14 i'm not jealous but

*goes to check my shitpost book*

oh lit 4,000 views

*goes to check my friend's shitpost book*

{{{26K VIEWS}}}

*le epically falls out of non-$399 chair because I CAN'T DO THISSSSSS*

i guess there's a reason why she's the shitpost author amirite

FIRE AND BLOOD BITCHES