1 The rebirth

Chad Thundercock was a great man in the eyes of everyone, being 45, standing at 6'4 and slicked back white hair and the most handsome chad features you could think of.

Chad was sitting in a giant gold office of one of his giant conglomerates looking at the cool police straight in the eye while they stared right back at him, Chad had his feet kicked up on his golden desk and leaning back with his hands behind his head with a smug smile on his face(A real chad).

"Chad you're coolness levels have gone too far and must be terminated for the survival of planet Earth," the ten cool police said in tandem yelling at Chad.

Chad sighed and got up from his chair to walk over to his office window that stood almost as high as the clouds, he stared down at the people who looked like ants.

"I knew this moment would come, I have done so much for this world, I stopped climate change I solved global hunger, I caused world peace, stopped racism and raised the minimum wage" chad sighed as he said these words.

"Before you pull you're cool triggers please tell my kids I love them and to try to make the world a better place" Chad let one tear go down his face as he finished his little speech.

Chad in fact had hundreds of kids around the world, he had a bad habit of sleeping with women, he even had a woman under the desk that was blowing him before the cool police barged in.

Before Chad was a chad he was a baby born in poverty and both his parents died before he knew them, but this never stopped his warpath to the top, but he knew this warpath was just too cool to get past the cool police (and go into more detail).

Chad closed his eyes and said fire, and as he said that cool bullets flew into his back killing him, but he still stood like an absolute chad which made the entire cool police squad cry to see such a cool and great man fade from this world.

Chad opened his eyes as he felt like the pain stopped, he was in a black room but slowly started being lighted by comets passing by.

A man with long black hair and a long black beard with bright golden eyes with no pupil, he was a giant with only a white cloak covering him.

Chad knew this man well he was the man he would see in his dreams as he went on his warpath and maybe had a hand into him becoming the chad that he is, even though he hated to admit it.

"Chad Thundercock I have been waiting for you because I have a new set path for you, for I am bored and want something to watch while I am god" His voice boomed with celestial pressure.

Chad remembers his words well as heard these words the day he was born.

"God may I ask why is the new path you have set for me"Chad bowed down to the only man he would bow down to because that man is god.

"Oh Chad I wish I could tell but that would ruin the fun for me and my fellow readers, so, seeyaa". God smiled as he snapped his holy fingers, comets all appeared more and more around them.

Chad looked on in awe as this is the first time he's seen something like this, but he started feeling light.

Chad slowly started being lifted into the air until he became a comet himself and got hurled into a planet similar looking to earth till he exploded.

Chad felt warm and cushioned in a very dark place then he remembered this feeling 45 years ago when he was born, but as soon as he realized this he was pushed out into a bright cold room compared to his previous residence.

Chad look around and saw a man assuming it was his new father, who was very handsome, with shining black hair and red eyes, while his mother who held him in her arms who was also beautiful, she had shiny silver hair with dark blue eyes.

In the corner of the wooden room was 3 other women who he assumed was his 2 other sisters and aunt, as the aunt was somewhat similar looking to his father and his sisters looked similar both to his new mother and father.

Chad started crying so it wasn't suspicious to his parents or anyone else in the room, his new mom slowly started lifting him to her breast to suck.

As chad started sucking he heard gibberish in the background, in Chad's mind he smiled deviously about the women he will conquer...

Then he laughed at that funny thought