2 Chapter #1

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR NOTE!!!!

(3.1k words without any A/N)

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(3rd Person POV)

Once upon a time, they were 9 Creation Gods. They were the strongest people in the whole Chaos Dimension. They could control different concepts like Time, Life, Death and Space etc but everyone had their specialities...

What made them similar was that as their name implies, they had the power to 'Create' a world...

From there 4 were from the God Clan and other 4 were from the Devil Clan whereas the last one didn't belong anywhere or chose to not join any faction.

The God Clan and the Devil Clan had a lot of frictions between them and were each other, enemies.

Due to which they always used to invite the 'Free' Creation God into their clan as he was not associated with any of the clans to increase their power and oppress the other but they were always rejected.

They could try to force him into their clan as they had 4 Creation Gods in their faction but they didn't or could be said that they would never because who would want to test the waters of the strongest person of the world as they knew that he could be the scariest thing they could think of which can give them nightmares if they anger him.

Even the other Creation Gods didn't want to mess with him.

Because of this, he was both respected and feared across the world.

He was respected because of his strength and also of some of his weird inventions which made people's lives easier.

He was feared because of his ruthlessness. It is said that those people who tried anger him died without even them knowing. Even their worlds didn't remain.

It was rumoured that the 'Free' Creation God could control space and time, like the back of his hand.

But what made him so scary to the Clans as Xi Ke, one of the Creation Gods from the God Clan can also control time and space like the black of his hand.

The thing that made him so scary to the Clans was that he could control the Reality according to his wishes. This is what made them write their most strict Clan rule i.e.,'Never make an enemy of him at any cost'.

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In a dark and creepy space which was so dark that it could devour the light, stood a white human-shaped figure.

The figure's face was plain and blank. It could be seen that 'it' was looking around the dark space curiously. The figure was not a bit afraid of him/her being here on this creepy place.

It was as if 'it' had been here before...

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(??? POV)

'Tch'

I was finally going to break through to the fourth stage of Godhood and became the second Ancestral God but somehow I was stuck in between the gate of both the realms and due to some external interference, I was unable to breakthrough and died while I was in my 'Nirvana' state.

I don't know what was the 'External Interference'. But I know that the person who is responsible for the 'this' is gonna bloody pay!!!

The figure's 'eyes' became blood-red as thick killing intent started getting released from 'it'.

This killing intent is the accumulation of all the lives I have taken and all the worlds I have destroyed in both my lives.

As of now, it is my second life or I should say 'was' my second life.

In my first life, I was an orphan. Later, I was adopted by a secret organisation and was trained to be as the most deadly assassin in the underworld. I killed thousands, massacred hundreds of families and clans and completed tens of suicide missions where I looked into the abyss of death several times but somehow I managed to come alive.

It was fun looking at it as it looked at me with pure rage.

My life slowly became boring as it was just killing, seducing the target's wife, daughter, sister or mother to spit out information or f*cking any women that I found on the street for some stress-relieving.

This is when I came in contact with ACG (Anime, Comic, Games) that completely changed my life. I started loving it along with some novels and fanfictions.

After that my life was not as boring as before as when I came into one of my temporary bases after completing a mission, I always used to enjoy them for hours.

I even used to read some manga in the middle of a mission when there was no action going on.

But as everyone says 'Death waits for no one' and I even made fun of death.

I died.....

By a freaking virus in one of my missions in

China...

Corona Virus

After that my soul came into this same space that I am now and I was reincarnated as one of the Creation Gods in the Chaos Dimension.

I read and saw many isekai anime and novels in my past life, so I was not that confused appearing into this unknown world as I knew that I was isekai-ed by Corona-kun.

But I have a regret that I was not isekai-ed into one of my favourite novel or anime like Naruto, Fairy Tail or Dragon Ball Z as I would have taken full advantage of my future knowledge and lived a fulfilling life.

Instead, I was isekai-ed in a f*cking Wuxia novel which I have never read.

Now, this is what is called a satisfying isekai fanfic.

I would have not minded being isekai-ed into MGA, Martial World, Dragon-Marked War

God, etc as I have read them but this...

*sigh*

I didn't know which Wuxia world I was in, as there was a freaking ton of them in my past life and after reading five or so of them, I threw them in the trash as I got to know that almost all of them are the same.

It was a total waste of time as almost every one of them had the same world background and they were predictable for the most part.

So, I lost my interest in them...

I think because of this I died in China or maybe China killed me...

F*cking Corona, there was a new episode of Fate/ Grand Order the next day...

At least I was OP the moment I was isekai-ed, I was a God.

One of the 9 Creation Gods.

And on top of that, I could control Time, Space and Reality which made me even more OP.

I was one of the best examples of 'Broken Character'.

I didn't have a 'System' like any other traditional isekai novel which made me even happier as I don't want to be that b*tch's slave.

But there was a problem here, as I was OP from the start, I didn't have any life goal and as I was immortal and can live till the end of time, I didn't know what to do.

I didn't want to join any faction as I had enough of working for others and wanted to have a peaceful and relaxing life.

I know that it was almost funny for someone to have a peaceful and relaxing life in a Wuxia world but who am I...

A freaking 'God' who can control Time, Space and the most broken...Reality.

But, everyone knows Wuxia right even if you don't eat anything, sh*t will still come to you...

So, some stupid young masters came...

Some realm kings came...

Some Sect masters came...

And some True Gods came...

Even these 'Gods' are like that, so what can we expect from these 'mortals'.

I didn't show my face to any of the 'mortals' (as this was what those 8 Creation Gods used to call them after they created them) for tens of thousands of years. So, they didn't know me.

So, the outcome was they annoyed me and they died, without even them knowing, together with their worlds down to ashes.

Didn't want any Wuxia revenge cliche happening...

That's all.

But, after living for about a million years or so just relaxing and training cuz even if I am in a vacation I don't want to be rusty together with experimenting with my powers, I quickly became bored.

I travelled every corner of the Chaos Dimension, learning new things, eating new cuisines, meeting new people and discovering new wonders of this world that there was nothing left...

There was not a single place that I didn't know of...

Heck! I even remember the '3 sizes' of every woman I met and slept with...

(A/N: Just kidding, who the heck remembers that!)

So, I did what every reincarnator would do...

I started a war...

An inter-universal war...

Which turned out to be quite fun...

I fought against all the factions, including the strongest ones i.e., God Clan and Devil.

I even fought against all the Creation Gods and...

I won...

I don't know what these idiots were doing for the last million years...

Their battle sense was trash!

I think that the 'God' word went to their head and made them think that they were invincible...

The war went for about 10000 years or so and when finished the Chaos Dimension turned into a complete mess...

Millions of Star Realms were destroyed without a trace and more than 70% of the population went to the afterlife...

I didn't care about that. The thing that I care about is that as the war was finished it will again start to become boring...

Immortal life sometimes sucks *sigh*

I thought to again start a war to relieve my boredom but decided against it...

Don't want to become the reason for the extinction of life from the Chaos Dimension right?

Or not...

So, to relieve my boredom I began studying about the path of cultivation more...

I can say that during my vacation, I learned tons of things...

I can say that currently, I was the most knowledgeable person in the whole Chaos Dimension...

But learning more was not a sin right?

I knew that being the most powerful person in the world was still not enough...

I know that I am an immortal but that's all...

I am neither omnipotent nor omnipresent...

I can still die from the stab of a knife...

Wait, why the hell am I comparing a stupid knife with me?!

I didn't even know what was in the centre of the Chaos Dimension of Absolute Beginning...

I don't want to die by turning into nothingness...that horrible.

So, I continued my research for about a billion years or so and found a lot of things...

First of all, I continued my training until now, I invented new skills and weapons every day from primordial energy powered automatic toothbrush to a freaking western toilet with a flush even though I do not need to sh*t now but still we never know and I am very proud of it.

I was almost reaching the peak of the Creation God Realm and my hand-to-hand combat and weapon master skills have reached to the level that I could never think of getting in my past life.

Even though being an Immortal is boring but at least I can say that there was are tons of things for me to learn in this world to keep me curious.

But the most interesting thing that I found was a new law i.e., 'Law of Nothingness' which states that 'Nothing was Everything'.

Before I thought it as complete bullsh*t...

But it became meaningful when I had s*x with a woman who possessed the legendary Nine Profound Exquisite Body and gained a small world inside of me.

I never thought that the two small pieces of black jade that I picked up during my vacation as I thought that they were special!!

No! special is too short...

They were legendary!

They glowed when I started reading them and then I met the most beautiful woman I ever saw in my life (even more than Li Suo and Jie Yuan) in a spiritual space. She started speaking to me some sentences which were hard for me to comprehend but I tried to remember all of them so that I could try to understand them in the future as I knew that I will earn a huge profit from them.

The figure of that woman was too realistic to even for me who had lived more than a billion years that I thought that she was alive.

I never thought that my so-called 'mother' who died through suicide, left such an OP inheritance.

But there was a problem, there were 3 fragments and I had 2.

So, I started looking around every corner of the Chaos Dimension to find the last one and like that 4 billion years passed away...

Even after these many years, I failed to find it...

I didn't know where did my 'mother' hide it as I searched everywhere...

I even thought that she threw it outside the wall of the Chaos DImension to save the world if it fell into the wrong hands as if it was me I really would have that as who the hell would let someone learn such an OP power completely that can destroy a world...

But...Nah

It's impossible as even if she breaks the wall which was as hard as tungsten (Just comparing to Earth's hardest metal), the Chaos energy outside the world as according to the records written by her before she did suicide, will surely kill her...

That means the last piece was in a place where I could never think of...

But, I gained a lot of things during these years...

First of all, I reached the very peak of the Creation God realm...

Second, I have completely comprehended the 2 black jade fragments and learned the 'Law of Nothingness'. I was right, I got an insane amount of profit comprehending them. I felt complete for some reason when I fully comprehended it but still, it was incomplete.

So, as the 2 black jades were completely useless to me now, I threw them somewhere some years back.

(A/N: For him 'some years back' means thousands or maybe millions of years back because remember he is an immortal and he lived more than 5 billion years. So, for him a thousand years are like a single day.)

Third, I think that I could finally break through to the Ancestral God realm but still after learning the 'Law of Nothingness' I started to feel that something was wrong...no...something was very wrong.

It was the first time I felt like this after coming to this world and I don't like this feeling.

But the excitement of finally able to break through to the Ancestral God Realm suppressed that feeling and I started to cultivate in one of my secret bases.

And then I died...

Now lets come to the present...

Really for F*ck Sake!!! I worked hard for more than 5 billion years to find a way for me to break through to my 'Dream' Realm and somehow I freaking died!!

*Deep Breath*

I took a deep breath with my non-existent nose to calm down my anger.

I am feeling like sh*t right now as everything I have done before my death became nil. Every sweat I have dropped, every precious second I have spent in my research making new skills and perfecting my fighting style became useless.

'Heh'

I feel like a fool right now and I died in the most pathetic way possible in cultivation world...

Not even knowing who or what killed me...

'Tch'

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(3rd Person POV)

As our family-friendly Creation God was going on with his monologue, thinking about his past regrets. He forgot that for someone who stepped into the 'Way of the Gods', their souls can't pass through the Samsara Cycle to reincarnate as their souls are erased into nothingness after death. But he is completely fine even though he is in his soul form...

But suddenly the dark world started vibrating which didn't go unnoticed by our lovely Creation God which made him sigh in regret as he decided to ignore it and continued his monologue because he knows that sometimes it is better to not ask any questions knowing that the answers are out of our league.

The vibrating became stronger and stronger as our handsome Creation God was still doing his monologue without minding the 10.9 magnitude quake going on around the dark world.

But suddenly the earthquake stopped and a force started pulling our smart Creation God towards an unknown direction which was again ignored by him as he was still going on with his monologue.

He was floating, floating, floating, floating and floating...

Thousands of 'floating' which felt like years even for the author as our much-missed Creation God reached a certain hole in the dark world, who was still doing his monologue.

When he reached the border of the hole, our gangster Creation God came out of his monologue and looked outside the hole.

'Oh, this is new.' He said in surprise as the last time he came here before reincarnating, he just vanished after staying for some minutes or so and he didn't see this!!

In the outside of the hole, he saw a beautiful blue world full of rainbows and unicorns (My dear pony) running over it as there was no ground and was only a blue abyss which made him sweat a bit.

He didn't mind the unicorns as he saw many creatures which were just imagination in his past-past life exist in his past life such as tentacle monsters.

Suddenly, the dark world again started vibrating which earned another sigh from our 'flat' Creation God as he decided to ignore it and continue his monologue...

The force again sated acting on him as he started floating backwards,

When he reached at least 10 metres away from the hole, he stopped.

And then...

*BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!*

Our sexy Creation God was thrown out of the hole into the world of Unicorns and rainbows as he started falling into the blue abyss.

He came out of his monologue in shock as he could swear that someone kicked his *ss...no the world itself kicked his *ss out of the hole into this new world as his butt cheeks hurt like hell.

He was about to shout out his grievances to that stupid world who kicked his *ss 'to be gentle' but could not as lost his consciousness...

(A/N: I can 100% guarantee you that he is not an M.)

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