1 Chapter 1

SCREEE

CRUNCH

BANG

"What is going on out there you two!! I'm trying to read." Kiyo scowled.

"WERE MAKING BREAKFAST….ALSO YOU DONT READ?!" Avi said.

"Yeah man my legs aren't crushed under a bike totally"

"You did it again didnt you"

"Yes please help me"

"Fine ill conjure a spirit or somethin'."

Kiyo took out one of Carl's Cards and conjured a spirit: Angie Yonaga.

It rose causing the apartment to shake and rumble

And then a spirit popped out

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL ME-"

"Shut up. Fix….that."

"MY LEGS ARE IN SERIOUS PAIN"

Yonaga fixed his legs in a second and was holding her hands out, asking for payment.

He began dancing

"MY LEGS ARE BETTER"

"I'M NOT PAYING FOR ANOTHER LEG DAMAGE FEE. GET LOST WITH..Atua or something.."

Yonaga gave him a face and took the rest of Carl's Cards.

"THESE BELONG TO ATUA THEN. COME FETCH"

She disappeared.

Some reason the table as well

"Darn.."

"The only way is to either go through the portal or go to the legendary walgreens that requires a dangerous adventure"

"I say we go to the legend of zelda universe hehehehe"

"I don't wanna go on a crazy adventure with you two nincompoops again. The last time I almost died was to a HOMELESS MAN!" Kiyo said.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT AVI HERE KEEPS CRUSHING MY LEGS WITH HER BIKE, TELL HER TO STOP"

"No's a no. NOTHING is going to change my mind."

"There's a hot chick in the universe"

"Okay only 5 minutes."

Carl got the keys to his dimensional Kia Soul

"I heard that uhh whats her name… Chikia or something.".

"CHIAKI?!"

"Yeah her…"

Kiyo began nose bleeding out his mask

"DAMMIT I JUST CLEANED THE CARPETS KIYO"

Carl slapped him

"WAKE UP"

He did it again

"WAKE UP SIMP"

Avi tapped Carl

"Wait, that's in v2 right…"

"Yeah...why?"

"Oh nothing...just wanna see a little baby gangsta…"

Carl turned

"My cousin CJ?"

"No, fuyuhiko, stupid-"

"Nobody likes your 'Cousin' Cee...cee..j-j- WHATEVER."

"ITS NOT HIS FAULT HIS MOM DIED DUE TO SOME GUY NAMED BIG SMOKE OR WHATEVER"

"...."

"..."

"Oof"

It was a silent ride until they made it there.

KRUUUPPPPPUPUPUP

KREEE

"What the fu-"

"Uhh bad news"

Carl tapped the glitching fuel tank

"The fuel has ran out we need more pieces of bread"

"Screw this."

Avi kicked the car

"DO YOU WANT TO F**KING KILL US?" Kiyo yelled.

"My dad used to kick the car to make it work, and it turned out fine!"

"THE CAR DOESNT_"

It began to glitch and it disappeared

"DAMMIT NOT AGAIN "

Carl looked at Avi

"Would this be a good time to run?"

"You have 5 seconds"

"Okay!"

Avi started to run away

"Welp better find another ride"

Kiyo conjured another spirit.

This time it was….. Tenko Chabushira.

"HIMIKO I LO- wait...WHY THE HELL DID YOU KILL ME-"

"Shut up. Get us to our destination."

"Ugh, fine…"

A taxi fell from the sky

"Thats some weird fairy tale sh** right there-"

"PAYMENT PLEASE."

"One sec.."

Kiyo threw some buttons at her

"GO"

"THE HELL IS-"

The Taxi screeched off

"Can i play some tunes?" avi asked

"Got any spare cha-"

A huge thud echoed through the car.

"We totally just ran over that homeless man…HAHAHAHA"

"Dammit was just about to play the yarichin b club theme song…"

We all got out the car

There was rainbow on the car's hood

"Uhhhh"

"Why so much work just to see our husbandos and waifus…"

"WE ARE GOING TO WALGREENS OF HELL, NOT NO WAFIUTOS OR WHATS IT CALL ITS"

"FINE I WONT INTRODUCE YOU TO AKANE"

"WHO THE HECK IS THAT?"

"Your dream wife."

Avi showed a picture of her to carl

Carl collapsed and hit his head on the hood of the car

Carl woke up and was greeted to Akane.

"We're here you dumb simp."

"I think we broke him" avi said

She then pulled out a ps5

"Give this to chiaki next time you see her" she said to kiyo

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT. THAT'S LIKE 500 DOLLARS."

Then avi got a flashback to someone almost murdering her

That someone was her little sister.

"I have money…."

"Who the hell is Carl talking to?"

Avi slapped him

"Yo wake up"

Carl jumped up

"THE HELL AVI? I WAS HAVING A GOOD DREAM"

"I bet it was about Akane.."

Korekiyo sent the PS5 back to his demon palace/room/thing

"So what did we hit"

They walked to the back where they found the Taxi driver touching…

A Homeless unicorn?

"The hell is this?"

"The thing we hit"

The unicorn jumped up and pulled out an assault rifle

"KIYO YOU KILLED MY BROTHER NOW YOU MUST DIE"

"What? I only killed 20 people."

"MY HOMELESS BROTHER"

"OHHH that guy ,the one that tried tto kill you"

"Who are you again?"

Kiyo took out his book.

"I AM KORTETO UNI, YOU KILLED MY BROTHER TORTETO UNI-"

Kiyo wrote something

The taxis parking brake was disabled

"HEY! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING!"

CRUNCH

SPLATTER

Rainbow blood went all over the trunk and the road

"HOLY S***"

"Ah, the luxury of having a death note. Make that 21."

"I'M SO GONNA GET FIRED FOR THIS"

The Grinding of bones stopped the Taxi

"Phew-"

And it caught on fire

"NOOOOOOOOOO"

"Who knew Unicorn blood could be flammable?"

Kiyo opened his Death Note.

"Tenko. Fix this!"

Tenko threw the buttons in Kiyo's face and vanished.

"GOD DAMMIT. WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!!"

Kiyo teleported out with his demon powers and dumped water over the car.

But sadly the car was half burned-

"OI'

The taxi driver turned

"Me?"

"Yes can't you get another taxi?"

"WHY SHOULD I"

Kiyo pulled out his death note as a threat.

"OK OK OK"

The taxi driver tapped his suit twice

Another Taxi Fell from the sky

"Happened again didn't it Bill?"

"Yes…"

"Hop in!"

An hour later

"WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG TO GET THERE!!!! Cant the stupid writers hurry it up!"

Suddenly traffic appeared

Why should we? This is funny.

"CAUSE CHAPTER 1 IS BEGINNING TO GET TOO LONG"

Oh yeah other author shouldn't we end the chapter?

I guess so.