1 Chapter One: Sapped Away

Staring out his window, a 24 year old shell of his former self, Alistair looks out his window. His will to live wavering on Deaths finger.

Seven years ago Alistair went to school, like every other day he gets up get breakfast go to school, and sleep the cycle continues, nothing more nothing less a pointless life. Well there was a few things keeping him sane. He met a girl, Sidney Tucker.

She held many similar interest to Alistair. She was in love with anime and loved exotic foods. So eventually he grew romantic interest in her, Imagine the amount of time he watched hentai to get his mind off her. But all good things come to a stop, a ending. His greatest mistake started as his greatest desire.

Classes stared everything was not out of the ordinary until he realized his crush was not in any of his classed. Hmm he wondered if she was still watching food wars that Alistair himself recommended.

(Authors sama notes: I think its best to mention now that this was the first girl he talked to other than his teaches and family members, you will also probably be seeing a few more Author sama notes.)

"YOOO!!!!", said a familiar boy. He was muscular, had a handsome face, and best of all he was tall, a real woman's killer. Though Alistair was handsome himself he was a bit malnourished from watching anime all day everyday.

"Alice, Urgent news from HQ" said this the mystery kid, Alice was Alistair's nickname but he was never to fond of it.

"Response granted lieutenant, proceed, Alistair commanded Nathan though in a not so serious way. But he got serious when he noticed Nathan had a straight face. Usually Nathan always laughed at that.

"How to put this in the most appropriate way possible, Sidney was ran over by a truck." Nathan said with the straightest face, but the face Alice made scared him half to death. A sadistic and sinister smile shown on Alistair. Alistair eyes dilated, his whole reason for putting up with his measly life was sapped away in a instant.

He ran and ran. Not caring if his legs hurt, tears shown through his nasty expression on his face. Regret, sadness, anger, constant pain erupted in his head. He ran home, locked his room and stayed there for fourteen days and fourteen nights laughing and crying uncontrollably.

Seven years later he still haven't forgotten the feeling of losing someone he loved.

"Seems like the gods fated me to fail", he thought chucking while looking at the window, still holding on to the only sanity he had left. His whole life he lived in his 13 year old sisters shadow, his own parents thought him to be a stain in the family. And that tick that produced on his face never left him it cause paid suffering and names to be placed on him. Devil, demon, and Akuma, but that all left the minute he lost his sanity

All that did not matter to him until it hit. You can say humans are evil incarnated but Alistair thought it was just human nature to do so, but even then his hate was slowly eating away at him.

Seven years is what it took to make him flip his switch. This shell of a man was prepared to end it all in a moment.

Ha, I'm a weakling, seven years to mentally prepare my self for this, unfortunate." yelled Alistair at the night sky. Ready to commit Sudoku or suicide at the blink of a eye.

Just as he was about to jump of a bridge he found himself drawn to a o so familiar scene. A lolicon, a truck, and a isekai anime. He he can practically hear the theme song ringing in his ear. A sinister and sadistic smile appeared on his face he might have just regained his sanity.

"I'm not that old to have hope maybe..." he thought. He didn't have much time to think though the truck was going excessive speeds. He jumped and he undoubtedly died. What is sad is the truck veered off course as he was jumping and hit face first into the truck. A fitting end for a shameless man child.