!" The owner of the shop scolded Jiraiya and Naruto in danger.

Naruto laughed and replied to Jiraiya as he brought out a scroll to respond to the owner of the shop "Hahahaha! Sorry about that! Perverted Sage! My control is a bit affected because of the wine!"

With a hand seal, he released a part of the scroll and brought out 1 million ryo, the owner's eyes shone at the sight of the money then looked at Naruto, wanting to know what he meant to do with it.

Naruto nodded looking at the owner of the shop eye to eye with a smile saying "Keep the change."

"Of course, Dear Customer! You can even destroy the room if you'd like!" The owner grabbed the 1 million ryo on the table and kissed it in happiness.

Making Jiraiya, scratched his head "Well, that's one way of dealing with it. Naruto, undo your sage mode."

Naruto complied and removed his sage mode, or he might accidentally kill someone if he continued.

Jiraiya smiled at Naruto for following his suggestion and said "That's enough drinking, wanna go get ramen?"

Naruto was a bit surprised at Jiraiya's suggestion but smiled in return as he nodded "How'd you know I like ramen?"

Jiraiya bragged and replied "Of course, I know. I have a huge information network, finding that out is simply a wave of my hand."

Naruto who stood up mocked "You probably also use it to search for good peeking spots."

"Bakamono! I won't leave an important task like that to other people! Of course, I have to search for it myself! Hehehehe~" Jiraiya replied, letting out a perverted laugh.

Naruto chuckled at Jiraiya's shamelessness and continued "In any case, you treat me to ramen, I basically paid for what you drank too."

Jiraiya smiled and walked at the same pace as Naruto. "Sure, you can have as much ramen as you want."

"You're really shameless, I'd throw up if I ate so much ramen."

"Hahaha! I guess we'll go get some next time and it'll also be my treat."

"Great that you still have conscience." Naruto replied with a smile as they went to a ramen place under Jiraiya's lead.

Slurp! Naruto slurped in ecstasy as it was good although it was not as good as Teuchi-occhan's ramen. It was still good!

Jiraiya smiled seeing Naruto eat heartily so he asked "How was your first time drinking alcohol?"

"Hm… it tasted like shit but… it was fun since it was with you, Perverted Sage."

"Hahaha! Is that so? Glad you enjoyed it."

"Umu." Naruto nodded before slurping the ramen soup down his throat.

Slapping his palms together, he said "Thanks for the food. Then… I'll go first, Godfather."

Jiraiya who was slurping noodles but felt happy being called 'Godfather' instead of 'Perverted Sage' but asked in curiosity "Aren't you going back to the hotel to sleep? Why don't we go together?"

Naruto shook his head and smiled as he stood up "Drinking alcohol… It made me feel the urge to see Haku so I'll go teleport to Konoha for a bit. I'll come back tomorrow, have you gathered enough information yet?"

Jiraiya chuckled hearing Naruto's experience and said "I see… then go. I might be done by tomorrow so come back sometime around noon."

Naruto made an 'okay' sign with his hands and teleported back to his room in Konoha. It was nighttime, Haku was probably already done with missions.

Jiraiya smiled seeing Naruto disappear and continued eating ramen.

Siu!

Namikaze Residence…

Haku was a bit lonely being by herself in the dining room eating alone, and was about to sleep to prepare for early morning missions but as soon as she was about to cover herself with a blanket, Naruto appeared beside her in bed causing her to widen her eyes in surprise but immediately got ahold of herself "Naruto?"

Naruto chuckled and replied "Yes, it's me. You're not seeing things."

Haku also chuckled in reply "Is that so? What are you doing here? I thought you said you'd be gone for a bit?"

"Hm… I missed you."

Haku was a bit taken aback but couldn't help feeling happy because of Naruto's feelings and replied with a huge smile on her face "I missed you too."

Naruto who was smiling, giggled "Is that so?"

"Umu." Haku nodded as she looked at Naruto's eyes.

Naruto seemed to feel that the mood was right so he kissed her.

Haku kissed him as well in response as she closed her eyes.

Their tongues intertwined as if battling who would win. Haku opened her eyes wide, tasting something bitter from Naruto's mouth after that ramen aftertaste and also smelling like wine. She pushed him away and questioned him right away "Did you drink?!"

Naruto was a bit taken aback slightly but replied with a smile "Yes, Perverted Sage told me he'd show me how to enjoy life."

"Enjoy Life?" Haku's tone began to become more threatening as she realized what that perverted old man meant. "Did you play with women?! I can't believe you!" Haku pushed Naruto away intending to stand up and walk out but Naruto pulled her into a hug.

"Let me go! Go to your other women!" Haku complained from the hug, telling Naruto to let him go. But not really struggling as she was enjoying the hug despite being jealous.

Naruto who was hugging Haku in bed smiled and said "Although, I drank wine, I made sure no girls approached me."

"Hm… Is that so? I hope you're telling the truth." Haku pouted in jealousy as she looked Naruto in the eyes.

"I am. I wouldn't lie to you." He locked eyes with her to show his sincerity. Strangely enough, Somehow, people could tell if the person was telling the truth if two people looked into each other's eyes.

Haku continued to pout as she playfully punched Naruto in the gut "Don't drink again."

"Cough! That hurts? Haha! I love you." Naruto chuckled and replied lovingly.

"Hmp! I love you too." Haku replied with a smile not really angry anymore.

They again kissed then cuddled as they fell asleep together in one bed.

(A/N: No horny please. I'll help you out with your NNN :D)

Next day…

Waking up in the morning… Naruto struggled to open his eyes with the sun illuminating the whole village with its brightness, later on when his eyes got used to the light, he saw Haku in front of him staring at him with a smile on her face while watching his drooling face.

Naruto immediately wiped the drool on his face and said "Why are you staring at me in my sleep like that? It's embarrassing."

Haku giggled and replied "What's embarrassing? You're cute."

"Stop."

"No way." Haku replied as he teased Naruto more.

"You… beautiful lady. Have a taste of my expired saliva." Naruto replied to the tease with a kiss.

"Ah! Mp!" Haku kissed him back in return for his sweet gesture and said as they stopped kissing "Hahaha. Alright, stop fooling around, don't you have to look for the next hokage?"

"Oh right… I'll get going in a bit, want me to cook once in a while?" Naruto asked with a sweet smile on his face.

"Sure, my dear husband cooking breakfast? That's new." Haku replied.

"I've lived alone most of the time so it's not really new. You just haven't seen me cook yet."

"Alright." Naruto replied with a nod.

"Let's go wash up." Haku stood up as she dragged Naruto by the hand with her to the washroom.

As they were brushing teeth, they both looked at each other from eye to eye and laughed in happiness.

After they finished washing up, they went into the kitchen.

Naruto turned on the stove, put on 2 pans and brought out bread, egg, and bacon.

He sliced 4 slices of bread and noticed the pan was beginning to dry so he put a bit of oil on each pan. While waiting for the oil to become hot, he wiped the bread slices with butter on each side. He also cracked two eggs and brought out 10 strips of bacon.

Haku watched in interest seeing Naruto's skillful movements as if he was used to cooking, but stayed silent and simply smiled.

He toasted the bread, cooked the egg, and bacon in this order. He plated the food as soon as he finished cooking in that order as well. He also washed the utensils he used so Haku didn't have to do anything else.

Carrying the two plates of food, he served it with a smile and sat in front of her. "Let's eat."

Haku nodded and replied "Thanks for the food."

"Thanks for the food."

"Wow, it's so delicious! You're so skilled in cooking, Naruto!"

Chuckling, Naruto replied "You're exaggerating, as long as you don't burn those dishes, and season it right, it'll be good."

"Is that so? That doesn't change the fact that you're good at cooking to make it delicious."

"Alright, alright. Enough with the flattery and let's eat." Naruto said as he was beginning to get embarrassed.

"Hm~ Okay~" Haku replied with a smile

(A/N: Leave comments and power stones if you want~ Thanks~)

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