CHapter 1 end of the end times I think

It was day 1 of the invason I heared them they were looking for my bling I was able to catch a glimpse through a crack in the floor i saw their shining red armour and gun there was a whole batalion out there. I had no way of escape the only way to surivive was to fight my way out. I took out my good ol trusty RCL pistol i wrapped tape around my body and got ready to fight. as they came barging in i hit them BING BING I got both of them but there was more floodig In breath slowly and in ,it was TIME. now you must be wonderfing how I got in this situation and oh boy is it a long story

==24 hours before invasion== Hey my name is Kevin and i'm a normal person(40 percent mongolain 50 percent albanian 20 percent unknown) well i would of been normal if i didnt have the bling now you must be wondering what the bling is. It is a weapon that only the chosen can use and how I have it? I have no idea. Anyways sadly is that I can't use it because i was wasn't part of the chosen only a luckey few get to be chosen by the RCL gods like tayseri vaktus and my favorite idol Gard 1 bas he is my dream boy cause he only appear in my dreams (and when he appear in my dreams oh does it get wild) my entire room is filled with his quotes and posters he truly is handsome and dashing too. hes just truly too perfect although i heard hes been in a few scandals and been with multiple people. but it ok he still my only one wonderboy ( wish he call be big chocolate too) anyways I work at subway and make sandwichs. while i was walking to work i talked to my friend(singular) Tom he's a good guy ive been friends with him for 3 months now a new record. we talked about random things he kinda gets weirded out by my gard 1 bas obsession but he looks past that cause hes a good friend. lately hes been trying to get me to try his products. some weird white powder says it helps the body adapt to any situation anyways i politely refused and i got to work. so i made bunch of sandwich. and after that i went home. today was like any day boring bland and nothing to do but admire the gard 1 bas posters in my room. but if only i knew that tomorrow would be the start of the end times i would of admired them more when i woke up everything was in chaos people screaming and kiling each other. weird ships in the sky destroying everything in sight it felt like a feverdream.

==Now== I heard them they were coming and they were screaming at each other to heal and pocket. I did not understand what they were talking about but what i did understand was that I was going to take down a few at least before i go down. I screamed with all my might "GRRRRRR" and broke through the wall and shot them the surprise factor gave me a few seconds to shoot down a couple. but the rest came in and shot me. this was the first time i got shot i screamed at the sight of blood they took this opportunity to put cuffs on me, this was it. this was where I was going to to die. they were screaming at me asking me where the sacrared weapon was. I didn't answer and kept quiet. because jokes on them I WAS THE BLING yes thats right i was the weapon and they didnt know. if they killed me they would lose the weapon. they realized that it was pointless and that i wasnt going to talk so they put a gun on my head.my life was short but i was happy and i had no regrets. as i saw his finger slowly pulling on the trigger. their was a big explosion in the background gunshots everywhere, heads flying , gun beams obliterating everyone in sight, and just like that as if time slowed down just so i can admire the beauty of HIM. Gard 1 bas came to my rescue his beautiful hair and grey skin oh did i want to touch them he without even looking shot down the rest of them with pure accuracy and skill and elegancy. he kneeled dxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxown to me asking if i was okay. and as soon as i said "yes" i passed out from the amount of dopamine rushing into my brain.