1 Prologue

February 18th. A day like any other… well, not exactly.

Currently, Marie was going through the excruciating pain of childbirth while her husband Joel held her hand. The minutes felt like hours… yet she pushed and pushed until finally…

"Congratulations! It's a boy!"

Of course, they already knew this, they had done ultrasounds and identified the gender long ago, but it seems like whenever a baby is delivered, the doctor just has to proclaim "It's a *insert gender here*!" like it was a complete surprise.

Anyways, usually this is the part where the doctor hands Marie her baby and the whole family shares a touching moment or something.

…Well that didn't exactly go to plan.

"Rejoice. For a god has descended right before your eyes."

The baby started speaking in a haughty manner, despite the fact that it was just born appropriately 50 seconds ago. Oh yeah, it was floating too.

Now Marie, being the cool, calm woman that she was, reacted in a manner most befitting that moniker.

"WHAT?!"

…Or maybe not.

It was going to be a long day for all of them.

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