Don't take this book serious, I just felt it would be quite fun to write. Kim Jong Un (named after the supreme leader by his crazy parents) is everything you don't want to be. He is a NEET, Socially awkward, very overweight and considered a simp by many people. One day whilst he was donating his paycheck to a titty streamer; an ad covered his screen. - THE SIMP APP DOWNLOAD BEFORE THE GAME IS DELETED FOREVER - -10,9,8...- "Fine, damnit ill download your shitty app"