The Pen Heist

Bonnor MbAlister, the real the original deadpool, was not just knife proof thanks to the bullet proof vest he was wearing, and bullet proof thanks to the knife proof vest he was wearing, and strong due to him drinking milk, obtaining plenty of calcium for proper bone growth and strengthening, and wise from scrolling through Pinterest for 69 years with no distractions, and fast because of his special running trainer shoes that bounced whenever he took a step, augmenting the strength of his strong legs' strong bones, and good at driving pickup trucks thanks to his special redneck style haircut, and also the real and original deadpool thanks to his Deadpool costume, but was also invisible because his mum works in the RAF (Royal Airforce) and was picked to test out an invisibility helmet, which bonnor MbAlister, the real the original deadpool, stole with evil intentions...

"I can do anything now, hehehe," he laughed evilly. What evil, despicable acts will he perform using this invisibility helmet?

Bonnor MbAlister used the speed of his bouncy trainers to run to school while being invisible! He looked to the left and right like a truly evil person before carrying out his disgusting misdeeds.

"Hehehe." he laughed as he stole Jos Cot's pen!

"Hm where is my pen located?" Jos cot scratched his greasy hair in confusion but hacked a pen into reality to write with anyway. Seeing this, Bonnor MbAlister laughed in evil delight, knowing that he inconvenienced Jos cot for 2 seconds and has already obtained a pen! He ran off to another classroom in glee.

He ended up in I.T. class where he found many students working on computers? "Hmm, I can't steal a computer!" Bonnor MbAlister acted like he would after being told off by a teacher saying, "fck...sht...god..." and stormed off like a sir angered by not being dapper!

Bonnor Baluster swung open the door to the art classroom, to which Mr benny said "what's all that about?" He wondered why the real the original deadpool who was invisible was so angry but didn't wonder that because he couldn't see him in the first place.

bonnor MbAlister began to cry as he saw the beautiful classroom in front of him. Pens on the table, pens in the cupboards and pens...in reec's pocket!

"I've got the goldmine." bonnor MbAlister creeped up to reec aloe veras pen filled pocket that had an estimated magnitude of 69 pens and did a quick prayer to God to thank Him for the meal.

Unfortunately, for bonnor MbAlister, miss sagwell quickly saw through bonnor MbAlister a invisibility through the power of historical education and told him off, to which bonnor MbAlister folded his arms and said under his breath, "fck...sht...goddmn...fckn bch..." Poor Bonnor MbAlister you'll get the pens next time!