5 DEPD Interrogation Case #1: Penelope

I have downloaded the next O.M.E.G.A file, but I understand your relationship with Penelope-

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Beginning DEPD interrogation audio file #1 in

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Officer: Penelope ||MESSAGE REDACTED||.

{No answer}

Officer: Penelope ||MESSAGE REDACTED||.

{No answer}

Officer: Penelope ||MESSAGE REDACTED||. Respond or be electrocuted.

{Penelope moves slightly to threat}

Officer: Respond or be electrocuted. This is your final warning.

Penelope: What do you expect me to say? "Hi?" {cynical laughter} You all are sooooo silly.

Officer: Is it true you tried to murder Alexander Owens on February 19th at 9:58 AM? Answer the question or be electrocuted.

{No answer}

Officer: Answer or be electrocuted. This is your final warning.

{Penelope is smiling wide}

Penelope: I sure did officer! I tried to stab Alex in his neck and let his blood run like a shower faucet aaaaaall over me! {Cynical giggles} It would have been so amazing if he hadn't had grabbed that pipe from the rubbie pile...

Officer: You fought with Alexander? And he won?

Penelope: Heart. Stomach. Spine. Frontal Lobe. So many places I could have gone for. So much blood I could have quenched my thirst with.

Officer: Answer the question or be electrocuted. We will not ask again.

Penelope: Liver. Jugular. Esophagus. Major Arteries....{in song} IIIII--- Just wanna kiii----ll Alexander Owee---nn--s!

{Penelope is electrocuted. She screams in pain}

Officer: Answer the question.

{Penelope twitches}

Officer: You will be electrocuted until you answer.

Penelope: NOOOO PLEASE! Yes! I tried to kill Alexander Owens since he found my pentagram in the basement of ||MESSAGE REDACTED||!!!

Officer: What were you doing in the basement of ||MESSAGE REDACTED|| that you needed a pentagram? Answer or be electrocuted and scream in pain until your vocal chords can no longer move.

{Penelope thinks of an answer? (let the record show this statement is still under official review and is to not be taken into final account until this is done - Chief Braun of DEPD)}

Penelope: I was worshipping the almighty lucifer by giving him a sacrifice. But I should have known just the torso of a dog wasn't enough... damn f---ing 2 week old puppy... It all makes sense now! Satan had gotten mad at me and punished me by stopping me from killing Alex.

Officer: You killed a dog and gave it as a sacrifice to the devil?

Penelope: Oh I didn't kill it! I just chopped it into little tiny pieces and then grinded its skull into bone meal for satans cute little babies to eat! Like an onion I cut it up! Cut, cut, cut!

{Penelope laughs hysterically for 4 minutes straight. No breaks in between for taking a breath}

Officer: Are you done? We still have more we want to ask you.

{Penelope continues to laugh}

Officer: Stop laughing or be electrocuted. This is your final warning.

Penelope: Okie Dokie officer mofficer! {giddish giggling}

Officer: Is it true that ||MESSAGE REDACTED|| is actually the biological daughter to ||MESSAGE REDACTED||?

{No answer}

Officer: Answer the question.

{No answer for 3 minutes. After 3 minutes Penelope begins to sob}

Officer: She is, isn't she?

Penelope: What have I done? I f---ing killed it. I'm a f---ing goddamn monster...

Officer: You are a monster. Now answer the question or be electrocuted. This is your final warning. If I have to ask again, I will make sure your screams of pain will be heard from China.

{Penelope continues to sob}

{Officers discuss something behind the glass}

Officer: From what we have heard, you have murdered a young puppy, but have not killed any real person. Thus, we are sentencing you to 3000 years in prison. You and your sick, twisted self can rot in hell.

Penelope: No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! KILLLL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!! PLEEEEAAASSEEEE F---ING KILLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!

{Penelope starts jolting violently in her chair. Officer comes in and rams bottom of gun against her head, silencing her}

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End of audio recording. I apologize for what you have heard. As I have said, I understand you were close friends with Penelope. It is unfortunate that she was sentenced to such a punishment, but with all due respect, I see no remorse for her. It is also unfortunate however that Dr. Owens survived. If he had been taken down, these files would not have existed.

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