Reec's New Fone

Jos cot and reec left the Scrummy Bummy company in a sad mood they were milking their eyes as they returned to curry's pc World leaving behind bathtub boy to contemplate on his own.

They crossed over a bridge and jumped off and played noughts and crosses and ate many tuna sweetcorn sandwiches which made jos cot die!

He laff come say "stop being a git" say "can you not" he say "reec why you're eating so slow xDD" and he pees and eats the sandwich in 0 seconds. Reec is confused by this so he slap and smack jos and jos laff.

When they get to curry's pc World jos cot begins to cry say "omfg why are the new parts not out yet" he Cries and dies and dyes his hair bloo and cuts his arteries cos he cannot make a super mega computer since there's no special parts out what a wasted trip he dies.

Meanwhile reec is wondering hmm I pee hmm yes and he see the benefits of having a device like jos Cot's he sees a fone called the ifone foh and bought it but it cracked after it was met with oxygen wow how fragile smh he buys a solar system esfoh instead and downloads bapchat on it now he impregnate sandwiches!

This when jos cot come over come say "take off your clothes" say "condescending" say "wow nice fone reec" and he uploads the legendary Google earth into the fone which means reec won't get lost as long as he gets a succalite signal this will be useful when jos cot takes out his golden compass clocc.