Lord! Thank You!
[The heretics claimed Lord was dead! Forgetting Lord is immortal!]
A headline flashed on the portal.
[Thankfully, with the miracle he performed in front of heretics, they would never dare make such claims!]
The people reading the sub-heading were confused about what sort of miracle he performed. Caught by the clickbait headline, they opened the post.
As they started reading the post, they were dumbstruck from shock. The post was actually epic poetry, praising Lord and his miracles.
It wasn't too complex and most of them understood its meaning when they checked the blurred photos at the end of the post.
"Damnit! This is called performing miracle?!" A youngster shouted in front of his girlfriend.
The photo had blurred faces and body parts, only showing Kiba's face as he performed "miracles" on multiple women!
"Well, it should be!" The girlfriend nodded, her eyes glittering. "See the number of women!"