3 The One-Eyed giant that fought against no man

" How far is it? " asked Sir Matthew.

" I told you; that you did not have to come " said Sir-Lady Alienor.

" Yeah, but you said that you were off to fight a giant, how could I not join? " said Matthew with a smile.

Alienor also smiled, and it was in that moment that Matthew noticed that Sir-Lady Alienor was- what many hornymen would say; thick, but in this case, she was extra thick!

" We are not far, but we have one detour before we reach the giant, " said Alienor.

" What do you mean? " said Matthew, confused.

" We have to pay our respect to the Empress-sisters "

Matthew paused for a moment.

" Where are we heading? " he asked.

" To Istanbul- I mean! Constantinople; the capital of the Byzantine Empire "

The ship, they were on, sailed till they reached nearby Gaul, from there, they rode, till, after some days, Alienor and Matthew had reached Constantinople.

They were immediately led to the Empress-sisters.

The two knights were now before the Co-Empresses; Zoë- and Theodora Porphyrogenita.

" Ah, it is wonderful to see you again, Sir-Lady Alienor " said Empress Zoë.

" The honor is all mine " said Alienor, while kneeling.

Matthew was kneeling as well.

Both Empresses now noticed Sir Matthew.

" Is he a new knight of Ruhtra? " asked Empress Theodora.

" He is, " replied Alienor.

" Did he swear his loyalty? " asked Empress Zoë with a hidden meaning.

" He did " replied Sir-Lady Alienor with a smile, as Sir Matthew's cheeks were now red.

" Tell us, Sir knight, were the Queen's breasts like that of a goddess? " asked Empress Theodora with a smile.

Matthew paused for a moment.

" I would not know… I have not had the honor of feeling the breasts of a goddess… but, I would claim that Queen Ruhtra's boobs are the closest thing " said Matthew, as the blood from his cheeks went elsewhere.

" Really? " said both Empresses, as they looked at one another.

" Perhaps you would like to examine our boobs to compare? " said Empress Zoë, as her heart-rate increased.

Matthew was speechless, but Alienor came to his rescue.

" I would ask that such a thing not take place, it would bring great dishonor on our Queen "

Both Empresses could now be heard letting out a sigh, as Matthew gave Alienor a look of; thank you.

" Now, to business; why have the two of you come to our eternal Empire? " asked Empress Theodora.

" We wish safe passage to Greece, " said Alienor.

" It is granted, " said Empress Zoë.

Sir-Lady Alienor and Sir Matthew now left Constantinople, and headed towards Greece, to a specific island; of giants, i.e. Cyclopes.

Alienor and Matthew now both stood before a giant boulder, which was covering a cave.

" How the hell are we going to move that?... " said Matthew.

" Matthew? "

" Yes? "

" What time is it? "

" It is high-noon "

Alienor smiled, as she walked over to the boulder and moved it with ease.

Matthew looked on, dumbfounded.

He then felt the ground shake, and out from the cave, came Polyphemus himself, who had his one-eye back.

" Who dares awaken me? " said the son of Poseidon, who then heard someone whistle.

Polyphemus looked down, and saw tiny Alienor.

" Yo " said she " Let us fight " she continued.

Matthew had no idea as to what was going on.

He then heard the laughter of Polyphemus.

" Ha-ha, I am a demi-god, you mere mortal " said the prideful Cyclops.

" And I am the Giantess of the Sun " said Sir-Lady Alienor, as the sun positioned itself just right.

Matthew and Polyphemus now looked on, as Alienor became extra, extra thick! In other words, she grew to the size of a mountain, along with a weapon, which she pointed at Polyphemus- who simply said;

" No-one will believe me… "

Sir-Lady Alienor finished Polyphemus with one blow, as Matthew watched on, with his jaw dropped.

Alienor now returned to a human-size.

She walked over, closed Matthew's jaw, and then hopped on the ship.

The two of them now returned to Tolemac, with an adventure to tell.