I'm ace at sex anatomy, a master of conception
A nameless pimp who's skilled at making life
But still I sense a gremlin in her figure of perfection
She clearly has once gone under the knife
Let's see, it's boobies, clit and ass and oh my God she's got a penis
I wonder what she'll do if I can stay
Then she bends him right back over and she starts to--oh, sweet Jesus
And fucks the shit out of him straight away
I try to keep a focused mind and a steady hand (Ooh, keep focused, ooh, keep steady)
But my brain is thinking "damn, I can't believe she's a man"
Oh, pornography
What have you done to me
Now SafeSearch never controls my heart
Oh, pornography
Why won't you leave me be?
Why won't you clean the stains, take me back to the start
Because that's fucking hot