1 Cresent Moon Village (Part I)

At 1pm precisely, Li Zian laid out the cooling mat and set the fan to a good speed, just so that he felt really good, then he took his flip-flops off his feet and lay down comfortably.

The smoke from the mosquito incense was floating in the air, forming a Ganja smoke car party, it was perfumed with the scent of a goddess's pussy...hmmm...repellent to mosquitoes and soothing to his second brain.

He was a poorly understood son-in-law, but above all a superfluous mountain son-in-law.

But even if he's a son-in-law who lives in the mountains, he's entitled to a little ritual of personal pleasure.

His philosophy of life was very simple: follow the current of life and be content with what you have. But hey...we all know it, sex reigns above all.

One minute later, Li Zian's nostrils were snoring evenly, with a faint smile on his lips, his cock erect, clearly having a banal dream.

In his dream, he turned into a fish, crouching in the water, trying to penetrate a marine oyster, but the oyster didn't open up to him, and even though it did, he noticed that the sex of the fish was tiny or even more non existant, so he began to watch an aquatic plant floating in front of him.

Knock, knock, knock!

Suddenly someone knocked on the door.

Li Zian heard it, but instead of getting up to open the door, his reaction was to turn around with his back to the door, and say to himself: "She's fucking breaking my old skin, my dick's on fire, do you think I'm going to come in front of you and wiggle it like an lobster?"

"Zian, it's two o'clock and you're still asleep?"

That was the voice of his wife's grandmother, Lin Shengnan.

His wife Yu Meilin worked for years and only came back one day a year for Lin Shengnan's birthday. So he and Lin Shengnan were the only ones living in the Yu family's ancestral home in this Crescent Moon village.

"One day I'm really going to end up banging that old lady's ass...yuck...there's really no way, damn it, imagine her soft ass and her pussy drooling like an old goat..." Li zian thought, two fingers away from vomiting.

"Zian, the water in the pond has been cut off, the fish are going to die in this heat with no running water, so hurry up and see what's going on," said Lin Shengnan.

"Water, water, water my ass, your fish assholes can't even make love, in their place, not having water would be a blessing..." Li Zian sneered while remembering his dream.

Li Zian opened his sleeping eyes, yawned, and said "Oh, I'm coming"...

"...old biquette." Li Zian whispered.

He got out of the carpet, put on his flip-flops and went to open the door. After of course shaking his dick slightly so that it came down from the cloud.

A white-haired old hag stood on the threshold of the door, holding a lead cane in her hand, despite her appearance, she had a strong precense.

The old hag was called Lin Shengnan.

Li Zian couldn't stop imagining what the old woman could do with her cane, apart from walking on it. Once, he noticed a sticky liquid at the end of her cane...probably a carrier pigeon taking a dump.

Li Zian had been a member of Yu's family for four years and had only met Yu Meilin five times in total. They married but only saw each other about once a year, on Lin Shengnan's birthday. He didn't even touch her once.

Yu Meilin gives money to Lin Shengnan every year to support the family's expenses, but Li Zian once offered to go to work with her, but she wouldn't let him, so she just let him grow vegetables and other food for the family, mainly to take care of her grandmother.

But because of this, he became a man considered by the villagers as a wimp, a soft being.

He felt he was a disgrace to his fellow villagers who ate soft food.

Luckily there was only soft food...if they had the inconsiderable wealth of Li Zian's family jewelry, the fountains of youth of the young lady would never stop flowing...

It wasn't like Li Zian to brag about such an asset.

Other people live in luxury houses and cars, wear gold and silver, and live with good food and an inconsiderable number of different drinks, but he, a man who eats soft food, of course I'm not talking about the soft little rod in the neighborhood, has to plant and grow vegetables in order to serve this adorable old woman who was an expert in creating homing pigeon excretion.

But he doesn't care, he's comfortable with his instense scent incense.

Two seconds later, Lin Shengnan started to annoy him: "Couldn't you be a little more productive in the life of a young wanker? Don't you want to have your own business? Instead of sleeping all day and reading useless books?"

Li Zian in a state of shock, thought: "Oh shit, she saw me in an experimental practice, tsshhh, I just wanted to water a plant with my sperm to see what we can get, I am sure that soon this plant will become a legendary plant."

Of course, Li Zian would never explain it, and finally said, "What business?"

Lin Shengnan choked on the words and rolled his eyes.

Li Zian's heart overflowed with bitterness.

Yu Meilin had forced that old woman on him, how could he do anything with a pot of glue, who's going to take care of her if he wasn't there anymore.

The books he had read these last four years could be useful to him, English, cooking, planting, carpentry, how to bring down a grandmother and of course the legendary Celestial Kamasutra, but he had not had the opportunity to use them every day he was hiding in this mountain village.

Now that Li Zian thinks about it: "Maybe it's because of the book that I had this short idea to fuck the old lady...AHHHH...but what a shitty idea I can have. But it didn't look disgusting the liquid on her cane...."

"Has the water in the pond been cut off?" Li Zian felt he had to make sure.

Lin Shengnan waved impatiently: "If you think so, get off your ass and see what happens to the pond water. If my fish die, I'll settle the score with you".

"If I'm not the first to settle the score with you..." Li Zian thought quietly...

Li Zian yawned and walked towards the garden.

Lin Shengnan looked at Li Zian's slender back and sighed, "What's the point of being handsome, I really shouldn't have married Meilin to that kid, all because of all that family bullshit..."

"Oh my little fishes, my little oyster needs your care." You could see a little drop along Lin Shengnan's leg.

Li Zian heard only the first part, but his heart didn't waver an inch.

Because he was handsome, he agreed.

That's probably why Yu Meilin was interested in him at first. She wasn't aware of Li Zian's ancestral trump card, an asset that would surely bring her back more than once a year.

Crescent Moon Village Yanjo Wu didn't get this nickname for nothing, it was strength.

The pond was in the yard and there were koi carp, which Lin Shengnan, as far as we know, liked to feed in the kiosk by the pond.

We don't know what she fed them, but in any case the koi were very obedient and very energetic. But the strange thing, was their look or rather the place where the Koi had their eyes fixed, towards the bottom of the old woman's abdomen. The Koi surely have the ability to see ancestral energys such as the Dantian Qi.

The pond was really cut off.