1 Chapter 1

"Hey, big guy,

ever thought of a career other than supervilliany? Cause you'd be a great bulldozer!" Spiderman commented, flipping over Rhino.

"Rahhhhhh" He charged at spiderman, slamming him into a wall. "Nnnhhggg, I'm gonna feel that tomorrow." Spidey muttered, dodging a big fist.

Pop, pop, crack, "Wow, you're better than a chiropractor! Let me pay you back! " Spidey said. (Get it? Chiropractor, back?)

Rhino looked over at spiderman, confused. "Pay me bac-? " Wham, fist to the face. Spidey webbed rhino's feet to the ground and knocked him out. "Just another day for Spidey. " He sighed, stretching. "Ow, ow, ow. My back."  He winced. His spider sense went off.

He moved out of the way just as an arrow whizzed past his shoulder.

"Seriously! Can we schedule this for another day?" Spiderman grumbled, turning around.

There standing before him was the one and only, Ironman. Plus Hawkeye, Captain America, and Falcon.

"Look, kid, I'm only going to say this once. Come with us. " Tony spoke.

"Or what?  You'll take my candy?  Nahh."  Spiderman shot a web and started swinging off.

"Fine, have it your way," Tony said. Annoyed, he shot a beam at him. The web snapped, sending him falling down. "Ow, my butt!" He groaned.

Jumping up, spiderman did a sideways flip, dodging a volley of arrows. Mid flip, Spidey sent a web at Hawkeye, webbing him down. "Hey! " Hawkeye yelped, struggling in his bonds. Cap threw his shield, which Spiderman easily dodged. But it was a diversion so that cap could put him in a headlock. "Hey! 4 against 1, not cool. " Spidey grumbled.

"Good, now let's go. " Iron man said, ignoring his comment.

"No, let me go! " Spiderman shouted, frantic.  He slid his foot under Caps left foot, bringing it up. Then, grabbing his foot with his hands, he puts his elbow on Caps chest, causing him to fall.

Spiderman again tried to swing away, only to be caught by the Falcon. "What, you have wings!?!  Lemme guess, you're supposed to be Donald Duck. " Spiderman quipped. "Wha... " Falcon muttered, confused. "Ah, never mind, you don't give a quack." Spiderman fake sighed, attaching a web to both wings. He then pulled both webs in, causing them to fall. He quickly threw Falcon onto a roof, sighing.

"How old are you? " Tony questioned. "You act like a 10 year old. "

Spidey shrugged, then swung away.

"Well, Fury's not going to be happy. " Steve sighed.

A/n:

Heyo potatoes!

First chapter! Did you like it?

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