13 Chapter 11: The Bell Test

Kakashi: "Alright my name is Kakashi Hatake, I don't feel like telling you my likes and dislikes, my Hobbies are my own and my dream...I don't feel like telling you. Alright your next Pinkie."

They all sweat drop at Kakashi-sensei's introduction. Sakura frowns from the nickname.

Sakura: "My name is Sakura Haruno what I like is ~SQUEALS~ WHAT MY DREAM IS ~SQUEAL~ WHAT MY HOBBIE IS ~SQUEAL~"

We all wince in pain. Damn that banshee.

Kakashi: "What do you Hate?"

Sakura: "NARUTO-BAKA AND INO-PIG!"

Naruto: "Oh Sakura-chan that's so mean."

I glare at her through my eye holes in my mask. She squeaks from the pressure.

Kakashi: "Alright next blondie over here."

Naruto: "I'm Naruto Uzumaki Datteboyo! I like my family, Jiji, Ichiraku ramen and Ramen, I dislike people who can't tell the difference between a kunai and a scroll, I also hate arrogant stuck up people, lastly I hate the 3 minute wait for ramen, my hobbies are pranking and eating ramen, my dream is become Hokage Datteboyo! ."

Kakashi: "Alright duck butt boy here."

I giggled at Sasuke's Nickname. The person in question frowns.

Sasuke: "My name is Sasuke Uchiha I don't like many things and I hate a lot of things. My hobbies are non of your concerns. My dream... is to kill my older brother and restore my clan."

I just look at him he acts like this outside the house. Don't know why though. Sakura however is fawning over him.

Kakashi: "O-k your next Mask boy."

I look at him.

Kazuto: "My name is Kazuto Uzumaki Uchiha...."

Everyone looks at me to continue.

Kakashi: "That's all?"

I nod my head. They all sweat drop.

Kakashi: "Alright tomorrow were all going on an exercise."

There all hyped up. Except for me.

Sakura: "What type of exercise Kakashi-sensei?"

Kakashi: "A survival one."

Sakura: "But we already done those in the academy."

Kakashi: "Oh this ones different, this survival exercise is a test to see if your going to be genin or not."

They all looked shocked. I giggled they all look at me weirdly.

Kazuto: "What I already expected this."

Kakashi: "Anyways like I was saying tomorrow I will be testing you to see if your worthy enough to pass to genin, just saying by the way 66% of the academy students normally fail this."

They all looked at sensei.

Kakashi: "Were doing the test in training ground 7 at 5:00am in the morning, oh and a word of advice don't eat otherwise your going to puke."

As he was about to shunshin away.

Kazuto: "KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

He turns to look at me annoyed.

Kakashi: "Yes, Kazuto?"

Kazuto: "I'd advise you not to be late tomorrow Sensei otherwise your going to R-E-G-R-E-T it." I smile innocently.

He eye smiles at me.

Kakashi: "Of course Kazuto."

He then Shunshins away.

Naruto: "Sakura-chan wanna hang out were team mates after all."

Sakura: "No way baka who'd want to go hang out with you."

Kazuto: "Come on Sasuke, Naruto let's go home."

Sakura: "Can I come with you Sasuke-kun."

Sasuke: "Not my house, so don't ask me."

Sakura: "Then were do you live."

Sasuke: "I live with Kazuto-nii and Naruto."

Sakura: "WHAT! YOU LIVE WITH WEIRD GUY AND NARUTO BAKA."

I glare at her she flinches.

Kazuto: "Shut up pink banshee."

Sakura: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING-"

I release a bit of my killing intent. She starts suffocating and kneeling on the ground.

Kazuto: "Shut up am I clear."

I see her nod her head. I release my intent.

Sakura: "Then who's house is it." She says within breaths.

Naruto: "It's Kazuto-nii's house Datteboyo!"

I see her face pales.

Kazuto: "My house my rules and your not coming to family celebration dinner."

She starts crying. I teleport to our house.

Naruto: "That was a bit mean don't you think tou-san." Pity in his voice.

Kazuto: "I think not if she doesn't listen." I say e motionlessly.

Sasuke: "Hn."

Kazuto: "Ohhhh your glad Daddy got the banshee off your back didn't you." I say in a teasing tone.

I see Sasuke blush a bit. We went inside the house to see Fu waiting for us.

Fu: "We passed but we have to do a test!" She says in a happy tone.

Kazuto: "Us to. Now go shower and change while I go cook, oh also whoever finishes first gets extra."

I see them all dash to their rooms. I chuckle. I start wearing my apron and cooking ramen, Dango's, Ice cream for later, Fried rice, Spaghetti and just a raw tomato. For myself however I cook fried noodles with egg sauce and beef with veggies. Once I finished cooking I prepared the table and beverages. I see Sasuke come down first smiling at his victory.

Kazuto: "It seems your down first this time Sasuke what cha want as extra."

Sasuke: "I would like tomato soup please Daddy." He say's enthusiastically.

I nod and head back to the kitchen to cook the soup. I finish in ten minutes. I went to the dining table and see them all wolfing down there food. I smile and give the soup to Sasuke. He smirks at everyone. I hear Fu and Naruto groan. When they finished dinner I gave Sasuke some dangos and Tomato flavored Ice cream, lemon flavored for Fu and vanilla for Naruto. Me I had rainbow. We all brushed our teeth and went to bed at 11pm. I quickly went to dreamland.

I wake up to feel someone shaking me. I lazily woke up and saw Sasuke. I look at the clock and it was 1am.

Kazuto: "What is it Sasuke? It's to early."

Sasuke: "Daddy I can't sleep."

Realization dawned upon me.

Kazuto: "Nightmares."

Sasuke nods his head. I sigh.

Kazuto: "Get in."

He immediately gets into bed and sleeps. I sweat drop. For someone with nightmares he sure does sleep pretty fast. I cuddle with him and went to sleep.

I wake up to see that it was 4am. I see Sasuke sleeping on my chest. I gently shake him to wake up. I see him groggily wake up. When he sees me he went a little red. Don't tell me he has a fever.

Kazuto: "Rise and shine sleepy head."

Sasuke: "Ok Dad--daddy."

I yawned.

Kazuto: "Can you go wake up Naruto for me please Sasuke."

He nods his head. I went to the bathroom to shower and brush my teeth. I went down to make breakfast. Once I'm done I set a seal on one of them as to keep it warm knowing Fu won't be waking up soon. I greet Sasuke and Naruto at the table. We start eating breakfast not following Kakashi's "Advice". Once were finished we changed our clothes and headed towards training ground 7. Once we got there I heard the screaming Banshee shout SASUKE. I really wanted to murder her then and their. I mean bloody hell look at what time it is. Speaking of time it seems Kakashi is late. Time to set up the traps. I grin evilly. Sasuke and Naruto back away from me.

Else were

Kakashi: "Achoo. Gai must be talking about me.'' He says while shuddering.

Back to training ground 7.

I placed a trap exactly were I predict Kakashi was going to shunshin in. It was a seal that made it show the victim their 2 worst nightmares in a comedic sense of course, knowing Kakashi these would be his Icha Icha burning and Gai. I also prepared a paint balloon filled with pink glitter in it. Last but not least I made it so that his hair would look like Sakura's on activation. Also had a sticker that said warning pedophile get away now. I giggled weirdly. Oh how he is going to regret coming late.

3 hours later

Kakashi: "Yo."

Naruto and Sakura: "YOUR LATE."

And that was when my trapped activated. The genjutsu began and he started screaming in fear from those comedic nightmares. He tried to dispel it but I'm a seals master he can't. I threw the balloon and it exploded onto his hair making him look like Sakura without glitter now that his hair looks like Sakura's. I then proceed to put two stickers that said warning pedophile get away now. One onto his forehead and another on his book on the front. When the genjutsu ended he looked so aged. He then glared at us and said:

Kakashi: "Now which one of you did that hmm." He asked in a threatening tone.

I innocently raise my hand up. He glares at me.

Kazuto: "But Kakashi-sensei I told you not to come late to the test and you didn't listen. I said that there would be a punishment didn't I." I pout.

I see Kakashi-sensei shudder.

Kazuto: "Now that you learned you won't be a bad man and be late while lying would you, otherwise your punishment would be worse." I stared at him innocently.

I see Kakashi-sensei's face twisted in horror.

Kakashi: "Of course Kazuto I won't be a bad man and I'll definitely be on time now that I had my....punishment."

Naruto starts laughing his ass off, Sasuke smirked and Sakura giggled.

Kakashi: "~Cough~ Alright then the test is simple basically you have to get the bells from me before noon the person that fails doesn't get lunch."

Kakashi-sensei says while holding up 3 bells. I hear Sakura stomach grumble.

Sakura: "Ah Kakashi-sensei why is it you only have 3 bells."

Kakashi: "That's because only 3 of you will pass while the other fails the test and goes back to the academy."

My team gasps.

Naruto and Sakura: "WHAT!"

I see Kakashi-sensei smirk under his mask.

Kakashi: "Glad you finally understand it now on my mark, 3....2...1...Begin."

I see everyone hide. But me. Kakashi-sensei looks at me weirdly before again taking out his book and reading. I discreetly replaced the bells with rocks with the replacement jutsu. I then proceed to take out a beach chair with a mini table with sushi and water. I lie on the chair. Kakashi-sensei looks up from his book then I see him trip.

Kakashi: "Uh Kazuto you do realize this is a test right not a relaxation spot."

I just shrugged. I see Kakashi-sensei sweat drop.

Kakashi: "Well...alright if you want it to be like that."

Kakashi-sensei then runs toward were Sakura is. I know this test is about teamwork but if my team can't figure that out well. Aren't they a bit too stupid.

Kakashi pov

I swear that kid is a bit too care free. I head towards were Sakura is and I hide in a tree behind her. I tell you her pink hair stands out way too much. I land behind her silently.

Kakashi: "Hello Sakura, Lesson 1 genjutsu."

I here Sakura squeak in surprise.

Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique

Sakura: "AHHHHHHH! SASUKE-KUN!"

I put Sakura in a genjutsu she falls down screaming I sweat drop. And the report says she the top of the class. Fangirls.

I head towards wear Naruto was now that I dealt with the anchor of the team. I see him standing in the middle of the fields. I mentally face palmed. Why are all my candidates so stupid. I shunshin into the field.

Kakashi: "Lesson 2 Taijutsu."

Naruto rushes at me and uses the infamous kage bushin. The Narutos formed a circle around me. They started charging at me while I was reading my book. His clone tried to get close but I bonked them on the head making them all go poof. The real Naruto charged at me he did some hand signs. My eyes widened how did an academy student learn this jutsu.

Wind Release: Breakthrough

I quickly substituted myself with a log. I sighed in relief that would have been lethal.

I felt a presence behind me.

Wind Release: Great Breakthrough

I felt the wind get knocked out of me. I went flying through the air. I barley landed perfectly. Dammit I'm getting beaten up by a student. I put my headband up to reveal the sharingan. I sped towards Naruto and hooked him in the gut then quickly followed by an uppercut before getting behind him and kicking him into the river. I sighed in relief now that he was gone I can finally move to Sasuke.

Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique

I heard a jutsu being cast towards me. I jump out the way and turn around. I see Sasuke charge towards me to close the distance. I dash towards him. He tries to kick me in the stomach then aims for my head with his fist. I deflect the fist and block the kick. I dig underground and replace myself with a clone. Once my clone gets released from a hit to the back I hear him say all directions except for below.

Kakashi: "I'm below!"

Earth Release: Double Suicide Decapitation Technique

I drag the Uchiha down into the ground. I looked at him with his head up I smirked under my mask.

Kakashi: "Always look for the unexpected."

Sasuke: "Hn."

I sweat drop. Keeps up the emo act all the way to the end doesn't he.

I shunshin out of there to go see the bentos I brought. I see Naruto about to open one. I shunshin behind him and incapacitate him.

Naruto: "KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

Kakashi: "You really expected to get lunch that easily."

I just hear him laugh nervously I sweat drop again. I then heard a thrill scream coming from the forest.

???: "THE DREAM WAS TRUE SASUKE-KUN IS DEAD ONLY HIS HEAD IS SHOWING KYAAAAAAA!"

I practically trip myself great a fangirl, emo, idiot prankster and a lazy kid. I hear the timer go off. I sigh in disappointment. But it seems I'll still have to pass the Uchiha considering they want the "pure blooded" Uchiha to pass except the Uchiha head it seems he wasn't invited. I gather them all into one spot.

3rd person pov

Kakashi: "I'm very disappointed in all of you one of you couldn't even hide properly, Naruto you fought well but you didn't even touch the bells same with you Sasuke and last of all one of you didn't even do anything! I'm not sending you back to the academy however."

Naruto sighs in relief, Sasuke smirks, Sakura thought( What all I did was faint, scream and be useless, I can pass even like this. WOW TRUE LOVE ALWAYS WIN), and Kazuto just snorts knowing the truth.

Kakashi: "Instead I'm dropping you from the shinobi program."

Sasuke uses the famous Uchiha glare, Naruto and Sakura shouts WHAT! and Kazuto just laughs his ass off. Everyone's attention went to Kazuto.

Kakashi: "And what's so funny Kazuto your also getting dropped from the program."

Kazuto: "Well Kakashi-sensei this whole test was about teamwork was it not."

Kakashi and everyone just looks at me dumbfounded.

Sakura: "BAKA, IF YOU KNEW THE ANSWER WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US SO THAT WE CAN PASS THIS TEST, WE FAILED BECAUSE OF YOU!"

Kakashi: "Yes Kazuto, since you knew the answer why didn't you inform your team mates."

Kazuto: "Well that's because if they couldn't figure that out themselves how would you think they would work as shinobi."

Sakura: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER NOW THAT WE DIDN'T PASS NOW DID WE. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, NOW WE WON'T PASS!"

Kazuto: "Well I virtually don't care I mean I don't want to be with team mates who can't even figure out the objective, no offense Naruto and Sasuke."

Naruto: "Non taken."

Sasuke: "Hn."

Sakura: "WHAT ABOUT ME!"

Kazuto: "Banshees that don't have intelligence don't deserve apology's."

Sakura: "I'M NOT A BANSHEE AND I DO-"

Kakashi: "ENOUGH! Yes even though Kazuto should of attempted to ask for your help your still at fault for not even thinking of it. At least Kazuto thought of it despite not doing anything, now I'm going to give you one more chance, don't feed Kazuto anything and you'll pass."

Kazuto gets tied to the post and Kakashi shunshins into the trees to observe them. Sakura just eats her Lunch smugly.

Sakura: "HA THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE KAZUTO BAKA!"

Kazuto just shrugs, well tries to shrug. Sasuke opens his bento and feeds Kazuto, Naruto did the same. Kazuto just eats it nonchalantly. Sakura just gapes at this.

Sakura: "WHY DO YOU GET TO BE FED BY SASUKE-KUN AND NOT ME YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE IT."

Kazuto just continues eating ignoring Sakura's comment. Sakura gain's a tick mark. She sends a fist to his face but before the fist contacts with the face, she gets electric shocked by something.

Sakura: "WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT."

Kazuto: "You know Sasuke I think I prefer your cooking over the bentos." He say's while again ignoring Sakura.

Sasuke blushes unnoticed all but by Kazuto. Kakashi just sweat drops.

Sasuke: "Hn."

Sakura: "HOW DARE YOU EAT SASUKE-KUN'S COOKING ONLY I, HIS FUTURE WIFE AM ALLOWED."

Kakashi uses that time to shunshin into the field.

Kakashi: "YOU!...."

Sakura: "IT'S NARUTO AND KAZUTO BAKAS FAULT KAKASHI-SENSEI KAZUTO SOMEHOW BRAINWASHED SASUKE-KUN INTO FEEDING HIM INSTEAD OF ME!"

Kakashi mentally face palms.

Kakashi: "....PASS but Sakura goes back to the academy.

Sakura and Naruto: "WHAT."

Sakura: "WHY SHOULD NARUTO AND KAZUTO BAKA PASS, SASUKE-KUN AND I SHOULD PASS!"

Kakashi just glares at Sakura she just yelps from the glare.

Kakashi: "Well the test was about teamwork and since those two fed Kazuto they passed since they helped a team mate but you did nothing but be selfish so you failed. Well new team 7 meet me at the front of the K.I.A stone."

Sakura: "DON'T IGNORE ME MY MOM WILL DEAL WITH YOU AND THEN ONLY SASUKE-KUN AND I WILL BE TOGETHER ON A TEAM!"

Kakashi: "Did you just threaten your superior?"

Sakura: "SO WHAT!"

Kakashi: "I can punish you without any interference, without anyone's permission."

Sakura pales and then shut's up.

Kakashi: "Anyway's everyone but sakura ~Glares at Sakura meet me here tomorrow at 7am."

Kazuto: "Wait Kakashi-sensei I need to give you something. Kakashi just waits. Kazuto goes to him and discreetly hand him the bells. Kakashi just gapes.

Kakashi: "How did you-"

I just hold my finger to my mouth. He just looks dumbfounded.

Kakashi then shunshins out of the training ground.

Sakura: "NARUTO AND KAZUTO BAKA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT."

Naruto: "Sakura-cha..."

Sakura: "DON'T SAKURA-CHAN ME."

Kazuto bitch slaps Sakura from Monday to Sunday. Sakura just stands up and looks at Kazuto in fear.

Sakura: "WHEN MY MUM HEARS OF THIS SHE WIL-"

Kazuto just laughs like a maniac.

Sakura: "WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING BAKA!" she says with extreme rage.

Kazuto: "Your mother won't be able to do anything to me." He say's with massive killer intent.

Sakura starts choking and going on her knees. Kazuto releases his killing intent and tells Naruto and Sasuke to follow him home. Naruto looks at Sakura in pity, Sasuke...well he doesn't care about some measly fangirl. While they were walking Naruto ask:

Naruto: "Don't you think that was a bit ruthless Tou-san."

Kazuto: "No of course not if she thinks like that she won't ever survive in the shinobi world. Because after all, to be a shinobi you have to be ruthless at times. You however Naruto are one of the very few exceptions so you don't have to follow that rule Sasuke and I however do same with Sakura."

Naruto just nods his head in understanding, Sasuke just hn.

Kakashi Pov

How and when did Kazuto steal the bells from me. It says in the report that he was just an average student. I may have to ask the Hokage about this.

I walk into the jounin meeting late as always. Everyone looked at me then some fell to the floor laughing while others were gigglin. I glared at all of them. I should've washed before I went to the meeting.

Gai: "Hello Kakashi it seems your still keeping your very unyouthful attitude and what has happened to you that you'd look like this!"

I just hmed.

Gai: "Damn you and your hipful attitude!"

Hiruzen: "Anyways now that everyone's here let's go over the team reports." He say's while trying to suppress his laughter.

As the people say pass or fail it was finally my turn.

Kakashi: "Team 7 pass all except one person however." I say in a lazy tone.

Everyone gasped and then was confused by what he meant.

Hiruzen: "Ok then Kakashi stay behind after the meeting to explain."

I waited until everyone was finished. When everyone left the Hokage turned towards me demanding an explanation from me.

Kakashi: "Naruto, Sasuke and Kazuto passed while Sakura failed, oh and I became like this because I didn't take Kazuto's warning seriously." I shuddered.

Hiruzen: "Well I sympathized with you whenever little Kazuto warns us about something and we don't take it to heart, well lets just say that you'll instantly want to correct your mistake. Anyways this is going to be a headache in the council meeting as Mebuki holds quite alot of power despite not having as much as my advisors, continue on."

Kakashi: "Well even though Naruto and Sasuke didn't work together with anyone they were pretty skilled at least mid chunin. Sakura didn't do anything but scream and faint, the most mysterious is Kazuto as he knew the objective from the start and he somehow stole the bell from me without me even knowing about it."

Hiruzen: "I did expect that from the first three but Kazuto stole the bells from you without you even knowing? That is pretty impressive. It seems he was hiding his skills but he won't reveal his full power. Judging from his speed and your reaction he should be nearing the level of Sanin."

Kakashi: "WHAT! His nearing the Sanin level. How did we never know about this."

Hiruzen: "It seems he hid it well Kakashi, anyways keep observing Kazuto then Kakashi to figure out his true power, although we won't have to worry his loyalty lies to his village after all, all right your dismissed."

Kakashi: "Yes Hokage-sama."

I shunshin out of the office but before I do I see Hokage-sama take out an orange book. I giggled when I saw the book. It seems the Hokage-sama is also a closet pervert. It also seems I have another task besides from training the Uchiha. Haaa this is gonna be a really long term. I better go home and shower, while taking the stickers off.

Kazuto pov

That Sakura bitch is gonna be really annoying, especially the mother at the incoming council meeting. God I really wish I can kill her. (Tengoku: You and me both mate.) Oh it seems you want to- oh never mind your asleep again god this guy sleeps a lot. Welp better get ready for that stupid council meeting.