The heck is the 4th wall?

"THANK YOU"

Then…

THUD

"HELLO!"

"ACK!" avi screeched

It was a familiar purple haired boy.

Kokichi

He appear out the sunroof

"HOW DID YOU GET ON OUR TAXI"

"I dunno!"

"Does anyone have a cross?"

"Here" kiyo gave avi a cross

"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU"

"Ah ha ha! Don't be silly avi"

"Ew...dont say my name like that-"

"BUT AVIIIII"

"STOP THE CAR!"

The car stopped and avi opened to door, and kicked kokichi out

"DRIVE NOW!"

The taxi drove away.

"Well thats was mean"

"SHUSH! I d e s p i s e him"

"It's not our fault you dated him in highschool"

"I...well...wait didn't he kill himself?!"

"What are you even talking about? I could kill him right now." Kiyo said.

"Really?! DO IT N O W"

"But wont the fangirls personally attack you?"carl said

Kiyo wrote down Kokichi's name on his death note.

"3….2….1.."

Kokichi rained down from the sky and broke the windshield.

"WHAT THE FU**?!"

The driver was dead

The car crashed into a truck

"WHY CAN'T WE HAVE ONE SECOND WITHOUT SOMETHING RANDOM HAPPENING"

Idk lol this is fun also this can tastes good

They all teleported back home due to Kiyo's Magic.

"So...seeing chiaki was a bust…"

"YOU GOTTA BE F**KING KIDDING ME DAMN AUTHORS"

"Next time, you should take my suggestions!" avi said

Yeah, i agree! I wanna see how they survive the smash bros universe.

"Why would you do that?!"

Cuz...why not?

"Shut up. It's getting old."

:(

"Anyways, what are we going to do now? Now i'm definitely not going. That was more than 5 minutes."

Kiyo went back into his demon hole.

"We can go through the portal like she wanted"

"Or...i can go to the fire emblem universe by myself...and chill with takumi or sakura…maybe kamui if I'm lucky...or byleth! hehehe….byleth" avi gushed.

"You're coming with us" kiyo said

"Ugh!"

"So how do we open this"

Kiyo cleared his throat and drank kool-aid

"ASINUS ET PRAEDAM ASINUM ET PRAEDAM ASINUM ET PRAEDAM ASINUM ET PRAEDAM ASINUS ET PRAEDAM ASINUM ET PRAEDAM ASINUM ET PRAEDAM ASINUM ET PRAEDAM"

The portal opened

"Did you just say-"

"Yes...yes i did"

"What was the motivation?"

"Hey, I don't make the rules, alright?!"

"I'd like-"

Avi slapped Carl

"I DIDN'T EVEN SAY-"

"Trust me I knew what it was"

"Meanie…"

"Shush!"

"Are we going to see them or not?"

"Fine…"

Carl pushed Avi in

"I'M GONNA SUFFOCATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT AGAINnnnnnn"

"Why are you so stupid?"

"Cuz i am!"

Kiyo sighed

"She's really gonna suffocate you, you know that"

"Yeah…"

Kiyo pushes Carl and jumps in himself.

SPLAT

"OW! THAT HURT!" avi yelled

"You guys are really bad at floating." Kiyo said.

"WELL WE ARENT DEMONS,"

"Im not a demon. Half demon."

"WHATEVER. IT STILL HURT!"

"Well i landed on…. Oh sh**"

"That's a pile of dog crap." Kiyo said.

"HAHA KARMA!" avi said like a child

"De-sgusting. But at least i didn't land on concrete"

"At least someone don't avoid me cuz i stink" avi retaliated

"At least i'm not dead"

Avi looked at her body-

"If im dead how the fu** can you see me-"

They both shrugged

"Damn...I really went korekiyo with this, didn't i? I gotta avoid monokuma, water and salt at all costs-"

"Kiyo can you fix that"

"No. Cause its funny."

"Didnt you just tell me i was stupid for pushing avi down the portal?" carl said

"I pushed you cause I wanted you to die."

"Wait what-" avi and carl said

"Just kidding, I knew you wouldn't die.. That's why I aimed for the clearly...eugh...stinky dog crap."

"3…"

"Why's she counting"

"2…"

"I don't like this!"

"1…!"

Avi had possessed carl

"What is she even gunna d-"

She pulled out carls gun

And made him shoot himself

BANG

SPLAT

CRUNCH

"That is priceless…"

"You can revive him right...i dont wanna get arrested by the ghost police

"Yeah."

Kiyo pours salt water on the floor, takes Avi's and Carls blood and makes a circle.

"A-X-O-L-O-T-L"

They both come back to life.

But as Axolotl's

"PFFFFFFFFFT- HAHAHAHAHAHA" Kiyo laughed.

Blub blub

"I can't understand you!" kiyo continued to laugh

Kiyo rearranges the circle

"NAMUH OT LTOLOXA"

They come back...as humans.

Avi fell asleep

"Why'd she go to sleep?" carl asked

"She's like that sometimes…typical insomniacs.."

"Are we gonna leave her here?"

"..."

"..."

Kiyo pours Shark's Blood on her.

"Get up woman."

"Noooo i got 3 hours of sleep last night"

"You chose to come here. Get up."

"No, you dragged me here! I wanted to chill with takumi and sakura!!"

"Where are we? I forgot already."

"Hope's peak, japan…"

"Oh, right. I have to go murder Monokuma. He's been quite literally in my dreams."

"Did you put him in your death note?"

"Only humans work in the death note. I got something better."

Kiyo pulls out a big mechanical gorilla.

Avi got up

"If you'll excuse me, I have to ambush my husbandos…"

"Don't go anywhere."

"Aw…"

They walked in.

Monokuma leaps up.

"KOREKIYO SHINGUJI!! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGA-"

The mechanical gorilla turns on and starts attacking monokuma.

"Have fun. Stop gettin' in my dreams, ya creep.

Avi fell asleep again

"Aw, she looks like kenma...let's ruin that!"

Monokuma starts yelling.

"Yeah no, we're getting out of here."

"The only time I try to get goddamn sleep…"

Kiyo teleports them out of Hope's Peak.

"We're home. You can sleep whenever you want. Im quite tired myself."

"WE NEED TO GET THE MY CARDS"

"WAIT. we don't need them right now."

"Later i'm tired!" avi said