32 Luna's Corne 5:
It's Luna's Corner ^.^
I'm your host Luna the lovely and cute intergalactic idol.
Guess who's back!
"I come in peace."
It's Ultrabot Yeay XD
"Waah! Waah! Minibot requires nutrition. Waah! Waah!"
(Ultrabot shoves a baby bottle filled with machine oil into Minibot's "mouth")
Suck* Suck*
And he's together with his baby.
Aren't you a cute little scrap metal! Oh yes you are! (pats Minibot's "head")
"Waah! Waah! Stranger Alert! Waah! Waah!"
(Ultrabot puts minibot away from Luna and growls at her like an angry dog)
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr!"
Okay...
Now moving on to the first topic of the day.
Drum roll please!
Dum* Dum* Dum* Dum*
Free Mafia Yeay XD
Ultrabot do you know what a Free Mafia is?
"They are super heroes."
No Ultrabot they're Mafias.
"Super heroes."
No Mafias.
"Super heroes!"
Mafias!
"SUPER HEROES!"
MAFIAS >_<
"SUUUPEEER HEEEROOOOES!"
"Waah! Waah! Mommy is scary. Waah! Waah!"
(Ultrabot brings out a baby rattle and calms minibot down)
Rattle* Rattle*
Ehem! Free Mafia is an intergalactic Mafia that keeps galaxies in peace and harmony.
"They are super heroes!"
Not exactly Ultrabot but they do what super heroes do like fighting crime, assassinating corrupt leaders, fighting other space mafia and doing charity works like feeding program.
"They are super heroes!"
Alright Ultrabot you win >_<
Anyway! In all the space Mafia, only the Free Mafia is not in the list of criminal organizations in the S.B.I. and S.I.A.
Isn't that great ^_^
Huh? That was supposed to be a secret?
Oops! Teehee :p
Anyway speaking about the Free Mafia, I've received a package from them recently.
Guess what's inside the package.
"..."
"..."
It's a Gun Yeay XD
"..."
"..."
What? You don't believe me?
Here I'll show you. (Takes out a black handgun)
See it's real ^_^
"..."
"..."
Still don't believe me?
Want me to fire the gun to see if it's real?
Huh? If I do that the show will be suspended?
Alright! (Puts the handgun away)
Moving on to the second topic of the day.
Drum roll please!
Dum* Dum* Dum* Dum*
Spaceball Yeay XD
Ultrabot do you know what Spaceball is?
"Spaceball is Spaceball."
Okay...
Ehem! Spaceball is a sport where you use maglev skates to move around the stadium while trying to bring the ball to the enemy's goal and attacking each other with atomic synthesis.
"Spaceball is Spaceball."
That's right and it's also cool ^_^
Speaking about Spaceball, I used to watch Spaceball matches on T.V. with my family and the one who always get so worked up is my brother. Every time he sees them attacking each other with atomic synthesis, his eyes sparkles. Because of that he asked mom to teach him atomic synthesis.
He really loves Spaceball ^_^
"He loves atomic synthesis."
He loves Spaceball.
"Atomic Synthesis!"
SPACEBALL >_<
"ATOMIC SYNTHESIS!"
SPAAAAAAAACEBAAAL!!!
"Waah! Waah! The stranger is scary. Waah! Waah!"
(Ultrabot takes out the baby rattle and calms Minibot down)
Rattle* Rattle*
Anyway! Moving on to the third topic of the day.
Drum roll please!
Dum* Dum* Dum* Dum*
MBP 16 Yeay XD
You probably all know what this thing is judging by the name and the picture that is being displayed on your T.V. screens.
If not I'll tell you what it is.
It's a gun Yeay XD
I just love guns!
"Gun freak!"
Anyway! MBP 16 also known as Machine Beam Pistol 16 is a sub machinegun that shoots out laser- I mean particle beams instead of bullets. Although it's not as powerful as guns that uses bullets, it has a lot of ammo compared to them since it's using the energy of the battery pack to shoot out beams.
In other words the MBP 16 is just like a cell phone ^_^
"No it is not"
Yes it is!
"No it is not! "
YES IT IS >_<
"IT IS NOT!"
IIIIIIIIIT IIIIIIIIS!
"Waah! Waah! Minibot says it is. Waah! Waah!"
Why thank you Minibot!
(Ultrabot spanks Minibot)
Clank* Clank*
"Waah! Waah! "Minibot has repented. Waah! Waah!"
Moving on to our fourth topic of the day.
Drum roll please!
Dum* Dum* Dum* Dum*
Partibram Yeay XD
Partibram is the shorter version of Particle Beam Hologram. Partibram is a 3D media display that uses particle beam to produce images. The difference of a Partibram and a hologram is that you can actually touch it although you might get electrocuted if you do.
That's why they ban it for public use and only military facilities are allowed to use it for their training.
We have one in our house and I tried attacking it once with a meter stick.
Guess what happens next.
"..."
"..."
It exploded ^_^
"Kaboom*"
That was so cool!
Now moving on to our last topic of the day.
Drum roll please!
Dum* Dum* Dum* Dum*
Crystalium Bun Yeay XD
Crystalium Bun is one of the most disgusting food I've ever tasted even though it looks like a yummy gumi candy.
"Vomiting*"
Anyway! Crystalium Bun is made out of Crystalium flour that comes from Crystalium wheat that grows on the planet Glassheim. They say that Crystalium Bun has a lot of vitamins and minerals for an essential diet but that doesn't change the fact that it's yucky.
"Vomiting*"
That is all for-
Huh? I have to explain what Glassheim is?
Alright! No biggie!
Ehem! Glassheim is a planet from the Nordian galaxy. It is a planet where everything looks like glass or crystal.
That's where it gets it's name Glassheim from the word glass.
Get it?
Now that's all for today.
See you next time!
Bye bye ((\^_^/))
"Waah! Waah! It's over! Waah! Waah!"
"Shaddap!"
(Ultrabot spanks Minibot)
Clank* Clank*
