I have always love potatoes, no really. I'd do anything for potato, well maybe that is a bit extreme. I mean did terrorize a mongol fellow once so that he may launch a genocide on the Chinese and offer me potato. It was a bit lackluster though.
Genetically modified potatoes are ruined and have been stripped of their unique dogshit taste.
I've been called by the potato summoners, I have a mission to terrorize potato gamers, and lovers.