1 Meet Jeff

Meet Jeff.

Jeff is a squirrel.

Jeff is a squirrel who's life is about to change.

Right now Jeff is looking for a nut to bury to prepare for winter. His red fur is helping him to blend into the surrounding area with ease. Here we see that Jeff has found a nut. Jeff finds a spot to bury it. Jeff buries it. Jeff has found a dog. Curious, Jeff follows the dog and its owner. However, the perceptive dog soon notices Jeff and starts barking as only a chihuahua can bark, sending Jeff scurrying up a tree like a normal squirrel. But Jeff will not be a normal squirrel for long now and that dog will not be a normal dog. In fact, that is a rare dog that is part squirrel. However, it is such an oddity that no one would ever think it relates the squirrel it is now barking at. Back to Jeff. Now Jeff is alone in the tree without his half-sister. In the tree Jeff finds a fruit. Hungry, Jeff eat- hey wait. I was kidding when I said Jeff's life was about to change. Director? Director I was not paid to narrate a squirrel eating a fruit and then suddenly disappear. Director! Sir where is the director? Not here? How do I get to her? What's a fourth wall and why do I have to break it?

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